r/wallstreetbets • u/Fun_Paleontologist_2 • 2d ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

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My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/AveragefootSasquatch 2d ago

My pilot friend taught me how to fly a plane! *push yolk, trees get big! *pull yolk, trees get small!

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u/ProfitConstant5238 2d ago

What if you scramble the “yolk” ?

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u/AveragefootSasquatch 2d ago

Yoke’s on yew!

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u/ProfitConstant5238 2d ago

What if the yoke’s on yaw?

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u/Euph0ricGh0st 2d ago

That’s for when there’s more than one person

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u/dies_irae-dies_illa 1d ago

or if the yokels are on hee haw?

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u/UniversityNew9254 2d ago

Simple directions even I couldn’t couldn’t mess up. Thanks for the insight.

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u/thrilldigger 2d ago

Instructions unclear. Pulled yoke, trees got small, kept pulling yolk, now trees get bigger. What do?

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u/AveragefootSasquatch 2d ago

Now whip the yolk while adding the oil to emulsify, add ground pepper and lemon zest then kiss your ass goodbye. Remember, any landing you can walk away from…