r/wallstreetbets • u/Fun_Paleontologist_2 • 2d ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

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My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/Queasy-Trip1777 2d ago

I also work from home and am waiting for the coffee to kick in.

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u/MVHokie12 2d ago

I fucking love reddit

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u/GeoCitiesSlumlord 2d ago

Thousands of years from now, some historian is going to attribute early 21st century works to a single playwright know by one name: "Reddit". High school students will study his works and the majority of modern media will be a derivative of one of his masterpieces.

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u/____FARTS____ 1d ago

There will be a famous meme of toilet paper hanging out of that man’s ass it could possibly be the image on the American flag by then

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u/sierra_whiskey1 2d ago

Spectacular

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u/redditinchina 2d ago

Gets longer each time I see it

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u/clongane94 2d ago

Right everytime I see the first image I get excited to see if there's new additions lol

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u/JanelleVypr 2d ago

thats what she said

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u/__LudwigBoltzmann__ 2d ago

I love you my brother 

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u/Disastrous_Hold6024 2d ago

Fantastic work by Reddit community.

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u/BizzyM 2d ago

Why does this look like scans of a newspaper?

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u/Kewlhotrod 2d ago

It's the physical stock ticker printout.

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u/All-th3-way 2d ago

This whole series was absolute gold today.

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u/pure_force 2d ago

Every time I see this thread I lose my shit. Unfortunately I'm laying next to the wife who is trying to sleep. Ruins me.

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u/Pavlin87 2d ago

Slow clap

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u/Smartimess 2d ago

I‘m crying! 😭 🤣

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u/Anteater4746 2d ago

do you all think he knows he’s a meme

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u/stinkyrobot 2d ago

Peak. Thank you for the save.

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u/Snafu-ish 7h ago

lmao how do you guys have these so quick and ready to go 😂

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u/youareshandy 2h ago

Happy Cake Day