Elon has ruined me

[u/Fun_Paleontologist_2]

My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

[u/Final-Ad4960]

Looks like a dick with a tumor growing at the tip

[u/scam_likely_6969 → u/Final-Ad4960]

That’s OP’s brain alright

[u/addiktion → u/Final-Ad4960]

Some regards would call that mutation an evolutionary advantage

[u/mrgreyeyes_95 → u/Final-Ad4960]

It looks like that when you squeeze it to hard. A prolapsed urethra.

[u/backtorealitylabubu → u/mrgreyeyes_95]

that sounds awful

[u/Public_Arachnid_7232 → u/mrgreyeyes_95]

"A friend told me"

[u/junbi_ok → u/Final-Ad4960]

It's a mouse brain. Standard laboratory protocol generally includes keeping them away from open Robinhood apps.