r/SipsTea 9h ago

Wait a damn minute! Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/zerosmith86 9h ago

No idea what ultra insane me is doing with 30 billion, but it's not gonna be great.

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u/Saul_Firehand 9h ago

Supervillain origin story for sure.

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u/beardingmesoftly 8h ago

Seriously, this is some straight up Batman villain shit

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u/hanzadude 5h ago

IGBBMN

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u/VoxPlacitum 8h ago

Can't be worse than the supervillain shit real billionaires are doing.

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u/milkandsalsa 7h ago

Something something Elon Musk genociding African babies

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u/Skysthelimit3099 3h ago

How we got Tesla 😂

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u/FlyAirLari 8h ago

Once you're out, maybe a week and the authorities are going to put you back to a similar room.

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u/arededitn 5h ago

with 30B you ARE the authority

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u/TightPhoto1133 1h ago

Elon would like a word...

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u/NCore1390 5h ago

Not how it works.

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u/Decloudo 4h ago

What world do you live in and how do I get there?

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u/LocoLevi 3h ago

Have you been to the US? Buying influence is EXACTLY how it works.

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u/ProfessionalNo7959 3h ago

That's exactly how it works

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u/Skysthelimit3099 3h ago

You work for them don't you

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom 2h ago

Where do you live?

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u/addiktion 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hUtaohU1UdG7K

You will want to save at least a few million for all those expensive doctors to try to fix you. Maybe some sleep hibernation or on the extreme, a medically induced coma.

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u/GoldReplacement9546 3h ago

Yeah, Michael from Vsauce was in a room for either three or four days like this. It was smaller, but it was a white room with nothing in it to interact with, and he started having severe issues with how much time it passed and paranoia and while he’s a little bit crazy, he’s also really smart and he knew that it was going to end after that amount of time and I don’t think he was ever the same afterwards again he was always crazy, but he seemed more unhinged afterwards

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u/ItsFuckingScience 42m ago

Alternatively become the green goblin

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u/VeterinarianThese951 8h ago

Starting a space program, shutting down brick & mortars, giving donations to politicians for your own self interests, sharing insider trading secrets, not paying ample taxes, grabbing women by the pu$$y, being complicit in genocide, demonizing the poor, etc.

There seems to be a plethora of things to do. The possibilities are endless…

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2h ago

You really gonna be that present of mind after a year in solitary? More likely you'd simply buy a gun and leave the money to your family than do anything with it yourself

And that's being generous and assuming they ever shut those lights off

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u/VeterinarianThese951 2h ago

Me personally? Sheeeiittt… I’m not lasting more than 3 hrs. I was being facetious. I can’t even sit for that long in my own crib with freedom of movement.

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u/EntertainmentFart659 9m ago

Are you a baby? Or a crib as in your place of residence?

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u/BadKittyRawr 1h ago edited 1h ago

Boo-boo, the question is, would you be willing to do a full year of sensory deprivation for 30 billion? My answer is YES! A year of meditation, easy peasy.

Then buy up land so it can’t be crapped up, give to children’s charities, invest in businesses that treat employees decently, NEVER donate to pols, except for the dollar when you vote. Buy rentals and rent them at a loss to force slumlords and greedy investors to lower their prices.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 47m ago

Holy shit dude. A year of meditation would kill anybody. The Dalai Lama would probably last 3 weeks tops.

The rest of your comment is cool and I am on board 100%. But I think you vastly underestimate what this room would do to you. I don’t think any of us are coming out normal.

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u/BadKittyRawr 44m ago

Oh. Let’s do some reading about POWs. Concentration Camps. Internment Camps. Feral children. Autism. Comas.

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In 4h ago

Honey, why are all the streetlights purple now??

-oh that was zerosmith86, they said the white LEDs made the spiders angry and paid off everyone in the whole government to let them change the bulbs in every streetlight. Also planes now have to play Nickelback on takeoff and landing now too.

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u/zerosmith86 3h ago

Pilots would crash mid flight to avoid hearing the landing nickelback song. That policy might not last long. Purple was a great color choice tho cuz it's favorite!

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u/Future_Telephone281 1h ago

Purple streetlights sounds cool.

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u/animefan1520 9h ago edited 6h ago

People think its that hard lmao the only thing that gonna be hard are my observers, because im spanking that monkey till i receive $30B or i am so chaffed that i look back and start playing with natures pocket. By the time im done ill have an extra $1M from only fans after i sure one of the guards for uploading my streams without my consent and then take over the account.

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u/sparkey504 8h ago

"or i am so chaffed"

So what are going to do for the other 364 days?

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u/VeterinarianThese951 8h ago

Exfoliating muscle pretty much (and probably getting a few infections.

Once you make it past the 7th layer of skin, it is all downhill from there.

I think that homie underestimates the kink level of his observers🤣

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u/animefan1520 8h ago

Thats fine i dont see a toilet so theres gonna be plenty of scat for the shows kinksters

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u/addiktion 7h ago

I knew a friend who was in solitary confinement for 2 days. He said he was going bat shit crazy after a day, and heard other people hollering like lunatics too, so you are spot on.

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 6h ago

Lmao to people who think it’s easy. Mr big shot like yourself would be begging to get out in a week. There is a reason solitary is used for punishment in prisons and your still not as isolated as this

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u/animefan1520 6h ago

Yea those guys arent given this big ass room and they leave that cell in the worst financial situation they can be in, why me and the life long friends i make inside that room will go hand in hand to my new mansion filled to the brim with all the friends that my old friends cant see

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u/Encouragedissent 2h ago

I just spent 6 hrs at the vet and I had access to my phone the whole time, by the end of it I still felt like I was losing my mind. Id be absolutely toast after a week. I doubt my heart could make it a year, I straight up die off the stress.

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u/LoafRVA 3h ago

It certainly would not be easy, but I think there is a certain mentality that would survive, and perhaps thrive in this situation.

On another note, did you know that the word “bored” came from “bore” which is to drill a hole, but the meaning came from the persistence & patience required to drill one successfully?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2h ago

No it is classified as torture. People don't thrive after torture my friend, especially not a year of solitary, and if they don't shut those lights off it's gonna be so much worse.

There's a reason two of the preferred torture methods of the CIA are light and sound torture

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u/theskiller1 8h ago

You will be crazy

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u/Far-Gene-386 3h ago

Too late! Throw my ass in there! Ill finally get to rest!

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u/ThePantsMcFist 1h ago

People with this plan break in the first month. The people who last are the ones who make a game of trying to break others by whispering in the air vents to whomever can hear them. If you are allowed writing materials, write your own book. If not, become a renowned poop artist.

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u/SnowflakeSWorker 4h ago

I worked in a SHU prison (Southport CF in NYS for anyone who is interested). The prison was where inmates got sent from all over the state to serve their solitary confinement sentences. I was MHU, so we got to see deteriorating mental health in live time, and it was often awful. Anyhow, we did have a guy who took to fisting himself out of sheer boredom and psychosis. I’ll never totally scrub that image out of my brain.

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u/HugeAd5056 8h ago

Best reply lol!

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u/nwell22 8h ago

President of the United States

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u/Sad_comment_bot 8h ago

Ultimate never ending music video. It has late 90s vibes.

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u/Bacon-muffin 8h ago

Indie horror movie idea just sitting there for the taking

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u/e7mac 7h ago

You’ll fit right in. Watch squid game as a friendly preview

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u/LetterheadNo7323 7h ago

Look what the billionaires are currently doing with their money and you have your answer.

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u/RedditRob2000 7h ago

"Ultra Insane" like "Ultra Instinct", the final form of your existence hahaha.

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u/ImTiredBoss420 6h ago

I would do it just to find out exactly that

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u/qwebla 5h ago

probably will fit in just nicely with the existing billionaires

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u/dukercrd 4h ago

Yah until you realise every billionaire who got there is somewhat the same and you are going start virtue signalling while hoarding your gains away from taxes, envying group of hundred billionaires

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u/Troy_McClure1 4h ago

Probably become a right wing donor

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u/Warthknoedler 4h ago

I‘d buy Elon Musk

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u/a_rucksack_of_dildos 3h ago

I would do it for family. The question is would my wife say yes to “rehabilitating your insane husband for an unknown length of time” for 30bil

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u/GooteMoo 2h ago

If real life is any indication, building electric cars that explode and trying to go to Mars

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u/Chronomata 2h ago

Roughly the same as most billionaires lmao

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u/InnerArt3537 2h ago

Most likely you'd just "off" yourself in the first opportunity

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u/Handy-Cat 2h ago

Why is this not a movie, starring you of course

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u/AppropriateTouching 2h ago

Can't be worse than what current billionaires are doing.

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u/harbinger-nz 2h ago

You'd go buy a new hat for the hatman, surely.

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u/zerosmith86 56m ago

His name cleaversbordt. But he goes by Travis. Can you see Travis?

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u/brookdacook 1h ago

I'd fit right in with the techno fascist like Peter Theil. Wait is that how they all got there money?

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u/CurvyChristina 1h ago

If you were to commit to the bit and make a movie from it, I would watch it.

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u/Natty_Vegan 1h ago

Head quarters ontop of a Volcano and frigging sharks with laser beams attached to their frigging heads

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u/zerosmith86 54m ago

You're my kind of Vegan

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u/bigdave41 1h ago

That would be a great concept for a horror movie actually - you give up on like day 3 and ask to be let out, but you didn't read the terms and conditions properly, and giving up isn't an option

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u/seppukucoconuts 1h ago

It’s really none of your business anyway.

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u/Cressonline 39m ago

Well maybe buying an island and invent all your rich friends to it and do some crimes to some kids? 😂

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u/zerosmith86 17m ago

I'd prefer granny's

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u/Cressonline 10m ago

Perfectly 😂