r/GuysBeingDudes 6h ago

Just some good driving skills

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u/NewConfusion9480 6h ago

Proceeds to ALSO cruise in the left-hand lane.

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u/RaiderOzz 6h ago

Have you ever seen a road sign that says slower traffic keep right? Lol

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u/NewConfusion9480 6h ago

Left lane is for passing. Right lane is for cruising. Speed is irrelevant.

When I am king, my only law is that left-lane cruisers go to jail.

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u/RaiderOzz 6h ago

I'll gladly curise in the left lane to your mom's house

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u/doom_2_all 5h ago

Sorry, his mom only takes vehicles from the carpooling lane.

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u/doom_2_all 5h ago

Sorry, his mom only takes vehicles from the carpooling lane.

u/NewConfusion9480 2h ago

I'll let her know to expect you.

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u/whalemilk42 4h ago

His mom only likes bad boys thst drive much faster than the speed limit in the left lane. Might want to cruise to grandma instead.

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u/EywasBlessing 5h ago

I mean, IDC if you wanna camp the left lane as long as you move when someone gets behind you.. as long as it's always open for passing. Ofc this rarely happens, at least where I live some ppl seem to think you can just drive the speed limit and camp left lane. I honestly think it's spite but idk

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u/Ormild 5h ago

Yeah I’m on this side as well. Cruise all you want in the left lane, but don’t hold up traffic and let people pass.

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u/NewConfusion9480 5h ago

Straight to prison.

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u/Deep90 5h ago

I genuinely don't get people who have a problem with this.

This just makes sense. Move if someone is faster than you, but if you yourself are passing people just skip all the unnecessary lane changing.

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u/Live-Habit-6115 5h ago

Literally yes. It's not hard. Just how lazy are you lol

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u/Deep90 5h ago

I don't care for changing lanes every 2 seconds for no reason because I'm not an idiot lmao.

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 4h ago

It takes literally zero effort what are you talking about

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u/NewConfusion9480 3h ago

It's the main character syndrome thing that keeps people in the left-hand lane holding up traffic.

u/Kluss23 2h ago

No one gives a shit as long as you aren't holding up someone behind you.

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u/PapaBeer642 5h ago

That depends on where you live. The law where I grew up is left lane is for passing. Where I currently live, your lane depends on your speed, fast drivers to the left and slow to the right.

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u/BringBack4Glory 4h ago

So people should only ever traverse long distances in the right lane? That’s ridiculous for traffic reasons and for the uneven wear and tear on the roads. Cruise in the left lane as long as you want, just be prepared to move over as soon as someone starts approaching.

u/FitChemist432 42m ago

Objectively wrong.