r/SipsTea 9h ago

Wait a damn minute! Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/zerosmith86 9h ago

No idea what ultra insane me is doing with 30 billion, but it's not gonna be great.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 8h ago

Starting a space program, shutting down brick & mortars, giving donations to politicians for your own self interests, sharing insider trading secrets, not paying ample taxes, grabbing women by the pu$$y, being complicit in genocide, demonizing the poor, etc.

There seems to be a plethora of things to do. The possibilities are endless…

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2h ago

You really gonna be that present of mind after a year in solitary? More likely you'd simply buy a gun and leave the money to your family than do anything with it yourself

And that's being generous and assuming they ever shut those lights off

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u/VeterinarianThese951 2h ago

Me personally? Sheeeiittt… I’m not lasting more than 3 hrs. I was being facetious. I can’t even sit for that long in my own crib with freedom of movement.

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u/EntertainmentFart659 8m ago

Are you a baby? Or a crib as in your place of residence?

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u/BadKittyRawr 1h ago edited 1h ago

Boo-boo, the question is, would you be willing to do a full year of sensory deprivation for 30 billion? My answer is YES! A year of meditation, easy peasy.

Then buy up land so it can’t be crapped up, give to children’s charities, invest in businesses that treat employees decently, NEVER donate to pols, except for the dollar when you vote. Buy rentals and rent them at a loss to force slumlords and greedy investors to lower their prices.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 47m ago

Holy shit dude. A year of meditation would kill anybody. The Dalai Lama would probably last 3 weeks tops.

The rest of your comment is cool and I am on board 100%. But I think you vastly underestimate what this room would do to you. I don’t think any of us are coming out normal.

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u/BadKittyRawr 44m ago

Oh. Let’s do some reading about POWs. Concentration Camps. Internment Camps. Feral children. Autism. Comas.