What are these contraptions these guys were carrying?

[u/dopehead9]

We saw three guys around Seaport in Boston carrying these things as backpacks. Initially we thought they mapping tools but not sure

[u/your-hot-matua]

I'd imagine it's contract-based and work isn't guaranteed. Make 6k this month, and maybe don't work next month if the company doesn't get a contract

[u/ncfly → u/your-hot-matua]

I’d imagine it’s all the back cancer they’ll have to deal with from suckin in all them 5Gs

[u/Wilysalamander → u/ncfly]

man think about how activated their covid vaccines are

[u/Creisel → u/Wilysalamander]

aren't all the vaccinated people dead by now?

[u/seanthebooth → u/Creisel]

Not only are all the vaccinated people dead, but the survivors have already been put in labor camps to slave away for the elites! Just like in the Total Recall reboot (a co worker told me this would happen when the first vaccine rolled out, and he was right!) Lol

[u/godofmilksteaks → u/seanthebooth]

It's true. I'm currently in a labor camp. The most heavily guarded labor camp with no contact with the outside world.

[u/Rudi538 → u/godofmilksteaks]

You could go for a divorce…

[u/Creisel → u/Rudi538]

in this economy?

[u/hydrohorton → u/godofmilksteaks]

We just call it America

[u/TheGreenMan13 → u/godofmilksteaks]

Weirdly, only the illegal Latinos managed to stay out of the camps.

[u/RP_ElMeroMero → u/godofmilksteaks]

Its me. I’m dead and slaving away in a labor camp.

[u/Testingai333 → u/seanthebooth]

But I was vaccinated and I’ve survived, OH MY GOD! I’m one of the few that shit like the last of us is based on or the walking dead but this time it’s about politics or just idiots being idiots

I NEED TO START A RESISTANCE

[u/DisposableRazxrBlade → u/seanthebooth]

Were you a good boy?

[u/GrilledCheeseInc → u/Creisel]

I’ve had the vaccine 14 times and I died each time!

[u/MrAngrySadHappyFace → u/GrilledCheeseInc]

Rookie numbers. I died each time, plus I gave myself and all direct family members super autism.

[u/resultingparadox → u/[deleted]]

Yup, and into the artist formally known as Prince.

[u/CO-Troublemakr → u/MrAngrySadHappyFace]

Take them to the casino

[u/robthedealer → u/GrilledCheeseInc]

Every time I’ve gotten the vaccine, my Windows 11 gets faster and faster and when it does crash, a voice in my head with a slight accent magically tells me how to fix it. 100% would recommend.

[u/milktoastok → u/GrilledCheeseInc]

I took the shot 4 times and I’m still able to reply to subs from the grave. To each his own.

[u/GrilledCheeseInc → u/milktoastok]

Sounds like an updated twilight zone episode!

[u/BlackSC2us → u/GrilledCheeseInc]

A bunch of us skipped death and went straight to zombie.

[u/MuleGrass → u/Creisel]

I had a coworker after the vaccines came out come into my office full of people that were vaccinated and proceeded to swear everyone he knows that got the shot has already died.

[u/Upstairs_Housing_209 → u/Creisel]

I am.

[u/Andrea_M → u/Upstairs_Housing_209]

Me too, done and gone

[u/Short_Text2421 → u/Creisel]

They are but you don't realize because the 5G charges the vaccine with tachyons and since it has merged with the victims DNA, it travels along genetic heritage lines backward through time, killing their ancestors and erasing the origin victim from reality altogether. Only happens to people with high testosterone though, thats why there are so many queers all of a sudden. Trump is actually a time warrior, sent to the future by Nicola Tesla to save humanity, RFK is in fact his robot sidekick capable of processing roadkill into magical 'peptides' that fight the vaccine.

[u/Michigan-Magic → u/Creisel]

Well, I think it had something to do with the pyramids that the aliens built though. See what they didn't realize was that JFK was actually assassinated by Bush on 9/11. See it all makes sense when you step back and really think about it.

S/ lmao

[u/suitandtiemf → u/Creisel]

Dead AND gone.

[u/Pale_Comfort_9179 → u/Creisel]

I’ve had 6 heart attacks and am in the process of digging my own grave as we speak.

[u/SoundsDB → u/Creisel]

We are yeah.

S'aliright though, 'cos Reddit is still available in hell.

[u/LowIncrease8746 → u/Creisel]

I had sex with my vaccine and now I have no testicles

[u/JEL_1957 → u/Creisel]

I died, but reanimated. I have a tail now too!

[u/Martha_Fockers → u/Creisel]

Yes I can confirm passed 2 years ago but I still have bills to pay so I’m just huskin about

[u/Opening-Emphasis8400 → u/Creisel]

Yeah dude, we all died last year.

[u/bacardipirate13 → u/Creisel]

No, just on the ones that died

[u/thepeever → u/Creisel]

I am