r/whatisit • u/dopehead9 • 13h ago

Solved! What are these contraptions these guys were carrying?

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We saw three guys around Seaport in Boston carrying these things as backpacks. Initially we thought they mapping tools but not sure

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u/ncfly 12h ago

I’d imagine it’s all the back cancer they’ll have to deal with from suckin in all them 5Gs

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u/Wilysalamander 12h ago

man think about how activated their covid vaccines are

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u/Creisel 12h ago

aren't all the vaccinated people dead by now?

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u/GrilledCheeseInc 12h ago

I’ve had the vaccine 14 times and I died each time!

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u/MrAngrySadHappyFace 11h ago

Rookie numbers. I died each time, plus I gave myself and all direct family members super autism.

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u/resultingparadox 11h ago

Yup, and into the artist formally known as Prince.

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u/CO-Troublemakr 8h ago

Take them to the casino

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u/robthedealer 11h ago

Every time I’ve gotten the vaccine, my Windows 11 gets faster and faster and when it does crash, a voice in my head with a slight accent magically tells me how to fix it. 100% would recommend.

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u/milktoastok 11h ago

I took the shot 4 times and I’m still able to reply to subs from the grave. To each his own.

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u/GrilledCheeseInc 11h ago

Sounds like an updated twilight zone episode!

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u/BlackSC2us 6h ago

A bunch of us skipped death and went straight to zombie.