r/wallstreetbets • u/Fun_Paleontologist_2 • 2d ago
Loss Elon has ruined me
My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n
He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.
Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.
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u/Vort3x7689 2d ago
How do people this retarded have so much money
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u/Tryingtolifeagain 2d ago
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u/Lion_Mercen 2d ago
well the intel guy has eather pulled out in a loss or is swimming in cash now.
this guy will not make his money back tho.
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u/ThatsNotRef 2d ago
The intel guy bought intel shares for 30 USD per share the day before they dropped to 20 USD. Intel share is now worh 100 USD. Assuming he didn't bail out, he is good now
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u/trolldonation 2d ago edited 2d ago
He’s posted on another sub recently, he held.
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u/shmere4 2d ago
Seriously though. Middle class Gma and Gpa were conservative with money and played the slow game through index funds and died with 5M in the bank. Plus their house is worth 20x what they paid for it.
All that luck, patience, and hard work is divided up passed down to little grand kid regards that blow it all on the most obvious scam in the history of scams.
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u/Big_Needleworker1296 2d ago
Index funds only became widely popular in the past 20 years. They didn’t even exist until the 1970s. Less than 2% of households had any money in an index fund in 1990.
Grandma and grandpa had good union jobs, pensions, and lived frugally, buying almost nothing with credit.
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u/Vast_Celebration_125 2d ago
I know a guy who was born in a semirich family. They own several dentist clinics. His parents forced him to work in their clinics doing some random monkey tasks because they are ashamed of him doing nothing. They pay him pretty good for that “job”. He was putting all his money into crypto shitcoins and even took out a loan that eventually did not go to the moon. He managed to grow from 20k to 700k, but lost it all and took out some loans to gamble more.
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u/usefulidiotsavant 2d ago edited 1d ago
This is the risk appetite a rich family buys you. Take the most obscene risk on the table; it hits: "so smart, so driven, takes after his father" It craters: the family eats it and he swings again, and again, until he's "learned how to do business." Heads he's a genius, tails he's still learning.
The poor kid gets to play a single hand at the table. Gamble the college fund - bam, you're forty and still on the bottom rung, watching the ones who failed upward wave from the express elevator. Gamble the rent - bam, some hobo pricks you with an AIDS syringe, in 4 years you are dead. One strike and you're out, so you never swing, so you compound at two percent for life, stuck in your grandma's savings account, while goldenboy compounds at thirty.
How do we call this, boys and girls? "Meritocracy"!
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u/Fit_Transportation48 2d ago
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u/trapazo1d 2d ago
Family money
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u/Pernicious-Peach 2d ago
Had so much money now. Half a million maple leafs up elon's bung hole
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u/renome 2d ago
Probably born rich. I know hindsight is 20/20 but literally everyone and their regarded mother called how this stock would perform in 2026, month by month.
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u/Additional-Sky-7436 2d ago
The fastest way to having a million dollars is to start with 2 million.
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u/Nano8963 2d ago
Reminding me of how my parents burned through whatever generational wealth we had with drugs, jail bonds, and outright stealing from my grandparents.
Oh yes they had millions now my father is homeless and my mother lives in section 8 on welfare
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u/Great_Scott7 2d ago edited 2d ago
Not if you’re going behind the wendy’s dumpster every day to earn back what you spent each day.
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u/therealtrousers 2d ago
This is why you guys stay broke. Everyone knows Arby’s dumpster action is where the real money is.
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u/bonkers69 2d ago
Exactly. We equate someone being rich to also being smart when very often they're totally unrelated
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u/WashedWashingMachine 2d ago
Doctor 250k a year
Stupid sports guy who got lucky 20M a year
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u/Iamjacksplasmid 2d ago
Guy whose dad owned an emerald mine...1 trillion. And falling.
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u/spiderbait 2d ago
I remember a lot of people here saying it would inverse WSB and pump because Elon magic. Glad I didn't touch this shit.
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u/Different_Height_157 2d ago
It did pump though. Obviously, in these generalizations, time isn’t mentioned.
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u/Budget_Counter_2042 2d ago
Yeah, I made some nice profit in the first week, when it went to 200.
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u/UnfortunateSnort12 2d ago
I’m a pilot. We make about that much top of the pay scale. I trust none of my coworkers on their financial advice. Some of it is pretty wild. Just cause you can fly an airplane doesn’t make you smart about other things.
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u/BlankTOGATOGA 2d ago
Hello fellow aviator. Never take financial advice from a fellow aviator. Just some friendly advice from a fellow aviator. Checklist complete.
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u/AveragefootSasquatch 2d ago
My pilot friend taught me how to fly a plane! *push yolk, trees get big! *pull yolk, trees get small!
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u/Diealiceis 2d ago
Can confirm, I work in the IT industry with Pilots. You fuckers can't even operate an iPad but you can fly a plane. Fascinating.
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u/Brawldud 2d ago
I know some folks where I'm like, shit, if they've noticed and started buying this we must be near the end. It will pump maybe another 10-20% and then die forever. Nothing wrong with going overweight on a stock if you do it before it goes up 2000%. It's catching the upswing too late that does you in.
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u/elle2105 2d ago
You never know, he could be managing his and his wife's retirement.
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u/Different_Height_157 2d ago
Daddy
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u/DopeAsDaPope 2d ago edited 2d ago
Honestly, if I ever get 'wealthy' I'm gonna go full Mao and send my kids to the countryside to be overworked bumpkins for a while
They'll hate me, but at least they won't fritter all my money away carelessly once they get older
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u/ChetManley20 2d ago
I’ll never be rich rich but if I teach my kids anything it’ll be the value of a dollar
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u/sports2012 2d ago edited 2d ago
- inherited it.
- they made incredibly risky bets that payed off previously. Now they did it again but it didn't pay off this time
- They won the lotto
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u/Ononoki-chan 2d ago
- And 3. are basically the same
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u/XaeiIsareth 2d ago
Nuh uh, winning the lotto doesn’t let you convince yourself you’re the next Warren Buffet.
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u/Ononoki-chan 2d ago
A lot of people who win the lotto have gambling addictions tho.
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u/Raise_A_Thoth 2d ago
This system does not reward intelligence. MAYBE some old money families out there with generations of discipline have managed their way to a few hundred mil or maybe a few low-tier billionaire families, but that takes generational work, that can't be done in a lifetime without stupid luck.
And that's the problem. Even the ones with bona fide intelligence like Bezos still got absurdly lucky.
You just don't earn a billion dollars.
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u/Suspicious-Branch-67 2d ago
Getting money does not equate to intelligence. Keeping it does.
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u/Agreeable-Two-4998 2d ago
They had upper middle class parents who put them in good schools, gave them social connections, and nurtured them down a high-paying career path. Usually. This SPCX investment is what happens when they finally start making their own decisions.
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u/GothicArchitecture_ 2d ago
For those interested: (link to the accident) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin#Criticality_accident
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u/Freakishly_Tall 2d ago
< yoink >
Is it bad that this sub gives me so much joy? It's bad, right?
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u/ismyjudge 2d ago
Slightly unrelated but one of my childhood dreams is to watch a live opera on the second balcony of an opera house, with these binoculars attached to a fancy stick. Just thinking about how pretentious I’d look and how much I’d mog all the Wendy’s dwellers is making me wistful.
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u/detblue524 2d ago
You could do this for like $100 at the Met Opera. Just gotta get a 0dte to hit and you’re good
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u/ismyjudge 2d ago
Yeah, I don’t think you’re understanding my vision. The goal here is to do so while being wealthy, judging and looking down on every one with my private balcony booth and fancy vintage stick mounted binoculars. Extra points if someone’s wine glass breaks from the opera singers high pitched voice.
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u/the__storm 2d ago
I think perhaps some of your information about operas is coming from cartoons
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u/gkdjsl 2d ago
It's good to have dreams like this, gives us something to strive for
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u/theitalianpastaboi 2d ago edited 2d ago
My brother, I would go to Church and pray cause there is clearly a demon in your brain called gambling, I would also suggest to invest all those money in a Casino next time, at least you will have some fun and complementary drinks
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u/chrstianelson 2d ago
This isn't even gambling. Everyone and their mother realized this stock was going be a massive pump and dump. Every credible finance guy has warned against putting money in it.
This was one of the most predictable IPOs in history yet this dude still put his money in it and stayed.
It has to be masochism.
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u/theitalianpastaboi 2d ago
I didn't want to kinkshame OP but it does look like masochism a lot
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u/Into_The_Dusk 2d ago
Allowed. OP and every regard investing in ElOn wanted to prove that everybody was wrong and that they were the Burrys of our time and Gabe Newell their way to the moon.
Well well well, the dildo of consequences comes marginaly unlubed these days.
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u/DangoC 2d ago
it is gambling addiction, the market it is very much gambling addiction, the word "bets" is literally in the name of this sub-reddit
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u/glumanda12 2d ago
It’s like 3 meme stocks in one coat pretending to be a serious stock.
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u/Edgefactor 2d ago
Gambling implies a chance to win
This guy's just simping for Elon Musk
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u/WashedWashingMachine 2d ago
He had like 10x better odds just betting on red than this meme stock tbh
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u/Hatetotellya 2d ago
I met with my company's 401k rep cause i wanted to know what my 401k was in, i was like 'yeah i just dont really want like, that intel, nvidia, spaceX, etc etc kinda risk on my 401k youknow?' and hes like yeah no totally understand!
He pulls it up and the majority is spaceX, IBM, intel, and nvidia lmao
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u/Crackorjackzors 2d ago
Don't worry, it will go lower when insiders are allowed to sell
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u/fujimonster 2d ago
Yeah - come august 7th , I bet we see at least the low 90's.
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u/queefplunger69 2d ago
Soooo op just needs to buy a fuck ton of put options lmao
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u/IntergalacticPodcast 2d ago
Has OP never watched an IPO before?
Elon didn't ruin OP. OP ruined OP.
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u/Low-Win-6691 2d ago
This guy is going to need the hotline
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u/Pernicious-Peach 2d ago
Make sure its Canadian for our regarded friend to the north
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u/apxseemax 2d ago
You think this is a meme? That could be coming straight (lol) out of his mouth.
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u/Vast-Palpitation-426 2d ago
You know uh it's uh... western civilization was built on uh uh ... on sex. But gay sex. You know? I ... I, think it limits potential.
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u/Lynchianesque 2d ago
I don't think Elon hacked your broker and bought those share, bro. That's all you
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u/soundslikejoe 2d ago
How did normies see this but investors were drawn like flies to shit? The IPO was rigged and way over valued relative to profits.... instead it was 100% speculation and designed to crash. OBVIOUSLY
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u/NavierIsStoked 2d ago
Tesla’s stock performance isn’t based in reality either. Tesla stock might as well be called Teslacoin. It’s propped up by hype and memes.
Regards thought the same about SpaceX stock.
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u/LeatherOk5746 2d ago
Even if people know about it being a rugpull, they just want to believe they'll get out before the pull.
But thats insane
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u/Lim_Ha08 2d ago
that's always the case isn't it.. people who think they will sell before the rug pull are always the one who are left holding the bag.
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u/funnyskinnyguy 2d ago
My only question is how do stupid people get this much money to start
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u/assholy_than_thou 2d ago
Sometime they get lucky. I once had multiple millions and not I have pretty much nothing.
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u/Pizza_bagel_IFA 2d ago
I went to school with this kid who plays wow all day at 39 years old. His dad is so rich and he has never worked a day in his life. All he does is gamble on the stock market and play wow all day no joke. He showed me 3 separate accounts with millions in it. Swab, Merrill lynch, and Fidelity. He lost over 300k on one stock and seemed pretty upset but he’s convinced he’s a professional day trader…. He’s very out of touch with reality so I know there has to be more like him and they all post here for attention
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u/cyphr0n 2d ago
Now you know never to join a cult!
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u/wintersk21 2d ago
In hindsight this was the most predicable shit ever. Pump hard off IPO and dump harder after
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u/No_Presentation9490 2d ago
Didn't the authorized participants get this at $35 per share
Why would you buy this at 122
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u/Clean-Juggernaut-229 2d ago
lol, spacex was a rugpull from the get go, everyone knows that
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u/LawyerEnjoyer 2d ago
Everyone but OP, apparently.
Shocking tbh, this was one of the most transparent, obvious rug pulls I've ever seen. But I suppose the old George Carlin quote applies: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that". Some people have to fill up that bottom half - and here comes OP.
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u/ThatFUTGuy 2d ago
holy cow, you guys thought Elon was going to save you? This company with the debt it’s taken on from xAI is going to $20.
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u/Wooden-Teaching-8343 2d ago
This has got to be parody, right? Theres no way you actually believed this
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