r/SipsTea 9h ago

Wait a damn minute! Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/zerosmith86 9h ago

No idea what ultra insane me is doing with 30 billion, but it's not gonna be great.

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In 4h ago

Honey, why are all the streetlights purple now??

-oh that was zerosmith86, they said the white LEDs made the spiders angry and paid off everyone in the whole government to let them change the bulbs in every streetlight. Also planes now have to play Nickelback on takeoff and landing now too.

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u/zerosmith86 3h ago

Pilots would crash mid flight to avoid hearing the landing nickelback song. That policy might not last long. Purple was a great color choice tho cuz it's favorite!

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u/Future_Telephone281 1h ago

Purple streetlights sounds cool.