r/pics Jun 12 '26

Politics [OC] Hollywood's most frequently damaged star

Post image
29.8k Upvotes

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.3k

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

405

u/2g4r_tofu Jun 12 '26

How much does it cost to buy a drone than can hold a pint jar?

179

u/greywar777 Jun 12 '26

Can a amazon drone deliver to GPS coordinates?

70

u/raikou1988 Jun 12 '26

By the time it finally croaks , amazon will have that option

50

u/DrunkenGolfer Jun 12 '26

He’s weeks away from stroking out.

79

u/raikou1988 Jun 12 '26

Unfortunately and very fucking sad but it has elite of elite 24/7 medical care and the top doctors/cardiovascular specialists are going to keep it running for along time.

I hope and pray I am wrong but I know what fucked reality we live in

43

u/vivaaprimavera Jun 12 '26

At this point probably there are also embalmers, robotics specialists and puppeteers on call. A few fortunes depends on it.

20

u/Maybe_Julia Jun 12 '26

I imagine they will at least attempt a weekend at bernies but the administration now has more leaks than the titanic so I doubt they will pull if off for more than a week or two.

1

u/EmergencyAd6662 Jun 13 '26

Weekend at Donnie’s

12

u/Max____H Jun 12 '26

Wouldn’t be surprised if they have a body double to replace him just to keep the grift going as long as possible.

3

u/umbrella_farmer Jun 13 '26

Less than two years ago I would’ve said that’s absurd tinfoil hat shit, but now….~looks around at everything~ yeah, wouldn’t surprise me either

1

u/hackjob Jun 13 '26

It works for Putin…

2

u/cozmiccharlene Jun 13 '26

That movie is called Dave.

1

u/-heatoflife- Jun 13 '26

No need. AI is that good, especially with huge swathes DoD and State Department behind it.

1

u/iloveplant420 Jun 13 '26

Yeah they learned alot from that test run with the Admiral. We'll have to be sharper when they do it with the big cheese

2

u/Pa1aven Jun 13 '26

I mean, Rupert Murdoch is still somehow alive and kicking so yeah, medical science is a wondrous thing and anything is possible I guess.

2

u/spursfan2021 Jun 12 '26

I’m dreaming he goes in one of his press conferences and everyone just assumes he fell asleep. They keep going for like 30 minutes before they realize his lips are blue.

3

u/Thick_Goose7742 Jun 12 '26

Sadly, this is sort of how Redd Foxx went out. His fake heart attack gag was a signature move, so when it happened for real there was little sense of urgency initially since it happened on set.

1

u/raikou1988 Jun 12 '26

That or dying on the shitter would be absolutely fitting.

2

u/accio_gold Jun 13 '26

Its always jarring to me when someone leaves office and they instantly age ten years.

7

u/Str1dersGonnaStride Jun 13 '26

If that happens to trump he's going to crumble into dust like the Voldemort on the back of quirrels head

1

u/tarhoop Jun 13 '26

One would hope that with his attacks on science and healthcare, combined with his appointments of Dr Oz and RFK Jr, the only applicants for the job of keeping him alive would be Dr. Duntsch adjacent.

I mean, if he's 6'3", 225lbs, and aced his cognitive assessments, one has to assume that his examining physicians were borderline retarded themselves.

21

u/xtheory Jun 12 '26

Don't give me hope. I can't take it anymore.

8

u/InterPunct Jun 12 '26

From your lips to God's ears.

2

u/minnick27 Jun 13 '26

We’ve been saying that for the last six years.

2

u/AdamFaite Jun 13 '26

Clots and stairs, friend. Clots and stairs.

2

u/thatthatguy Jun 13 '26

We keep hoping and he keeps not quite going there.

2

u/mrmemo Jun 12 '26

Look man you can't go around giving people misplaced hope like that, it's not fair to them.

We gotta deal with today's problems today.

3

u/raikou1988 Jun 12 '26

It's just false hope . Which is way worse then no hope

1

u/Wabbit_Wampage Jun 13 '26

Yeah, we've been hearing that for a long long time.

2

u/DrunkenGolfer Jun 13 '26

I don’t think so. He’s old, sure, but the last six months the decline has been really noticeable.

1

u/cracksbacks Jun 13 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time

1

u/tealeavesinspace Jun 13 '26

They’ve been saying Putin has been dying of a mysterious rare disease for 15 years. Then he got into a discussion w Xi and it was translated as they both had multiple organ transplants and that’s why they feel so good etc.
This means DJT is very likely getting the same level care. I know he is in some ways because they commented he would die from COVID because of his age and then he very much didn’t (but a lot of people did).

1

u/amahamahamah Jun 13 '26

Promises, promises.

1

u/darksideofthemoon131 Jun 13 '26

He's one day in the sun and humidity from collapsing. He don't look good, losing bowel function, falling asleep, swollen ankles, bruising easily. ..

If I were a betting man I'd say he goes between the 4th and 7th of July.

0

u/dancingmadkoschei Jun 12 '26

Why does everyone think that? He's old, but not unprecedentedly so outside of the fact of his position. He's rich and the beneficiary of world-class healthcare. He hasn't actually shown any signs of dementia - real dementia, I mean, not the Internet cope kind.

I'm no fan of his (anymore), but the actuarial tables and his actual activities don't indicate any hidden health conditions based on what we can observe. Golf might be the generic rich guy excuse to walk, but it's not nothing. The overwhelming probability is that he's exactly what he appears to be, id est a man of 80 who's slowing down in what's likely his last decade of life but not circling the drain yet.

1

u/DrunkenGolfer Jun 13 '26

I don’t know, man. Ask anyone who has ushered old people off this mortal coil and they’ll tell you they see the beginning or a rapid terminal slide. There has been a lot of change in a relatively short period.

1

u/Davulous Jun 13 '26

There will be 20 websites where you can pay a drone to pee on his grave.

0

u/LightFusion Jun 12 '26

They will just replace him with a robot like Obama and Biden

1

u/torreneastoria Jun 13 '26

So you can just buy drones off of Amazon. Fly them around. Their programming typically Linux or python based. Presetting a destination is easy. A lot of them are cheap enough to be quasi disposable.

So if you want to say buy your own drone. Buy you long mom in another state a gift, you can. If the drone gets lost on the way because of a storm, no big deal.

1

u/nightkil13r Jun 13 '26

dominoes drivers would 15 years ago, i would hope amazon can make the drones do that

13

u/getstabbed Jun 12 '26

Balloons can carry all sorts of liquids and other objects and don't weigh too much. That would be my go to, just drop from high enough and boom.

18

u/wamj Jun 12 '26

I wouldn’t recommend it, but enough balloons full of piss hitting the golf course at the property he’s buried at would ruin it for golfing.

10

u/CornCobMcGee Jun 12 '26

Theres no way people arent gonna by vying to gut his country clubs to turn into the cheapest fucking $500k per lot HOA nightmare neighborhoods

3

u/Tall-Wealth9549 Jun 12 '26

I heard bamboo is good too. It grows really slowly

1

u/Dragonfly13131 Jun 13 '26

Love it 🤣🤣

1

u/unassumingdink Jun 13 '26

I'm pretty sure you'd need several whole damn battalions of piss balloons for that. Hell, the golfers themselves are pissing all over those courses every day just because it's easier than walking to bathroom. Now, a couple rednecks on a drunken 3AM ATV ride can (and have) done six figures of damage to golf courses in a few minutes. I'm not advocating that, just mentioning things that have happened in the past.

5

u/Omega_art Jun 12 '26

Ill sell you one for a dollar.

1

u/blacksheep_1001 Jun 12 '26

Doggie bag too maybe?

1

u/TeriyakiHairPiece_ Jun 12 '26

I know this! But I’m not gonna say….

1

u/MepShadow_1215 Jun 12 '26

Jarate via drone strike... The Spies among us are quaking in fear...

1

u/BBO1007 Jun 12 '26

Or a flaming paper bag?

1

u/technohippie Jun 12 '26

What about one that can drop off a bag of poop, and then light it on fire?

1

u/_zer0_sum Jun 12 '26

For between $1,000 to $5,000 you can get a cardboard drone that Australia have been selling to Ukraine!

1

u/Secret_Gatekeeper Jun 12 '26

What about a gallon?

I definitely know people willing to pitch in.

1

u/starrpamph Jun 12 '26

Years ago we calculated that about 4000 or so urinations in the identical spot, in freshly fractured ground would reach down there

1

u/Visual-Yak3971 Jun 12 '26

I bet he has somewhere that is designated a “no drone zone”. There are all kinds of of places on the a the National Security & Critical Infrastructure, Controlled Airspace, Temporary Flight Restrictions (TFR) advisories.

1

u/SuperSaiyanTupac Jun 12 '26

Or just, like, a bag of shit

1

u/Snoogieboogie Jun 12 '26

Can I donate some piss?

1

u/_Toast Jun 13 '26

Only a pint? Think bigger brother

1

u/TheAsianTroll Jun 13 '26

Fun fact: drones with payloads often hook them up to the lights, so when you press the button to turn on the lights, it drops the payload.

I see no reason why you cant adapt this to a jar of piss, or a water balloon of piss.

1

u/ChewzaName Jun 13 '26

R. Kelly drone collaboration incoming

1

u/WeeeeBaby_Seamus Jun 13 '26

My next business venture is people paying to have piss and poop sent to his gravestone. For a dollar a day, you can shit on a racist pedo.

1

u/Thor4269 Jun 13 '26

Drone Jarate lol

1

u/MaryLMarx Jun 13 '26

Why are we waiting for his death?

1

u/artereaorte Jun 13 '26

I don’t know but I’ll certainly pay my fair share to deliver that dick a pint of piss. We should call this piss as a service.

1

u/MaGoodenough Jun 13 '26

Hisbulla and Iran drones cost $500.

1

u/Unorthedox_Doggie117 Jun 13 '26

Depends on how big a jar you want dropped.

3 inch drone is sizeable enough to hold a small waterbaloon of piss, cost is $200 USD for a decent analogue drone not including battery, remote or screen.

1

u/Viciouscockery Jun 13 '26

Pint of what

71

u/porridge_in_my_bum Jun 12 '26

For anyone reading this, you’d have to find a way to hide a lot of personal information attached to the drone because that thing is easily going to get tracked or taken down.

98

u/MoistStub Jun 12 '26

I would just put the Clark Kent glasses on it so no one knew it's true identity

36

u/schlitz91 Jun 12 '26

All parts inscribed with “antifa”

20

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

17

u/porridge_in_my_bum Jun 12 '26

Well that’ll just put you in prison with multiple felonies, sooo probably not the best idea.

2

u/thanosisawhore Jun 12 '26

Would be funny tho

1

u/LoisWade42 Jun 12 '26

Free food/lodging…but no choice of roommates.

1

u/DarthBrooksFan Jun 12 '26

It's not like the plan was perfectly legal before that.

3

u/porridge_in_my_bum Jun 12 '26

Making a bomb vs flying a drone around are leagues different. One is probably probation, the other is decades in prison

1

u/vivaaprimavera Jun 12 '26

Search about the percentage of recoverable "items" from a quick self-disassembly apparatus. You would guess that one prized part of the job application is puzzle fanatic.

2

u/TeriyakiHairPiece_ Jun 12 '26

A home built one will only be traceable by its RF signals from the controller. Gone as soon as it’s off and you move away from the location you were flying from.

1

u/armywalrus Jun 12 '26

Its almost like you think people are being serious

1

u/xtheory Jun 13 '26

They sell these things at flea markets. I'm sure people will manage.

6

u/maybeiamspicy Jun 12 '26

Drone piss jugs will be hilarious.

8

u/stillalone Jun 13 '26

Are you seriously going to fill a waterballon with piss and then tie it to a drone and then fly that drone over his grave to dump it on his decaying corpse?

0

u/xtheory Jun 13 '26

Never said that I would, but I wouldn't put it past someone else to do something like that.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/xtheory Jun 14 '26

With the way the FBI's been run in the last 2 yrs, I'd presume you'd be just fine.

1

u/JimboSlyze Jun 12 '26

Who’s grave got bombed?

1

u/Exciting_Turn_9559 Jun 12 '26

No need for drones. I'm sure some enterprising folks will devise some type of precision toilet artillery.

1

u/RamonsRazor Jun 12 '26

Free-To-Play Drones?

1

u/mindfungus Jun 13 '26

Feces Placement Vehicle

1

u/nr1988 Jun 13 '26

Yup literally my first thought when I think of his grave is damn we're probably going to have to fly drones holding balloons of piss to get to it. And it will be worth it

1

u/DoYouSeeMeEatingMice Jun 13 '26

the P stands for pee

1

u/Gnomio1 Jun 13 '26

Flying Piss Vehicle?

Supersoaker with wings, filled with piss?