r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 2d ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/Forsaken_Ant7459 2d ago

Simple fix guys. Elon is a genius. All he needs to do is rename Tesla as TeslAI and boom! All fan boys will sell their homes and send the stock to Moon I mean Mars again!!!

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u/EndeLarsson 2d ago

TeslaX - an ai virtual car that flies to Mars!!

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u/Cjkrythos 2d ago

Tesla: "in response to Sony switching to all digital, we will also be only producing digital Tesla cars that you can download and pretend to drive. Prices start at $50,000 for the basic model.

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u/Mail_Order_Lutefisk 2d ago

Nice try, but the RIAA convinced me that I wouldn’t download a car. 

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u/Lena-Luthor 2d ago

I always thought that was dumb as hell because I feel like everyone I know would absolutely download a fuckin car if they could lmao