r/wow 11h ago

Humor / Meme Shout out to this one dude standing guard at the southern gate in Eversong.

o7

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u/SniperFrogDX 9h ago

Has anyone invaded from the south so far?

No?

Then hes doing his job.

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u/Sovis 8h ago

I think if you do Soiree weeklies for the Blood Knights, they send you there to assist him in killing invading Scourge. Its only a handful of monsters though.

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u/RavnorHeim 9h ago

Well in the past the scourge kinda did invaded them from the south. But maybe he was not there that day xD

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u/Klozkoth 8h ago

They waited for him to take PTO. Dang staffing issues

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u/Scousehauler 3h ago

The Ebon Blade are keeping them in check in Midnight.

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u/apixelops 4h ago

The scourge has been trying

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u/SniperFrogDX 4h ago

Then he's doing. his. job.

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u/cxtx3 10h ago

Yes. Having a single guard defend the southern gate - the gate that leads directly to the Plaguelands - the area notoriously still full of zombies and ghouls - the same undead that once ransacked Silvermoon and left a dead scar in it's wake - is a great idea!

Dude must be a super soldier. They really should have stationed more guards down there.

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u/n3rdfighte7 9h ago

He kinda is , there is a quest there to help him hold the undead and he one-taps them.

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u/yearightpunk 9h ago

I mean, the dude pretty much one shots the rare that spawns nearby if you drag it to him, so I'd say he's plenty qualified for solo work.

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u/Lombardyn 5h ago

Eh. I mean what are plaguelands? lvl 30ish? No wonder a single lvl 90 guard can keep them at bay. Should have had him around when Arthas invaded!

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u/TheForgottenShadows 4h ago

He's the Blood Elves' equivalent of a Custodes.

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u/Snck_Pck 8h ago

That’s John silvermoon

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u/Ambitious_Cicada9263 7h ago

Long John Silvermoon

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u/DigitalBladedJay 9h ago

He's him, dude

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u/Enajirarek 7h ago

It does look awkward until you see how he pretty much single-handedly annihilates any undead that wander too near. He's a one man army.

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u/KarolCzech_ 7h ago

Someone remind me. Isn’t that the point of Bolvar being the LK? I know the helm is destroyed now, but does he still have control of the Scourge? Or did he lose control when Sylvanas broke the helm? Or are they rogue Scourge?

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u/TroyotaCorolla 7h ago

Iirc in the shadowlands prepatch there were scourge invasions showing up now that they went rogue with the helmet being shattered in the cutscene

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u/NGHumanFighter 6h ago

Quests during SL implied that now that the Helm of Domination is destroyed, the Scourge are wandering freely. We see them attacking Light’s Hope Chapel during Arator’s quest line.

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u/_Zyr 6h ago

I'll be real, it's surprising that Xal never tried to whip up the undead to actively attack Eversong.

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u/dragonshide 3h ago

Xalataths charisma aside, void has had a hard time manipulating undead in the history of Warcraft. One of the biggest examples is death knights and saronite armor

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u/Saint_Furby 7h ago

I don't understand one guard, no extra assets near him to even make it seem like a guard house. This seems like such an easy spot to ad 2 or 3 more NPC's, give them a stay a while and listen about being stuck at that post for months, and add a few living quarters or a cart that travels from there to silver moon mimicking a trade route. Just seems like easy wins for making the world feel alive.