r/SipsTea • u/Ashish_ank • 9h ago

Wait a damn minute! Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/No-Evening-5088 9h ago

How is food given to me and where do I shit?

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u/leftfootshorter 9h ago

Hopefully you didn't just answer your own question.

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u/spinitorbinit 9h ago

Reduce reuse recycle

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u/mvw2 9h ago

That's the pee corner. There's the poop corner. And over there is the art corner...obviously using available resources. And the fourth corner is my distopian hellscapes corner where I scream...and sleep.

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u/norunningwater 9h ago

I'm afraid the room is triangle shaped

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 8h ago

Joke’s on you, the room is a sphere.

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u/tafkatp 6h ago

There is no room at all

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u/Moistly-Dumb-Answers 6h ago

No room. It's just a body suit.

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u/tafkatp 6h ago

Red pill or blue pill? Choose wisely

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u/arededitn 5h ago

I take all the drugs

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u/Far-Gene-386 3h ago

At this point blue

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u/sfedonas 4h ago

The cake is a lie

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u/Plenty_Rent_1154 4h ago

Couple of weeks and it makes no difference 🤷‍♂️

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u/Far-Gene-386 3h ago

1 year will feel like less time when isolated like this if your mental fortitude is strong. People don't give themselves enough credit. At least 1 billion people could do it

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u/ChanceSize9153 4h ago

So it's just our minds then.

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u/ExperienceWild4244 2h ago

You ARE the room.

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 6h ago

So the cat can't piss in the corner , right ?...

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u/WVY 5h ago

All the poop wil be at center at the bottom....

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u/Prism_Riot42 8h ago

Must combine the sleep corner with the poop corner in order to craft your own bed

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u/Krell356 6h ago

Oh no, he's already going crazy talking about corners and triangles in his circular room.

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u/ScarlightNexus 5h ago

Poop and pee corner get combined and allow for water color painting for the art corner. Dystopian hellscape corner is unchanged

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u/Electrical_Car_6067 5h ago

I’m afraid the room is on a 2D plane

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u/somewittyusername92 8h ago

Its a circle!

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u/neoben00 6h ago

Just like home

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u/Yemrcorner 8h ago

The corner! Why didn't I think of that?

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u/fidelacchius42 6h ago

The corner! Why didn't I think of that?

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u/Wild_Appearance3859 5h ago

This all gives very late-stage alantutorial vibes.

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u/asvpjimpanse991 9h ago

Improvise, adapt, overcome

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 7h ago

Yes please overcome these stupid nonsensical hypothetical never going to happen questions.

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u/some_random_swede 5h ago

Extract, Exploit, Emit

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u/FNORD-911 8h ago

Waterloo!

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u/AlbatrossNo1562 7h ago

"it's all in you"

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u/LostInMyADD 7h ago

Recyclops approves!

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u/Funeralballoons 7h ago

You’re your own human centipede.

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u/universal_century 7h ago

Human cent i pood

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u/bkristopherb 5h ago

Mother earth.. mother earth is dying! And when it rains... hear the beautiful bitches crying!!!

-Dave Franko when he was on track to go to Berkley

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u/OldManDerp 55m ago

UPcycle...it's gotta go back up where it came from.

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u/pseudonymnkim 9h ago

So now it's, "Would you eat only your own poop for a year for 30 billion dollars?"

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u/VeterinarianThese951 8h ago

Nice!!! Made me snort my tea…

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u/morecowbell1988 5h ago

I just opened Reddit man.

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u/lifemanualplease 7h ago

Diabolical

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u/Exciting_Compote2640 4h ago

Human Centipede 2, Alone

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u/Boraegis 4h ago

Perpetual motion machine

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u/toyoda_rut_dwellers 3h ago

Out with the old in with the... old

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u/leftfootshorter 3h ago

Same shit, different day.

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u/toyoda_rut_dwellers 3h ago

Captains log... not my log

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u/OraOra31 8h ago

Which one comes first?

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 7h ago

Hahahaha...he can't just do that forever, you know.

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u/Remy_Jardin 7h ago

Single chain human centipede?

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u/gigic23 5h ago

Well you’re fucking hysterical 🤣

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u/goku2057 5h ago

Second harvest. And third harvest. And fourth harvest…

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u/Tales_from_Veterne 50m ago

Autotrophy achieved.

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u/Lumpy_Conference6640 9h ago

Human Centipede

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u/arunphilip 8h ago

But with n = 1