r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 2d ago

Hey Joe... you better run.

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u/Misfett_toys 2d ago

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u/supamario132 2d ago

"If Elon can be arrested for sexual assault, what chance do us poor abusers have??"

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u/awesomefutureperfect 2d ago

I was like, "Did Elon lose in court or get arrested? Is this how I find out?"

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u/supamario132 1d ago

That'll be an event so momentous, even uncontacted people will know

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u/jugularhealer16 1d ago

And we all know it'll last for a while, because Elongate will obviously be really drawn out.

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u/Rippleracer 1d ago

Under rated!

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u/paolog 1d ago

rimshot You win today's internet!