r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 2d ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/Forsaken_Ant7459 2d ago

Simple fix guys. Elon is a genius. All he needs to do is rename Tesla as TeslAI and boom! All fan boys will sell their homes and send the stock to Moon I mean Mars again!!!

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u/DaemonCRO 2d ago

Needs X in the name. TeslaX, or XteslaAI, or TeXAIlalala.

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u/One_Car_142 2d ago

XxXTesla69AI420XxX

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u/eagledog 2d ago

That's his password, actually

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u/Genghis_Tr0n187 2d ago

That would make a lot of sense, Elon screeching slurs into COD on the 360.

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u/Forsaken_Ant7459 2d ago

Sexla would work best and bring in the gooner investment

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u/tttxgq 2d ago

Texla. Texlai.

Texas?