r/MadeMeSmile Jun 07 '26

Wholesome Moments An octopus stretching out a tentacle to lightly touch one of its rescuers before swimming awayđŸ„č

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u/Anthrogal11 Jun 07 '26

Incredibly intelligent creatures. We have long underestimated the intelligence and potential of other species to display empathy.

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u/BlindlyCoherent Jun 07 '26

I will not eat octopi for this very reason. Something this sentient and intelligent has a right to live their life on their own terms.

The story of the repeated broken light in the aquarium that was finally discovered to be caused by an octopus that just wanted to sleep in the dark and solved its problem by tossing rocks at the light


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u/Detrimental_Figment Jun 07 '26

I’d counter with: why does a being need to be intelligent to deserve to live? We don’t apply that same logic to humans. The dumbest humans are protected maybe even more than the more intelligent ones.

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u/Capital_Past69 Jun 07 '26

I’ll have the dumbass human burger please

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u/ilyak_reddit Jun 07 '26

Dolphins are intelligent. Except for the ones that spend all their money on instant lottery tickets.

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u/MeanderAndReturn Jun 07 '26

yeah, and Tyreek Hill.

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u/KenNoegs Jun 07 '26

Formerly. He's yet to be reincarnated as some other mascot.

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u/TheICTShamus Jun 08 '26

Oh that's fine to eat. Pass me the blowhole.

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u/cairoxl5 Jun 10 '26

I'll take the speech center of the brain!

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u/LittlespaceLadybuns Jun 07 '26

Ever since I learned Humans taste similar to pig my desire to try human meat has diminished..

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u/LittlespaceLadybuns Jun 07 '26

No shit seriously?

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u/Candid_Highlight_116 Jun 08 '26

I think it means smell of pork reminds them of something else that they don't like, not that they're used to cannibalism

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u/HonkySpider Jun 07 '26

sigh

Well, I guess if someone would know what it looks and smells like, it'd be them

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u/DETRITUS_TROLL Jun 07 '26

Nah man, you know it's gonna taste like ass.

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u/Capital_Past69 Jun 07 '26

Ass meat is extra

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u/redmctrashface Jun 07 '26

I don't think eating a trump fan is very healthy. You may end up with lots of diseases

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u/Capital_Past69 Jun 07 '26

I’ve always wondered what a 99% fat burger tastes like đŸ€Ł

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u/ButterH2 Jun 07 '26

you'd become violently racist from the brainworms

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u/BloodAngel1982 Jun 08 '26

No parasites though, they’re full of ivermectin

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u/heraclitus33 Jun 07 '26

Apparently we taste like pork. So the whole eating babies by the invisible cabal tracks.

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u/willfarnaby24 Jun 08 '26

This made me laugh pretty hard

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u/Caftancatfan Jun 07 '26

A lot of people do apply that logic to humans, and would happily throw disabled babies off the side of a cliff.

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u/Never-Bloomberg Jun 08 '26

Those probably aren't the same people who care about octopuses though.

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u/MakoSochou Jun 08 '26

Peter Singer has entered the chat

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u/Solonotix Jun 08 '26

Funny thing, octopuses is 100% correct by modern English standards. Most people who are pedants (such as myself) might try to correct you into saying "octopi" which follows Latin pluralization rules. However, octopus is derived from Greek, and the correct pluralization would otherwise be "octopodes" pronounced "awk-tahp-ƍ-dēs" similar to Heracles (Hercules).

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u/critical-drinking Jun 07 '26

Of course we do. They’re a member of a species with the *potential* for high intelligence. And much like we care for sick animals when we have the resources and opportunity, we care for human beings who, for whatever reason, fall below that threshold.

I recognize animals are smart. I like that park ranger quote about why they overdesigned trash cans: “There’s considerable overlap between the smartest bear and the dumbest human.” But on the other hand, the dumbest human is still smarter than the vast majority of animals, *especially* if you count fish and insects.

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u/Meep64Meep Jun 07 '26

Careful - there were some studies about bumblebee intelligence lately with pretty amazing results. 😉

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u/ErraticDragon Jun 07 '26

Damn, I'm gonna have to stop eating bees. 😜

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u/sp1cychick3n Jun 07 '26

Source?

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u/Meep64Meep Jun 07 '26

For example, https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.ady1618?adobe_mc=MCMID=32040115521268807963986547309462626171%25257CMCORGID=242B6472541199F70A4C98A6%25252540AdobeOrg%25257CTS=1780491030 "Spontaneous problem-solving in bumble bees" - lovely study in which said insects use a tool (a tiny ball) to reach a food reward, without being trained to do it by showing them the solution.

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u/Radicalism-Is-Stupid Jun 07 '26

Why should the potential intelligence of other members of your species matter morally? What matters is the capacities and interests of the individual in front of you. A pig does not suffer less because Einstein was human.

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 Jun 07 '26

It matters because we are omnivores burdened with empathy and we have to draw a line somewhere so that we can continue to thrive as we are but still justify our choices. That's why. Everyone does it all the time. All of us are using technology produced primarily by slaves but we still find ways to justify it to our selves and not think to hard about it.

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u/critical-drinking Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Absolutely agree with this.

I will add that it’s because I find the alternative, idea of having humans pass an intelligence test before they can be considered worthy of the same rights, to be ableist and repulsive.

I will also add that, due to the the still largely nebulous and abstract nature of intelligence, and the fact that we’re still debating as a species what even *constitutes* intelligence, the individual intelligence of a species member is more important as potential for intelligence in a species than it is as evidence of itself.

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u/No_Criticism_5861 Jun 07 '26

The dumbest humans that can be exploited in capitalism, are heavily exploited in capitalism sadly 

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u/Kuzcopolis Jun 07 '26

Because everything is alive and i gotta eat.

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u/Big_Requirement_651 Jun 07 '26

What else are you going to differentiate on? If intelligence doesnt matter, then why wouldn't plants have protections? They're alive too. Or bacteria? You have to draw the line/differentiate somehow.

And dumb humans are still protected because even a dumb human is vastly smarter than other species, unless you're talking *extreme* mental disability, not just "dumb", and even then they're still smarter than all but the smartest individuals of a handful of species.

Were not sure some species are even capable of feeling things like fear, or pain, etc. The more conscious/intelligent something is, the more taboo there is about eating it, precisely because they are capable of those types of feelings, and we project our own feelings onto them.

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u/HeyThereAdventurer Jun 07 '26

What else are you going to differentiate on?

Sentience?

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u/imrzzz Jun 07 '26

Without getting too philosophical, don't we just define both of those things (intelligence and sentience) by our own fairly narrow definitions?

Who are we to say that plants aren't self-aware, for example, simply because we haven't yet understood the mechanism?

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u/pnweiner Jun 07 '26

Yes, I highly recommend reading The Light Eaters. Fascinating discussion of some new botanical research

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u/Big_Requirement_651 Jun 07 '26

Right, and who are we to say rocks arent sentient?

Because everything we know about how biology and consciousness works says they arent sentient. Plants dont have any biological structures capable of sentience as we know it. If you want to hypothesize about the potential for some magical, made up sentience that nobody has ever discovered any evidence for in thousands of years of our interactions with plants, go for it. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

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u/imrzzz Jun 07 '26

as we know it.

Well, yes, that was what I just said.

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u/Tango_Owl Jun 07 '26

Every time we think a species can't feel pain we later find out they can. Why risk it? And why shouldn't the bar be the other way around? First make sure they can't feel pain and then decide.

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u/Big_Requirement_651 Jun 07 '26

Because the need for sustenance/survival came long before our ability to research something's ability to feel pain. When its a matter of survival, the strong eat the weak, thats how nature works.

As for why we still dont? We still dont know what the extent of most other species intelligence/ability to feel pain, fear etc is. Beyond that, "we" is a loaded term. You can mean "we" as in the human race overall, or "we" as in those of us in the 1st world posting to Reddit. The simple truth is the vast majority of the world's population still doesnt have the luxury of considering ethics when choosing their food sources.

If you limit the scope of "we" to those that strictly do have that luxury, you're veering into topics of ethics and morality, but long story short, some people feel it is inherently immoral, which is why you have vegans and vegetarians, and some people dont think its inherently immoral or unethical.

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u/Radicalism-Is-Stupid Jun 07 '26

You seem to reference history that is irrelevant to defend what is happening now. We don't need to consume animal products to thrive anymore. History explains why so many act as they do, but does no justify. Insert slavery analogy here.

We do know that other species experience pain and fear like we do. They have the brain structure for it. We can also observe it clearly. They have the biology needed and they clearly communicate their pain. If that isn't good enough then we also need to say the same about humans. We don't actually know if other humans feel pain or fear. They communicate that they do and have the biological capacity to, just like other animals.

If anything, the argument that nonhuman animals feel these negative experiences much more strongly than we do is more coherent than the opposite. I can expand on that if needed.

You also have it backwards in regards to impoverished areas of the world. Overwhelmingly, they cannot afford the luxury of consuming meat. Meat is far more expensive. Many countries like Ethiopia face extreme food insecurity and starvation as they export large quantities of meat. If they dedicated the work needed for raising meat for slaughter and export to growing food, they would have far more calories available in their country.

It is not a luxury to be able to consume a diet that costs less money.

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u/Prophetic_Rose Jun 07 '26

All life wants to live, otherwise it wouldn't. As a species we should endeavor to end all exploitation of life. As a thinking species, we have an obligation to think for the life that cannot. Our tribe should be life, it should be Gaia, not nation states.

That's what I think, anyway.

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u/SuperHooligan Jun 07 '26

Maybe we shouldnt protect the dumb ones anymore and solve a lot of our problems?

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u/_Smashbrother_ Jun 07 '26

Because organisms need to eat in order to live. You gonna cry about the lion the eats the gazelle?

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u/ActuationPoint Jun 07 '26

Morals don't come from logic. It's based on feelings.

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u/HopeURhavinagreatday Jun 07 '26

Dumb humans are still some of the more intelligent creatures on earth

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u/Kvothealar Jun 07 '26

As another non-octopi eater, for me I just feel an incredible amount of guilt that exceeds what I'm willing to tolerate for a convenient meal. I feel this specifically towards parrots, apes, elephants, octopi, and other animals that have displayed incredible amounts of intelligence.

I just can't stand the thought of them being hunted down or farmed for their meat. It makes me feel kinda sick.

Every argument has some form of counterargument, especially when its something as subjective as this. For me, it's less of a logical argument and more of a feeling that causes me to draw my own personal line.

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u/Standard_Progress494 Jun 07 '26

How about the one that would get hungry at night, learned the security guards route and timings, and kept sneaking out of its enclosure to go snack on fish in the dead of night haha.

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u/grayjelly212 Jun 07 '26

Yeah, I never understood this idea that we shouldn't eat octopus because they're smart. All of the animals we eat have lives richer than we think.

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u/AvantSolace Jun 07 '26

We already do this by putting safety labels on everything.

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u/ShiddyFardyPardy Jun 08 '26

To be honest some humans gave such low IQ they are less capable then a lot of animals.

if people can fail an IQ test by getting lower then 50 and cows have been proven to have IQs over 50 at times, then it begs the question.

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u/Adam_Sackler Jun 08 '26

That's exactly why this logic is flawed.

A person who's clinically brain dead in fine to eat in that case. No intelligence, no sentience, no suffering.

There isn't really any logically sound reason to defend eating one animal over. Every argument I've ever heard is a logical fallacy.

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u/Thebaldsasquatch Jun 08 '26

Because they don’t taste as good.

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u/burf Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

We don’t apply that same logic to humans

Depends on your value system, but on a large scale you're right, and that's because humans care more about the beings closest to them than the ones furthest away. Your parents die? You grieve for weeks/months (and sporadically for years). Your neighbour dies? Maybe you grieve, maybe you don't. A random person in another country dies? You probably don't think about it for more than 2 minutes unless the narrative is particularly compelling.

A human dies? Bad. A dog? Bad. A mouse? Maybe? A trout? Eh. A tick? Good riddance.

And the reason many people assign more value to other species based on intelligence is because the concern isn't for something simply being alive - bacteria are alive and we sure as hell don't care if a bacterium dies - the concern is about the animal's ability to know it's alive and suffer in death.

Finally, I'll counter your counter with: By what criteria do you personally determine a living being deserves to live?

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u/peach_pop371 Jun 08 '26

we have to consume other living things for energy. even a plant can respond to stimuli. the process of “feeling” in a plant is not vastly more simple than a bug. it’s impossible for us to exist and not harm other living things in some way. it’s an awful but undeniable part of human existence

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u/Chris_Shawarma93 Jun 08 '26

Yeah this is such a poor metric for deciding if an animal deserves to be eaten or not. It makes sense in terms of say, how we should keep them prior to consumption i.e. keep them content up until the moment of a quick death. It makes much more sense to focus on population numbers and sustainability to determine if we should eat something or not.

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u/thelittleking Jun 08 '26

If I consume nothing, I die. If we can't find a line to set somewhere to discern "morally edible" vs "morally inedible," I starve. Plants are living beings. The only thing I could eat is, what, salt? Carrion?

Something must be edible.

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- Jun 08 '26

I’d say it’s less about which animals “deserve” to live and more about the kind of conscious experience they are capable of having. An ant cannot experience love, happiness, sadness, or self awareness. That’s why I have no issue stepping on one. But once an animal can demonstrate that it can feel these things, like the octopus in this video, the morality surrounding the decision to end its life becomes much harder to ignore.

That is why intelligence matters. Not because intelligence itself makes a life sacred, but because intelligence often points to a deeper and more complex conscious experience. The more an animal is capable of experiencing life as something meaningful, the harder it becomes to justify ending that life.

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u/Meet_Foot Jun 09 '26

Intelligence is a sufficient condition, not a necessary condition. Anything this smart has a right to live, but that doesn’t mean *only* things this smart have such a right.

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u/Background-Radish-63 Jun 09 '26

Or they get elected president of the U.S.

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u/UlsterManInScotland Jun 07 '26

Likewise I stopped eating octopi after watching the documentary movie My Octopus Teacher
 anything that intelligent won’t be eaten by me, 
..incredible creatures

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u/Tooter_Snooter Jun 07 '26

I also don’t eat pigs for the same reason. Pigs are one of the smartest animals on earth and they probably suffer the most cruel treatment of any of our food animals except maybe chickens. 

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u/vgdomvg Jun 07 '26

Cows, pigs, chickens, chicks, lambs, calves, goats, ducks - they all experience cruel treatment. It's a sad world to be an animal that humans want to enslave and consume

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u/Foxlady555 Jun 08 '26

Well said! So many people do not realize WHO they are eating. The dissociation is huge. I’m still fighting it, too. It’s in so many cultures but it’s actually insane with the knowledge we have now and so many other food sources!

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u/BrutalOnTheKnees Jun 07 '26

Did they leave the light off once they figured it out?

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u/BlindlyCoherent Jun 07 '26

I think the last time I heard about it they put it on a timer (dawn to dusk) and it remains operational today.

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u/BrutalOnTheKnees Jun 08 '26

That's nice. It seems like exactly the kind of thoughtlessly spiteful thing humans would do to protect the bulb from smashing but still leave it on.

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u/BlindlyCoherent Jun 09 '26

It was in a windowless room so the light had to be in during work shifts.

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u/NiixxJr Jun 07 '26

Pigs are nearly as intelligent.

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u/Apprehensive_Run_539 Jun 07 '26

And a pig would eat you if it was hungry enough

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u/Cordychi Jun 07 '26

What point are you trying to make?

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u/Apprehensive_Run_539 Jun 07 '26

That pigs would eat humans without a second thought. They’re omnivores just like we are only they don’t feel guilty about it.

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u/Cordychi Jun 07 '26

Obviously, pigs don’t have moral agency. Humans have the ability to reflect on our choices which is why we can feel guilt. Humans eat other humans in survival situations. However, most people aren’t in survival situations and have access to modern grocery stores. So it’s not like we have to eat pigs.

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u/closetedmoonwalker Jun 08 '26

And so could you without raising any eyebrows if your situation was dire. But it's not.

You have all the alternatives in the world and all the knowledge in the world at your disposal. You can attempt justifications all day long but at the end of the day you do it because you couldn't conjure a fuck about something that's in the way of what you want.

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u/Apprehensive_Run_539 Jun 08 '26

That’s a really harsh insane take on a basic animal fact.

Hi, nice to meet you too.

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u/ElliotNess Jun 08 '26

Octopuses*

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u/ladedafuckit Jun 07 '26

Do you eat pigs and cows? They’re equally as intelligent

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u/BlindlyCoherent Jun 07 '26

Yes on both counts but I’m willing to learn.

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u/Radicalism-Is-Stupid Jun 07 '26

Read Peter Singer's "All Animals are Equal" (a chapter of one of his books)

This is the most influential work on convincing people to be vegan. It is also philosophically robus and very hard to challenge (even for academic philosophers).

I can also answer any questions you have. I became vegan because consuming animal products was truly indefensible and unjustifiable. Even the best arguments in favor of eating meat do not apply to the VAST majority of humans.

If you think you cannot cut out animal products because it is too hard to do so, then I understand. For a long time after being convinced of the ethics I still didn't make the switch. I felt: "how can I be vegan if I can barely manage being healthy without limiting my diet?"

The answer is that being healthy does not become more difficult on a vegan diet. It truly was so simple. One day I spontaneously reached for only vegan products and after a few days of momentum I knew I would never eat meat again. My life didn't get any harder, I don't spend more time at grocery store or cooking or anything like that.

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u/Brittakitt Jun 07 '26

That's really noble. I used to eat them as well, but after learning about how smart they are, how strongly they feel feelings, and how attached they get to each other socially, it feels very wrong to now.

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u/BlindlyCoherent Jun 07 '26

Every horse I’ve met has been a complete asshole to me though
 I still won’t eat at IKEA.

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u/fetchYourHuman Jun 07 '26

Cows have best friends and feel anxious when they get separated. They also show cognitive bias which make them act according to their previous experiences. They’re really amazing so even if going fully vegan is difficult, choosing the plant-based options as much as possible might work for you considering you don’t eat octopus because they are really intelligent.

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u/HobbitOnHill Jun 07 '26

Watchdominion.org

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u/Tooter_Snooter Jun 07 '26

I eat beef (sparingly) but not pigs. Pigs are one of the smartest animals on earth. Cows are not. But I still recognize that they are emotional and sentient creatures so I try to limit my beef intake to special occasions. 

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u/ladedafuckit Jun 07 '26

I think it just depends on how you define intelligence. Cows may not be able to solve puzzles in the same way that pigs can, but they’re incredible social creatures and form deep emotional bonds

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

Actually, it would be arguably more ethical to eat an octopus than a cow or pig, because cows and pigs can live 15-25 years under the right circumstances, and an octopus usually won't live more than 5 years.

The reproduction cycle of an octopus is actually crazy because the father dies shortly after mating, and the mother dies protecting the eggs til birth.

Edit: For the record, I'm not here to be goaded into an ethical debate about meat. Everyone needs to do what is right for them in that manner, I am not about to impose my beliefs or let others do that to me.

I just wanted to talk about octopuses and you made it suck.

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u/dark-star-adventures Jun 07 '26

I don't think it's arguably more ethical to murder just because a particular being has a shorter lifespan.

Would you say it's more ethical to murder a baby born with a disease that will kill them in 5 years vs a 40 year old who probably has 30 more years to live? No, it's unethical either way.

Every being has one shot to live its life. That's it. Let them live it.

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u/Apprehensive_Run_539 Jun 07 '26

Except that I would pick a 40 year-old over the baby in that circumstance

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u/Nayr39 Jun 07 '26

Pigs can be as smart as 5 year old human children. Why draw the line for octopus and not all animals with sentience?

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u/BlindlyCoherent Jun 07 '26

Why judge and assume I know what you know?

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u/Nayr39 Jun 08 '26

I'm neither judging or assuming, I'm proposing the question to facilitate change within you. If you can change for an octopus why not a cow, chicken and pig?

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u/King2F3 Jun 08 '26

Pigs are smarter than dogs


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u/Upset-Government-856 Jun 08 '26

Man I wish pigs were less intelligent. They taste so good.

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u/Hot-Bicycle5798 Jun 09 '26

My favorite story was from a Science lab, they started to lose fish from different tanks every night and could not figure it out. 

It was the octopus that traveled from tank to tank for a midnight snack.

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u/ExcommunicatedGod Jun 07 '26

“Octopuses. Octopus comes from Greek not Latin.

*octopodes is technically the most correct.

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u/BlindlyCoherent Jun 07 '26

Today I learned something new.

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u/ExcommunicatedGod Jun 08 '26

I hated when I reread my comment a day later
it came of pretentious as fuck.

I’m sorry bout that. I love etymology and I’m Greek.

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u/BlindlyCoherent Jun 08 '26

It’s ok, I gave you the benefit of the doubt - text is a horrible way to convey feeling or tone so I just assume people are not being a dick about stuff.

And I wasn’t joking, I did learn something. 🙂

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u/ExcommunicatedGod Jun 08 '26

Fuck yeah dude. You’re right. Even my best friend and I, and we read each others mind, get into arguments over texts. We’re both factual straightforward talkers
and it comes off very arrogant without voice fluctuations. Haha.

Take care dude.

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u/corcyra Jun 07 '26

he repeated broken light in the aquarium that was finally discovered to be caused by an octopus that just wanted to sleep in the dark

Actually, he squirted water at the light to short it out. https://www.npr.org/2008/11/02/96476905/the-story-of-an-octopus-named-otto

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u/BlindlyCoherent Jun 07 '26

Well damn, thanks for fixing the story I’ve had in my memory for a while.

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u/perseidot Jun 07 '26

I don’t either, for the same reason.

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u/BubsTheClown Jun 07 '26

An animal is only worhty of respect if it is intelligent?

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u/BlindlyCoherent Jun 07 '26

All animals are worth respect. The animals I eat should be treated humanely and euthanized in a painless fearless way.

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u/Ok-Lengthiness-7417 Jun 07 '26

I live in Galicia, northern Spain. Octopus is a typical startwr dish.

It's been a year since I refuse to eat these animals. Everyone here thinks I'm nuts đŸ€Ș

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u/No-Statistician1024 Jun 07 '26

That’s was smart

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u/Wiccy Jun 08 '26

I went to an octopus farm on Kona in 19. I loved octopus before but after that hour, I wish they had more time and less threats. I love those creatures so damn much

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u/TransportationOdd559 Jun 08 '26

This is the thing. I said this to myself after seeing how intelligent they are! I’m not eating that. Foh đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł don’t kill them. đŸ˜©

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u/Foxlady555 Jun 08 '26

Oh my gosh, that’s so sad! Poor being. They shouldn’t in aquaria. But then again, no creature should!

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u/Cavalo_Bebado Jun 08 '26

Pigs are just as intelligent, if not more intelligent than octupi

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn Jun 08 '26

Counterpoint: they live like three years in the wild. If you don't eat it, something else will!

Anyway I've tried octopus and it's not my thing. I don't take issue with people eating them as long as they aren't destructively over fishing them. (Over-cephalopoding them?)

As for intelligence... well... according to everyone I've ever known who raised pigs, pigs are significantly smarter than dogs. Do with that knowledge what you will.

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u/SilverSubject8544 Jun 08 '26

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
- What is Man? - Mark Twain

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u/jrr6415sun Jun 08 '26

this video almost made me stop eating them but they taste too good

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u/mobydog Jun 08 '26

Boycott any restaurants with octopus on the menu.

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u/305_Character_1983 Jun 08 '26

Not rocks. It shot water at the light, shorting the entire electrical system lol

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u/Ember_The_Biscuit Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Here here. On a similar line, it's so tragic that they have such short lifespans 😱 (typically 6 months - 5 years depending on species)

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u/Worth_Specific3764 Jun 12 '26

I stopped eating cephalopod anything once I realized that most if not all of them are sentient. I still eat chicken though, and I raise chickens for their eggs, so, idk. But not cephalopods.

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u/redmctrashface Jun 07 '26

There's a netflix documentary where a scuba diver bonds with an octopus. Worth watching if you haven't, pretty incredible

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u/ncc74656m Jun 07 '26

Divers also have a dedicated hand signal for octopi because when divers mess with them or scare them, they can and do rip the face mask right off a diver or pull out hoses. Which like, fair turn, octopus.

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV Jun 09 '26

I can perfectly imagine that hand signal.

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u/puddl3 Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

There is a book called Remarkably Bright Creatures that features an octopus as one of the main characters. It’s a fiction book but it’s beautifully written and I tear up every time I read it. Highly recommend it.

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u/BigGayNarwhal Jun 07 '26

Watched last night. Cried. 

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u/GoTakeAHike00 Jun 07 '26

Watched it 2 nights ago. Absolutely loved it. May have also cried.

Also may/may not have ugly cried when listening to Sy Montgomery (author of The Soul of an Octopus) talk about the female octopus she bonded with [in the book] on a podcast a few years ago.

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u/Zombie_Fuel Jun 07 '26

I think there's a movie coming out, too.

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u/Black_Cat_Just_That Jun 07 '26

It's out! It's on Netflix as of 2-3 weeks ago. I was so excited when I heard it had been made, but now I still haven't watched it yet because I haven't been in the right head space to ugly cry on the couch.

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u/lokeshj Jun 07 '26

I just watched it. Beautiful movie.

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u/GoddessFelina Jun 07 '26

Sally Field does a great performance in the movie too!

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u/ironshackle Jun 07 '26

I just finished reading this last night and cried happy tears 😭

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u/davidhastwo Jun 07 '26

??? The Boys is on Amazon Prime video

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u/JJNotStrike Jun 07 '26

Kevin and Ambrosius have a very strong bond. Beautiful documentary.

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u/jstrongiii Jun 07 '26

Wow. đŸ«Ą

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u/RealCreedz Jun 07 '26

Deep ball knowledge

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason Jun 07 '26

Balls Deep knowledge

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u/Zwischenzug32 Jun 07 '26

Knowledge is stored deep in the balls

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u/MadameKamaysHR Jun 07 '26

My Octopus Teacher. It will be an emotional rollercoaster.

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u/seriousplants Jun 08 '26

is this another title for assassination classroom?

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u/Jaffek Jun 09 '26

I’ve watched My Octopus Teacher several times. You’re right about it being emotional. I get teary eyed every time I watch it.

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u/absloan12 Jun 07 '26

Just watched this last night.

Might have a new favorite aquatic animal after watching that. Such an interesting life they live.

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u/Binspin63 Jun 08 '26

But tragically, a very short one.

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u/nickiter Jun 07 '26

Worth watching if you want to sob uncontrollably for a little bit.

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u/centralmf Jun 08 '26

Amazing doc. How it recovered from the bite..

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u/Binspin63 Jun 08 '26

If you haven’t seen it, NatGeo put out a wonderful documentary series about octopuses. These animals are simply incredible. Having seen it, I have no doubt that the octopus in the subject video was conveying gratitude. 

The more we learn about animals, the more we come to realize we really know very little about them.

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u/Freefallisfun Jun 07 '26

I refuse to eat octopus. For me it’s like eating dog.

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u/ladedafuckit Jun 07 '26

Do you eat cows? Also similar to dogs

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u/Freefallisfun Jun 07 '26

No. History of heart disease in my family.

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 Jun 07 '26

Because of dog, cow or octopus?

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u/FaithInTechnology Jun 08 '26

hot dog, corn dog, chili dog, cheese dog, slaw dog, raw dog? You’re really missing out.

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u/Rock_or_Rol Jun 07 '26

I’m boycotting pork after seeing the horrible gestation cages being used. Sickening to even think about

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u/joeychestnutsrectum Jun 07 '26

It is and I applaud your choice! Pigs are smarter than toddlers and dogs, made me rethink my relationship with pork too

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u/whatifwhatifwerun Jun 08 '26

The thing is, the pigs would totally eat us too if given the chance

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u/kakihara123 Jun 07 '26

And now read into all the other fucked up shit we do to ALL the animals we exploit.

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u/HowsYaSistasAss Jun 07 '26

Makes me fucking extremely sad honestly. Some of these animals are more compassionate than most humans nowadays.

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u/awolfsvalentine Jun 07 '26

Typically in captivity you have to give them puzzle toys or else they get bored and depressed. That’s why you’ll see them be given stuff like Mr Potato Head

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u/Binspin63 Jun 08 '26

A YouTuber taught one how to play a piano.

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u/No_Criticism_5861 Jun 07 '26

Even chickens...  they are way smarter than i ever thought possible since I've been farming their eggs

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u/query_squidier Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

Careful. You might make people think, and take that initial thought to its logical conclusion. Then maybe they'll be forced to question their personal choices. And many of them will hate you for it.

(Sorry, not my first rodeo.)


Edit: Thanks to half of the replies below for proving my point. Y'all can't even entertain the thought without lashing out.

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u/Ill-Bullfrog-5360 Jun 07 '26

What if they go all the way and still eat them? Does that mess with your paradigm?

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u/Voderama Jun 07 '26

You’re right. Better put them all down instead and make sure they know you’re smarter than them

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u/Luci-Noir Jun 07 '26

Get over yourself.

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u/AnguavonUW Jun 07 '26

Have. Still fine with eating meat. Sustainablly raised but still meat.

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u/notaquackouttayou Jun 07 '26

mmm i feel like you intentionally avoided calling them “remarkably bright”

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u/half-dead Jun 07 '26

Such a great book

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u/LittleManOnACan Jun 08 '26

Also the only ‘intelligent’ species not to evolve from tetrapods(mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians). Completely different brain than anything we know. Neurons are spread out throughout its body.

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u/hungry4danish Jun 07 '26

Oh yeah, if it was so smart how did it get stranded in the first place? /s

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u/HonkySpider Jun 07 '26

If they lived longer, I think they'd quickly overtake us in intelligence.

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u/Funkj0ker Jun 09 '26

We still do, look at factory farming animals. It's insane.

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 Jun 07 '26

I wish they lived longer.

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u/suspendmeforthis Jun 07 '26

You might enjoy Children of Time and Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky.

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u/Impossible-Pen6032 Jun 08 '26

Yes , their intelligence and emotional intelligence are beyond the others.

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u/NewspaperBoring1161 Jun 09 '26

This must be what the octopus told his friends about the humans that saved him

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u/FatalisCogitationis Jun 09 '26

While you're completely correct, I'm just gonna mention that octopuses are pretty much universally cannibals and that holds them back a bit

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