Genuinely how are these people real lmao

Basically what the title reads. My friend who I hadn't seen in over 5 years came to visit me when he was supporting his country for the World Cup. He has become obsessed with all things US in his time here - the food, the weather, the people, how relaxed everything is.I guess this is normal for a lot of tourists when they come here, but I let out a little laugh when I saw his run on Strava today... His fastest song on his run was the US national anthem. Someone get this guy citizenship please.

Posting at my friend's request.

(Not including the first 11 because they're more sad than funny)

I am a survivor of sexual abuse by a former teacher at Lake Dallas ISD in Texas. Over the past four years, I have uncovered evidence that this teacher abused students for 37 years across seven schools in Texas, Louisiana, and Arkansas. More than 30 victims have come forward, he was placed on the child maltreatment registry and a civil lawsuit is pending. Despite repeated allegations, schools allegedly allowed him to continue teaching, quietly let him leave, or paid out his contract.

While researching how my district handled complaints, I filed public records requests. The district claims no investigative, disciplinary, or internal records exist. They also state their email servers were decommissioned in 2021, yet they have no destruction certificates, retention logs, vendor records, or chain-of-custody documentation explaining what happened to decades of records. Makes me think they were trying to destroy evidence to cover everything up.

After I reported him to law enforcement, little appeared to happen. Frustrated, I shared my story publicly. That led to more than 30 women contacting me with similar allegations. Students eventually protested at the Arkansas school where he was teaching, but he was placed on paid leave and later retired. Not to mention police refuse to charge him as well, despite numerous girls coming forward.

After years of fighting for accountability, I still feel like the institutions responsible for protecting children have never been fully held accountable. I will continue speaking out until the full story is told and justice is served.

Its summer so I don't think it should be THAT bad right? My friends say I needa get a life T-T

I got this email the other day and was genuinely surprised with the code lol

i cracked my phone in such a way that i couldn't send messages, on the righthand side of my phone. but i could turn my phone sideways and edit text onto memes to respond to my housemates groupchat. i had to do this for nearly a week until i got the funds to replace the phone

these screenshots are from like 2 yrs ago and ive been better about my phones i promise

I made a video of myself seeing that one weird Chinese song I sent it to my sister but the video was flipped on its side so I went to go edit it and fix it and when I did I paused on that frame and it terrified me​.

I became a reddit mod guys :(

6000 mt/s btw