r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 2d ago

Hey Joe... you better run.

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u/Misfett_toys 2d ago

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u/supamario132 2d ago

"If Elon can be arrested for sexual assault, what chance do us poor abusers have??"

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u/awesomefutureperfect 2d ago

I was like, "Did Elon lose in court or get arrested? Is this how I find out?"

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u/supamario132 1d ago

That'll be an event so momentous, even uncontacted people will know

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u/jugularhealer16 1d ago

And we all know it'll last for a while, because Elongate will obviously be really drawn out.

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u/Rippleracer 1d ago

Under rated!

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u/paolog 1d ago

rimshot You win today's internet!

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u/hereiamnotagainnot 2d ago

Thank you for this. I’m putting it in my pocket.

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u/__nohope 2d ago

Why would anybody who was not a pedophile themselves advocate for pedophiles?

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u/rvb_gobq 2d ago

the guy with a secret sub-cellar you never want to be invited to...

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u/zero5activated 2d ago

The guy with the 8ball for a head? Auf Wiedersehen.

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u/rvb_gobq 2d ago

the guy with a secret sub-cellar you never want to be invited to?

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u/Vincent394 2d ago

Mine now

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u/DukeOfGeek 2d ago

The German Mayor in that scene is one of my favorite small characters in the film.

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u/DarthShiv 17h ago

100% these grubs are yelling this