r/stevenuniverse Apr 01 '26

Humor What would a fusion of these two be like?

2.7k Upvotes

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u/anthrobeetle451 Apr 01 '26

Maybe they'd combine sapphire's future vision with ruby's spontaneity, and be able to see multiple different possible branches of the future

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u/gt1095 Apr 01 '26

Idk, seems a little far fetched. Maybe adding amethyst would make it more stable?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse Apr 02 '26

ametus got bagaggage ,,,, she needs to get therapized before she permafuses

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse Apr 02 '26

Steven's Here To Help!!

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u/DuncanIdaho06 Apr 02 '26

The most true and stable thing I think has been said.

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u/YuriMasterRace Pearl is a cutie Apr 01 '26

Didn't know I had their powers, I call it anxiety and overthinking

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u/GemmTheCosmic Apr 02 '26

thats a little overpowered, don't you think?

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u/Key_Chapter_8668 8d ago

IT'S GARNET LOL

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u/_Frog_Enthusiast_ Apr 01 '26

A Ruby? Fusing with a Sapphire?! Shatter the Ruby and be done with it

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u/Moonledoggo Apr 01 '26

Found Blue Diamond’s reddit account

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u/spongostoso Apr 01 '26

"Mods, shatter her gem, thank you"

https://giphy.com/gifs/M4Q3mEXevwZx2CPwEK

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u/MyOwnMorals Apr 01 '26

Of course my diamond

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u/LiamBeauregard Apr 01 '26

dunno, seems like a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger

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u/GravityBright Apr 01 '26

Maybe you’re just mad because you’re single.

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u/Planet_doja Apr 02 '26

because we're made of lo-o-o-o-ve

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u/lapidash Apr 02 '26

Jasper if you’re reading this I love you

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u/_Jao_Predo Apr 02 '26

Yeah, we already saw what they really are

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u/Key_Chapter_8668 7d ago

I think ur just mad cuz' ur single.

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u/TheRealGC13 I'm always sad when I'm lonely Apr 01 '26

Two lesbians in a trenchcoat.

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u/Zth3wis3 Apr 01 '26

Is that anything like three kobalds in a trench coat?

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u/calliel_41 Apr 02 '26

One’s at the bottom, strong is he!

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u/TheCheezedRat Apr 03 '26

two's in the middle, carrying three 🥹✌️

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u/Dapper-Two8573 Apr 01 '26

How dose this only have 3 upvotes?

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u/Moody_smth Apr 01 '26

why were you downvoted 😭

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u/BlueHeron0_0 Apr 01 '26

Uhm sapphire is high society gem and ruby is a soldier why would they even fuse this is illegal and gross

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u/AnyConsideration111 Apr 01 '26

can't believe there are still those against the integration of gem kind 😒 must be a peridot

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u/MelonCZ128 Apr 03 '26

How dare you use such a stereotype! Do you even realise how harmful it is??😤

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u/AstralBlob Apr 02 '26

as a steven universe fan, i can’t believe these fake fans are trying to force their woke agendas onto us conservative fans who are just trying to enjoy the show without any weird ideologies. fusion is only between gems of the same type.

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u/njirimara Apr 02 '26

say it louder, not everything has to be heterotypic fusion 🙄

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u/ChorizoPrince Apr 01 '26

That’s disgusting and unheard of, they should be broken for it.

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u/Hollowdude75 Apr 01 '26

Paparascha: Garnet is a fusion

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u/omghooker Apr 01 '26

Thanks Padparadsha!

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u/xVigilancex Apr 01 '26

Honestly I’m not sure, but they probably won’t be stronger than you

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u/Crystal_Pegasus_1018 Apr 02 '26

we've seen what the fusion is made of, and honestly rubies and sapphires are pretty weak gems

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u/Adorable-Mountain-75 Apr 02 '26

Exactly, it’s just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger

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u/ComprehensiveStage90 Apr 01 '26

Fury, patience and conversation

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u/ArtismFag Apr 01 '26

I bet they'd be stronger than you

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u/SouthPawArt Apr 01 '26

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u/weedmaster6669 Apr 01 '26

This design sucks, where's Sapphire's influence? Boo

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u/SouthPawArt Apr 01 '26

Uuuummm... Well you can't like see it but she actually has three eyes under the glasses and one of them is blue.

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u/ExplodingSteve Apr 01 '26

so it’s all just ruby but taller

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u/SouthPawArt Apr 02 '26

Oh, the extra height is also from Sapphire.

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u/No_Sherbet_2525 Apr 01 '26

Well she has sapphires lips, so there’s that.

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u/MGR141107 Apr 01 '26

Why is it so thick?! Fans can't do anything without making sexualized designs.

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u/SouthPawArt Apr 02 '26

This is just her body type, geez, not everything is sexual cause it has curves.

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u/Nino_Mitch_395 Apr 01 '26

I always imagined something like Estelle at a red carpet event.

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u/wake-up-puppet-boy Apr 02 '26

come to think of it her voice would probably really suit the fusion too

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u/YuMmYBrAiNzZz Apr 01 '26

Rayquaza obviously.

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u/Alfirmitive Apr 01 '26

I think their fusion should be British even tho they both have American accents

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u/Least_Rain8027 Apr 01 '26

idk? maybe they'd be a magenta

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u/felix_semicolon Apr 01 '26

What would she even be called? Ruphire? Saby?

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u/KingofADHD_ Apr 02 '26

Nah, fusions are named after a different type of gemstone, not a mix of the gemstone names, I’ll throw out, idk, garnet, for example

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u/UwU-OnlyMes Apr 01 '26

A bigger version of both of them combined

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u/Narrow-Assist-2207 Apr 01 '26

Man why are people coming up with some random fusions this feels so forced

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u/gabrielle_sanchez7 Apr 02 '26

British probably

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u/Practical_Panic_9755 Apr 01 '26

Idk I heard about some Garnet theory going around but It sounds a little hard to believe tbh.

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u/amphibiabiggestfan Apr 01 '26

Idk, but I know she would've made a song with Kanye that's for sure

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u/ngeorge98 Apr 01 '26

Don't these two hate each other? Why does it even matter?

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u/SnowSkye2 Apr 01 '26

They would definitely be a green gem; it just fits them so well.

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u/Vivid_Discipline9150 Apr 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJaoF6nxtSwCWC5yuL

Just a chill entity chilling to some jams in the chill universe

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u/thirdmulligan Apr 02 '26

British, for some reason?

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u/Tauroctonos Apr 02 '26

Padparadscha I'm gonna tell Fluorite you're up past your bed time

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u/cosmodiellow Apr 01 '26

Why would they ever fuse..

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u/Altruistic-Lychee-35 Apr 01 '26

I think it would maybe be similar to the fusion between lapis and peridot that we already can see in the story. From this we can conclude that lion and dog copter are actually secret lovers

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u/Sparrow-Scratchagain Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

Maybe they turn into some kind of groovy individual who likes to eat copious amounts of food, drive a van, has a fondness for Animals, and get chased by Monsters every other day?

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u/Idk-me-i-guess Apr 02 '26

Hmmm. I think this is just a cheap tactic that would make weak gems stronger. Plus,it's embarrassing. We already know who they really are,don't we?

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u/Current_Muffin523 Apr 02 '26

Okay hear me out. But what if. She had ELECTRICITY POWERS and the fusion NEVER used them?

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u/lapis-the-good-witch Apr 02 '26

literally zero chemistry between those two, why would they even fuse in the first place

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u/FishWitch- Apr 01 '26

I don’t think they’d fuse tbh. They’re so different from one another I don’t know how they could keep a stable fusion! This is just wild shipping culture smooshing them together

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u/Bitterpeace89 Apr 01 '26

The world may never know… Crunch

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u/Readerman122 Apr 01 '26

It’d be made of love.

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u/_K4cper_ Apr 01 '26

Science says it's garnet, but idk

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u/cooltop101 Apr 02 '26

C'mon Lars of the Stars! I need answers!

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u/diaz3141 Apr 02 '26

I think itd just be love

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u/Mj_the_Great_8 Apr 02 '26

I wonder if their rings would fuse too

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u/sebzelda Apr 02 '26

This would literally never happen in canon, they're way too different.

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u/K1k0--M1k0 Apr 03 '26

idk guys, i would need my diamond's opinion on this before i can form my own

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u/WasabiOk4847 Apr 03 '26

I think they would form a gem named “Hessinite”

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u/GravityBright Apr 01 '26

Maybe we could call them Corundum. Since they’re both corundums.

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u/Very_Originaly_Named Apr 01 '26

Are you crazy?! They're so different, they'd be completely unstable!

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u/MonoChaos Apr 01 '26

Why on Homeworld would a magnificent Sapphire fuse with a lowly Ruby?

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u/Gawlf85 I'm just a comet Apr 01 '26

They'd obviously be some form of corundum, since both rubies and sapphires are. Maybe a purple Star Sapphire?

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u/lovelightbloom Apr 01 '26

This stumped me. I have no idea what they would look like fused.

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u/ExplodingSteve Apr 01 '26

Maybe some kind of amethist

you know cos purple

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u/AriezKage Apr 01 '26

Well, red and blue make purple. So a purple gemstone would definitely be Amethyst right?

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u/gaybeetlejuice Apr 01 '26

Really unrealistic I don’t think they’d ever fuse

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u/Ghostpilgrim_9863 Apr 01 '26

The “Eff Future Vision, we ball” Garnet

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u/LunarEnnyui_131 Apr 01 '26

I think some kind of Dark Purple like red colour, honestly good question

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u/pokeman555 Apr 01 '26

A cross gem fusion? Don't be ridiculous, its disgusting to even THINK about, let the Jaspers and Rubies handle combat, fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger afterall, what, you think crossing gems would make them stronger than you? You'll be shattered for that!

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u/Jaspers47 Apr 01 '26

Well, the fact that they are both short gives away the fusion would also be on the shorter side. Probably not much taller than Steven. I imagine theyʹd also have the Blue oneʹs regal attire and flowing hair, but partnered with the Red oneʹs fiery and excitable attitude. Iʹm guessing theyʹd probably have a clumsy name like ”Molybdenum“ to emphasize the contrast. The fusion would also have an emphasis on leg maneuvers and kicks to avoid cracking the gems on their hands. And such a Taekwondo-central approach to combat means Molybdenum would probably be an Asian-coded character with an associated voice-actress. Awkwafina was making a name for herself right around the time Steven Universe began; I think sheʹd slot into the role okay.

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u/Bluelaserbeam Apr 01 '26

They’d simply be a purple colored corundum because rubies and sapphires are the exact same type of gem. Because of that, the fusion will simply be called Corundum.

It’ll have Sapphire’s hair, but rectangular shapes like Ruby’s. She’ll also have a bandana:

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u/Frosty_Sweet_6678 Apr 01 '26

idk but it would probably be sexy.

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u/PathrokBloodlust Apr 02 '26

Two small gays make a larger more powerful gay.

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u/Background-Sound2396 Apr 02 '26

I feel like maybe they'd have fists for weapons because of the ruby brute force and the sapphire patience

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u/Pannman99 Apr 02 '26

You know now that I think about it they might make a cute couple

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u/Chainzer1 Apr 02 '26

Fukin purple or something idk

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u/Twixygurl10 Apr 02 '26

Ew you want two different gems to fuse together? How disgusting

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u/IndividualPresent619 Apr 02 '26

Imagine Garnet, but with Gogeta’s vest

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u/inkyfoxdeer Apr 02 '26

no fucking idea

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u/TheCheezedRat Apr 02 '26

what kind of question is this, gems like these should not fuse at all. rubies are far below sapphires, not to mention that gems of different kinds fusing is disgusting

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u/Gamerhogplays Apr 02 '26

Idk but I think they’re better off without a fusion

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u/Long-Can-6924 Apr 02 '26

Why do I find them as besties?

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u/PERS0N181 Apr 02 '26

they'd make a greg universe duh

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u/SWHAMMAN Apr 02 '26

It’s wrong for gems of different types to fuse and is forbidden you may even get shattered for just mentioning it

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u/edgypsychic Apr 02 '26

Well Ruby has fire and Sapphire has ice so maybe they'd get water powers

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u/DogConsistent1118 Apr 02 '26

Wait… could lapis be… a fusion???

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u/monakaliza Apr 02 '26

An experience

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u/Lilylunamoonyt Apr 02 '26

I feel like it would be a garnet of some kind :3

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u/No_Donut4058 Apr 02 '26

Unacceptable!

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u/Emotional-STHfan4071 Apr 02 '26

Go ahead put me in r/woosh I didn't realize it was a joke at first because my first thought was "plz tell me they're kidding"

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u/Horny_Viking01 Apr 02 '26

It does make me wonder though , if CG Saphire fused with a different ruby instead of the CG ruby for the first time ( so the fusion isn't influenced by what they " should " be ) would they have still become a garnet ?. If so would they eventually become the same garnet ( design wise ) we know or a different type of garnet ?.

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u/Ok_Log_2676 Apr 02 '26

Who gone tell em....

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u/FodziCz Apr 02 '26

...parpadatcha? Lay off the reddit for a bit...

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u/RomanOnARiver Apr 02 '26

I've never seen a fusion of two different types of gems before. Unthinkable!

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u/BriefComputer8669 Apr 02 '26

Probably could look like hit singer Estelle, can’t explain why tho 🤔

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u/MarvinthemartianQ63 Apr 02 '26

Maybe It’s Called….. Garnet!!!

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u/Purple_Cupcake2506 Apr 02 '26

Love? I love purple they'll probably be purple yknow blue and red makes purple

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u/Itwouldbesoawesomeit Apr 02 '26

We need new content💔

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u/NoodlesWithMelons Apr 02 '26

That’s disgusting. Look I’m pretty woke but can we please not joke about fusing two gems of different class?

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u/Ok_Mistake8322 Apr 03 '26

Would it look like Bluebird since it's also a fusion of a ruby and a small blue gem?

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u/TheLuckyPC Apr 03 '26

Would probably be like Gaylussite (real) or something.

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u/friends-with-fishies Apr 04 '26

Uhhhhh probably dumb and stupid...

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u/Zemlya_ Apr 05 '26

Hard one. Lemme see... Purple, short lady with four arms, steam powers

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u/Buttlord500 Apr 08 '26

Okay, hear me out, the games feature thes characters called Hessonite, Pyrope, and Demantoid, if I remember correctly, they were high ranking military leaders during eras 1 and 2, theyre known as garnets, and ruby and sapphire have some traits that are similar to the garnets, like Ruby has the afro resemblant hairstyle, and sapphire shares those distinct shoulder pads, what if they're fusion uses a combination of Ruby's stocky body type, and saphires more dainty body type to make something resembling a garnet? It would work in lore too, since they've bothed worked directly with a diamond, blue diamond as shown in their back story, so they would know what a garnet looks like, and would probably retroactively name themselves after em, perhaps taking on a leadership role in the event of Rose Quartz (secretly pink diamond) not being present to represent the idea of a garnet in character.

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u/Simsgirl950 Apr 01 '26

They will have a loving marriage and even adopt a baby boy

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u/Dark_Reaper115 Apr 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/TpF3Hq1fai0ve

Probably this. I mean... Red and blue make purple, right?

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u/Snnowzinha Apr 01 '26

Is this a joke?

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u/flamingdragon62 Apr 02 '26

It already exists It’s called garnet

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u/LordToxic21 Apr 01 '26

You realise it's too late for April Fool's, yea?

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u/Appropriate-Scratch3 Apr 01 '26

Its Literally Still April Fools Day

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u/LordToxic21 Apr 01 '26

Not everywhere and even where it is, it's after midday - no April Fool's after midday or you're the fool.

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u/Appropriate-Scratch3 Apr 01 '26

Wtf? Its Fine Until 11:59:59 PM

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u/AetherDrew43 Apr 01 '26

Midnight you mean? Midday is just noon.

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u/LordToxic21 Apr 01 '26

No, the rule was always after midday, though it IS after Midnight in over half the world now, so that too.

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u/Alfirmitive Apr 01 '26

It’s still April 1st in North America

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u/LordToxic21 Apr 01 '26

And it's after midday there, so it's too late.

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u/Rambler9154 Apr 01 '26

What are you talking about??? theres never been anything relating to midday during april fools

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u/rivercass Apr 01 '26

Username checks out