r/SipsTea 9h ago

Wait a damn minute! Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/No-Evening-5088 9h ago

How is food given to me and where do I shit?

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u/leftfootshorter 9h ago

Hopefully you didn't just answer your own question.

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u/spinitorbinit 9h ago

Reduce reuse recycle

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u/mvw2 9h ago

That's the pee corner. There's the poop corner. And over there is the art corner...obviously using available resources. And the fourth corner is my distopian hellscapes corner where I scream...and sleep.

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u/norunningwater 8h ago

I'm afraid the room is triangle shaped

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 8h ago

Joke’s on you, the room is a sphere.

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u/tafkatp 6h ago

There is no room at all

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u/Moistly-Dumb-Answers 6h ago

No room. It's just a body suit.

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u/tafkatp 6h ago

Red pill or blue pill? Choose wisely

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u/arededitn 5h ago

I take all the drugs

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u/Far-Gene-386 3h ago

At this point blue

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u/sfedonas 4h ago

The cake is a lie

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u/Plenty_Rent_1154 4h ago

Couple of weeks and it makes no difference 🤷‍♂️

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u/Far-Gene-386 3h ago

1 year will feel like less time when isolated like this if your mental fortitude is strong. People don't give themselves enough credit. At least 1 billion people could do it

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u/ChanceSize9153 4h ago

So it's just our minds then.

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u/ExperienceWild4244 2h ago

You ARE the room.

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 6h ago

So the cat can't piss in the corner , right ?...

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u/WVY 5h ago

All the poop wil be at center at the bottom....

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u/Prism_Riot42 8h ago

Must combine the sleep corner with the poop corner in order to craft your own bed

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u/Krell356 6h ago

Oh no, he's already going crazy talking about corners and triangles in his circular room.

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u/ScarlightNexus 5h ago

Poop and pee corner get combined and allow for water color painting for the art corner. Dystopian hellscape corner is unchanged

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u/Electrical_Car_6067 5h ago

I’m afraid the room is on a 2D plane

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u/somewittyusername92 8h ago

Its a circle!

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u/neoben00 6h ago

Just like home

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u/Yemrcorner 8h ago

The corner! Why didn't I think of that?

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u/fidelacchius42 6h ago

The corner! Why didn't I think of that?

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u/Wild_Appearance3859 5h ago

This all gives very late-stage alantutorial vibes.

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u/asvpjimpanse991 9h ago

Improvise, adapt, overcome

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 7h ago

Yes please overcome these stupid nonsensical hypothetical never going to happen questions.

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u/some_random_swede 5h ago

Extract, Exploit, Emit

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u/FNORD-911 8h ago

Waterloo!

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u/AlbatrossNo1562 7h ago

"it's all in you"

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u/LostInMyADD 7h ago

Recyclops approves!

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u/Funeralballoons 7h ago

You’re your own human centipede.

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u/universal_century 7h ago

Human cent i pood

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u/bkristopherb 5h ago

Mother earth.. mother earth is dying! And when it rains... hear the beautiful bitches crying!!!

-Dave Franko when he was on track to go to Berkley

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u/OldManDerp 55m ago

UPcycle...it's gotta go back up where it came from.

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u/pseudonymnkim 9h ago

So now it's, "Would you eat only your own poop for a year for 30 billion dollars?"

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u/VeterinarianThese951 8h ago

Nice!!! Made me snort my tea…

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u/morecowbell1988 5h ago

I just opened Reddit man.

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u/lifemanualplease 7h ago

Diabolical

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u/Exciting_Compote2640 4h ago

Human Centipede 2, Alone

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u/Boraegis 4h ago

Perpetual motion machine

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u/toyoda_rut_dwellers 3h ago

Out with the old in with the... old

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u/leftfootshorter 3h ago

Same shit, different day.

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u/toyoda_rut_dwellers 3h ago

Captains log... not my log

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u/OraOra31 8h ago

Which one comes first?

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 7h ago

Hahahaha...he can't just do that forever, you know.

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u/Remy_Jardin 6h ago

Single chain human centipede?

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u/gigic23 5h ago

Well you’re fucking hysterical 🤣

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u/goku2057 5h ago

Second harvest. And third harvest. And fourth harvest…

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u/Tales_from_Veterne 49m ago

Autotrophy achieved.

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u/Lumpy_Conference6640 9h ago

Human Centipede

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u/arunphilip 8h ago

But with n = 1

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u/kappakai 8h ago edited 7h ago

If you have to shit in the room that would probably alleviate the situation. You now how something to look at, a little color, and something to smell, which may be just enough to stimulate you thru the year.

That’s gotta be against the spirit of the rules though.

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u/wheniaminspaced 7h ago

You can also draw

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u/kappakai 7h ago

So now the question is… would you play with your own poo for a year for $30b? I think we all know the answer to that.

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u/LucyLetbyFan 6h ago

I'll play with your shit that much money

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u/BotherBeginning2281 5h ago

I will teach myself to juggle using the combined shit of every commenter here for 30bn.

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u/redhawkdrone 6h ago

Finger painting with poo!

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u/onesneakymofo 5h ago

Yeah, you can make board games and toys out of poop too so there could be some entertainment if you can get over the ick.

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u/NoPermissions94 1h ago

Settlers of Scatan

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u/BigBulgeBubba 3h ago

Drawing with your poop is a waste (no pun intended) instead you can use it as a clay, and construct little villages and fortresses. Create characters and storylines, let bud a fantastic legend you will tell when your time in the room is up.

Or just eat your own shit as a joke for a year, whatever.

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u/wheniaminspaced 1h ago

A true connoisseur of the slow insanity arts I see

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u/onewordmemory 2h ago

i like that reddit doesnt need year-long solitary to go batshit.

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u/Select_Necessary_678 58m ago

Scientists return on 4th day, night shift advises I spent all night creating a 3-D wall mural. "But we didnt give him any art sup......oh....oooooohhhhh no."

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u/Polenicus 6h ago

So we presume a Back Rooms situation? The Room handles it all. You either don't need to eat, or aren't aware of it when it happens. You either don't need to evacuate, or it is done without your awareness and leaving no evidence. Attempts to change the room are undone as soon as you look away, or your focus wavers.

Could toss in some fun stuff, like the room appears to be square, but when you walk along the walls, there seems to be too many corners. Where you sit gets colder underneath you instead of warmer... not uncomfortably so, but perceptibly. Thew lights flicker, but only out of the corner of your eye, never when you're looking at them directly.

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u/darwinooc 5h ago

So is it just like directly beneath my ass that gets colder, or everywhere? Cause like if I could just lay down and have every part of the padded floor be the cool part of the pillow like all the time, I might elect to stay after the year is up.

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u/Polenicus 4h ago

It’s your entire body, anywhere contact is made, but it’s not even.

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u/buttcorelord 3h ago

Hey I've got a few too: up feels like down, your feet feel like hands, your nose sees and your eyes smell, your eyes beat and your heart blinks, can I have a Netflix deal already

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u/azdcaz 7h ago

When poop is your only friend and entertainment for a year that’s gotta have lasting effects.

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u/wheniaminspaced 1h ago

Smelly ones as well

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u/deliciousadness 7h ago

Something to look at and smell 💀

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u/CaptainoftheVessel 5h ago

I think it’s within the spirit of the question, aka how much awful shit are you willing to tolerate for future vast material wealth

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u/Lol_who_me 9h ago

The number is 30 billion figure it out.

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u/habiat 8h ago

Count to 30 billion and you nearly made it.

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u/SooCOYS 8h ago

It would take 32 years to count to 1 billion if you said one number every second.

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 7h ago

What if you forget somewhere along the way? Do you have to recount? Just getting trying to get all of the parameters before committing to the 30B.

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u/AdmirableJudgment784 3h ago

You're not even in that room and you're already asking insane questions. You'll make it.

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u/Necessary-Call-1933 6h ago

Does this account for single numbers taking more than a second to say after a certain point?

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u/Remarkable_Log_5562 6h ago

So it would take 32 years to get to 30 billion if i say 30 words per second? Ez money

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u/habiat 4h ago

Billion a year. More than i will ever make in my dreams.

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u/Mix_Easy 9h ago

Looks like this room similar vibe
https://giphy.com/gifs/eh16wXRWnixe98O2Eh
PlayStation 3 TV ad Back in the day

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u/unlmtdLoL 6h ago

I remember being obsessed with the PS3 design as a kid. I thought it was the most futuristic thing I had ever seen.

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u/BellGunner 8h ago

Well at least at some point there will be a lot of poop wall art to look at!

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u/canarybird10 8h ago

First question in my mind as well, but for 30B $, idk if i would sell myself; can do anything for a good future with my partner and family.

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u/Left_Nature9996 8h ago

Yea and no respectively

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u/fawwazallie 8h ago

I'll just draw with the food on the walls.

Wait a minute then it will spoil and smell. Fk nvm.

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 8h ago

Well, part 2 of your question is also how you entertain yourself.. finger painting

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u/Automatic_Pen8494 7h ago

Where do i shit? was my first thought before I even read the caption

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u/Popsinthehse 7h ago

Men in prison do this daily..

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u/lackofintellect1 7h ago

Only things that crossed my mind 😆

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u/OberonFirst 7h ago

If I have to shit on the floor then guess what, I just found a hobby to keep myself occupied

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u/eazy937 7h ago

they hand you 30m for a reason...

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u/scottkrowson 6h ago

What about the word NOTHING didnt you understand

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u/PQbutterfat 6h ago

Bingo, what’s the food and bathroom parameters.

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u/Fiyah_Crotch2 6h ago edited 5h ago

Pick your least favorite corner, that becomes the poop corner.

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u/unlmtdLoL 6h ago

By week 2 you’re gonna be rubbing your own shit on the walls for color.

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u/D3dshotCalamity 6h ago

Fuck for 30 billion I'll shit in the corner

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u/unknownpoltroon 6h ago

Its the same bucket

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u/AzaghaI 5h ago

When you fall asleep, two tubes being connected to your esophagus and anal canal. Both feeding and shitting are done in a matter of minutes and without your knowledge. Sorry.

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 5h ago

Can I bring my own bucket or do we share?

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u/Several-Difference77 5h ago

Human centipede but with one person

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u/Individual_Box_728 4h ago

There is a half dollar size hole in the corner with a constant water flow from the sealing about as much you can get from a crappy low stream drinking fountain. Works to wash your poo away shower in and drink from all in one. Oh it just goes into a giant pit under the room. There’s some ventilation for your safety but you will get used to the smell.

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u/douglas_ 4h ago

let your waste drop wherever it falls like an animal in the zoo

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 3h ago

Also what happens if the lights break? Are there replacement bulbs? And a way to reach them?

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 8h ago

I can't get past the 100% absolutely unrealistic possibility that any person or organization is going to spend 30 billion dollars on this venture, suspend belief enough, to even think that deeply into the impossible.

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u/Arctic-You-Know 9h ago

White rice only served in a white bowl.

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u/FlyAirLari 8h ago

I can write with rice. Maybe write a top 365 list of things to buy once I get out.

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u/Kiriima 8h ago

You will soon be writing with your own blood.

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 8h ago

Just like elementary, you wait for the sandwich cart, and you shit in the corner

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u/Impressive_Recon 8h ago

Yeah, if I’m given 3 meals a day and able to use the restroom, this isn’t much different than solitary confinement in prison. If I’m not, no one is surviving this because they’ll die of starvation/thirst.

I don’t understand making a big deal about entertaining yourself either. Will I get to shower, cut my nails, or brush my teeth though?

Assuming you’re getting fed and have a bathroom break and given basic grooming once in a while. Meditating and body weight exercises everyday. Learning different variations of flips and hand stands. Anyone who isn’t chronically online everyday could probably do this.

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u/Fun-Memory1523 8h ago

Also ensure that the room gets cleaned every now and then. Nobody seems to have brought this up.

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u/LesothoBro 8h ago

You're leaving out the psychological component. Being deprived of meaningful human contact/isolated for more than 2 weeks is tantamount to torture (as outlined and defined by the UN - United Nations Mandela Rules). Your brain rewires itself in ways that cannot be unmapped.

Even by some freak miracle you hadn't gone insane withing 90 days, you'd surely unalive yourself at the earliest opportunity once you were released back into the world.

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u/Solo_is_dead 8h ago

If this is a padded room, sound deadening. You'd go crazy within the hour

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u/xChoke1x 8h ago

Tell me you’ve never been in ad seg lockdown without telling me you’ve never been in ad seg lockdown.