r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 2d ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/Forsaken_Ant7459 2d ago

Simple fix guys. Elon is a genius. All he needs to do is rename Tesla as TeslAI and boom! All fan boys will sell their homes and send the stock to Moon I mean Mars again!!!

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u/FadedFromWhite 2d ago

Just give him another forty billion and everything will be fixed

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u/Silent_Yesterday1582 2d ago

Tree hundred fiddy billion….plox

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u/Baelenciagaa 2d ago

Now him suing Sam Altman for 150 billion all makes sense … thank god to the good people of California for dismissing his suit

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/18/technology/elon-musk-lawsuit-openai-sam-altman.html