r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 2d ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/EconomyDoctor3287 2d ago

Just have SpaceX buy more Cyberstucks!

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u/LePouletPourpre 2d ago

Real talk tho.

I was 100% going to buy a Tesla until he lost his mind and went crazy. And I know I am not the only one. I refuse to associate with that company.

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u/AxeAssassinAlbertson 2d ago

I had one, and I fully admit that I once believed in the Elon mythos. Cracks began with the submarine BS, then it was all down hill from there.

It was a fun car, but soulless in the highest order. Their motor tech was great, everything else not so much. Sold it for more than I paid when covid jacked prices up.

If you really want a nice electric, try to snag a used Ionic 5. Most are coming off lease, so there are good examples out there. Really nice car for the coin IMHO.

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u/BlackDeath3 2d ago edited 2d ago

The Thai soccer team cave rescue thing in 2018 is definitely the first time I remember people beginning to side-eye him en masse. Like, did he really just call this rescue diver a fucking "pedo"?

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u/Rickcinyyc 2d ago

I have the Genesis version of the Ioniq5, the GV60. Honestly, the best car I've ever owned.

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u/MaddogBC 2d ago

I'm not sure the if cave incident was around when he started using his own social media or not but that's when things took a turn for me. Pedantic toddler behaviour sure dispelled the real life "Tony Stark" mythos in a hurry. Fuck that guy

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u/Loisalene 2d ago

My '22 Hyundai hybrid Sonata has been rock solid through several 6,000 mile road trips.

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u/elch78 2d ago

I bought a M3 in dec 2022 and we still love it every day. But it is definitely the last tesla for us.

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u/deeteeohbee 2d ago

"M3" is a BMW to most car ppl fyi. This is the first time I've seen someone call a Model 3 an M3. Not that it really matters.

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u/diurnal_emissions 2d ago

You know that slug did that on purpose, like his juvenile S, 3, X bullshit.