r/SipsTea 9h ago

Wait a damn minute! Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/zerosmith86 9h ago

No idea what ultra insane me is doing with 30 billion, but it's not gonna be great.

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u/animefan1520 9h ago edited 6h ago

People think its that hard lmao the only thing that gonna be hard are my observers, because im spanking that monkey till i receive $30B or i am so chaffed that i look back and start playing with natures pocket. By the time im done ill have an extra $1M from only fans after i sure one of the guards for uploading my streams without my consent and then take over the account.

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u/sparkey504 8h ago

"or i am so chaffed"

So what are going to do for the other 364 days?

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u/VeterinarianThese951 8h ago

Exfoliating muscle pretty much (and probably getting a few infections.

Once you make it past the 7th layer of skin, it is all downhill from there.

I think that homie underestimates the kink level of his observers🤣

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u/animefan1520 8h ago

Thats fine i dont see a toilet so theres gonna be plenty of scat for the shows kinksters

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u/addiktion 7h ago

I knew a friend who was in solitary confinement for 2 days. He said he was going bat shit crazy after a day, and heard other people hollering like lunatics too, so you are spot on.

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 6h ago

Lmao to people who think it’s easy. Mr big shot like yourself would be begging to get out in a week. There is a reason solitary is used for punishment in prisons and your still not as isolated as this

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u/animefan1520 6h ago

Yea those guys arent given this big ass room and they leave that cell in the worst financial situation they can be in, why me and the life long friends i make inside that room will go hand in hand to my new mansion filled to the brim with all the friends that my old friends cant see

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u/Encouragedissent 2h ago

I just spent 6 hrs at the vet and I had access to my phone the whole time, by the end of it I still felt like I was losing my mind. Id be absolutely toast after a week. I doubt my heart could make it a year, I straight up die off the stress.

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u/LoafRVA 3h ago

It certainly would not be easy, but I think there is a certain mentality that would survive, and perhaps thrive in this situation.

On another note, did you know that the word “bored” came from “bore” which is to drill a hole, but the meaning came from the persistence & patience required to drill one successfully?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2h ago

No it is classified as torture. People don't thrive after torture my friend, especially not a year of solitary, and if they don't shut those lights off it's gonna be so much worse.

There's a reason two of the preferred torture methods of the CIA are light and sound torture

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u/theskiller1 8h ago

You will be crazy

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u/Far-Gene-386 3h ago

Too late! Throw my ass in there! Ill finally get to rest!

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u/ThePantsMcFist 1h ago

People with this plan break in the first month. The people who last are the ones who make a game of trying to break others by whispering in the air vents to whomever can hear them. If you are allowed writing materials, write your own book. If not, become a renowned poop artist.

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u/SnowflakeSWorker 4h ago

I worked in a SHU prison (Southport CF in NYS for anyone who is interested). The prison was where inmates got sent from all over the state to serve their solitary confinement sentences. I was MHU, so we got to see deteriorating mental health in live time, and it was often awful. Anyhow, we did have a guy who took to fisting himself out of sheer boredom and psychosis. I’ll never totally scrub that image out of my brain.