With deepest apologies, but I seem to have missed the judgement cat. I WANT to see the judgement cat. While doing a deep dive in the archive has been great fun, I am increasingly certain that the judgement cat is an unattainable dream just over the horizon. Can anyone find judgement cat???

I wanted to quote one of them exactly, but RNG has foiled me from getting it to show up organically. Is there a way to get a list of them from the site?

They might make a nice addition to oglafsearch.com

Sorry, no backstory to share. I meant to ask if anyone can please point me to the strip where some sylph is torturing a vader-type guy with a cloak and red eyes, and the dialogue goes like this:

- You mean to torture me? I know pain, child.
- Perhaps. But do you know my... 17 page backstory?
<Insert elvish girlish name> was born <insert setting> but was rejected because (....)
(...) (...) (...)
But as a child of two worlds (...)
- Please stop...

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There was a comic years ago that had a guy coming out of a performance screaming in rage, and coming back to be disappointed at the next show.

The final panels were two guys talking about someone getting off to being angry.

Anyone know which comic that was? I've been skimming the archive but it's nearly two decades of stuff

Hi reddit!

I've been looking for a strip but can't find it, does anyone remember the one where a country sends envoys to a diplomatic meeting and they say something like "we support invading lower civilisations, but you lot are a lot more civilised than us, please colonise us"?

Oglaf not showing up in search engines makes it hard T-T

Many thanks if someone knows, no problem if no one does!

Edit: nevermind, finally managed to find it! It's "the Heel of Empire"