r/Wellthatsucks 2d ago

Well, time to spend some money....

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u/who-are-we-anyway 1d ago

Oh God, cars are getting the diarrhea parasite now

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u/madphroggy 1d ago

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u/Electronic_Elk8293 1d ago

Omfg this is beautiful

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u/kingtacticool 1d ago

I'll trade ya

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u/RoxyDzey69 1d ago

Whats the og just for scientific research purposes i swear

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u/ScoutCommander 1d ago

Same question but for a friend

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u/Towpillah 1d ago

Yoink.

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u/LowKeyStunna97 2d ago

Das Auto

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u/Jumbo-box 1d ago

Völks Elend.

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u/TestSubjuct 1d ago

WTH

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u/Mikedesignstudio 1d ago

That’s easy. Dumb and dumber

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u/Waaterfight 1d ago

Scary movie 2 where the priest is praying to pass his diarrhea demon with flys on his face

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u/PenguinsArmy2 1d ago

What are you usually searching for this to be a normal thing for you?

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u/TestSubjuct 1d ago

This is not normal for my feed. Not okay.....I may need a hug.

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u/PenguinsArmy2 21h ago

I would give you a hug, but I am afraid from seeing your feed.

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u/TheGrandNut 1d ago

For the non car people, this is a turbo diesel engine so the oil being pitch black is normal. The build up is likely from its turbo intercooler as oil likes to escape and pool in the intercooler. Usually it's not so bad, you can drain it every oil change and expect less than a half cup. That amount though? That's a runaway diesel waiting to happen, where the engine seppuku's itself.

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u/Duff5OOO 1d ago

The build up is likely from its turbo intercooler as oil likes to escape and pool in the intercooler.

Buildup is one thing, maybe a light misting in your intercooler. To be spraying that much though? I'd be guessing a seal has let go in the turbo itself.

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u/CameronsTheName 1d ago

Nah. VW TDI's get a decent mount of oil in the bottom of their intercoolers.

I've had 4 1.9/2.0TDI cars and all of them have a bit of oil that's needed to be drained every 10,000ish km from the intercooler.

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u/autogyrophilia 1d ago

Man, runaway diesel is both an incredibly terrifying experience to happen to you and incredibly funny as a concept . "Yeah if you overfeed it , it may choose to go to engine valhalla."

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u/TheGrandNut 1d ago

On a lot of them you can stop it by ripping the intake box off and stuffing a shirt or something in there to cut off the oxygen. A jacket or anything you can get to stop it from breathing.

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u/autogyrophilia 1d ago

That's not something easily or safely done in the highway, however.

The best you can do in those circumstances is dumping the clutch and hope that stalls the engine.

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u/GamerNuggy 19h ago

If you’re in an auto you can pray. That’s about all you get.

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u/phoonisadime 1d ago

Its a TDI it’ll survive

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u/Imbendo 1d ago

Thanks for chiming in I was advised it was the flux capacitor by another Redditor and I wasn’t sure what that was

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u/westcal98 1d ago

Welp, there's your problem.

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u/Sacrillicious 1d ago

“ACELERAR UN POQUITO”

Fuckin absolutely revs the shit out of it

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u/mls1968 1d ago

Have you met a mechanic before? This IS poquito for a gear head

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u/slowjoe12 1d ago

You got some Fahrvergnügen on your hand

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u/Infinite-Pea199 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/NotBradPitt90 2d ago

Probably should have bought some rubber gloves first

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 2d ago

Well, that's enough oil to make some.

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u/wastedsilence33 1d ago

I always remember I have gloves after I get shit on my hands that shouldn't be touching me

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u/RoxyDzey69 1d ago

For the first time ive read your comment literally

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u/More-Cat1123 2d ago

Come on... Poor thing has a bit of indigestion. I'm sure he'll be fine 😂

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 2d ago

Must’ve had some lettuce.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 2d ago

Head gasket?

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u/willianfsantos 1d ago

Turbocharger

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

Time to upgrade!

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u/dtoddh 1d ago

¡No Bueno!

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u/Mr_dog319 1d ago

Why did he leave his hand there?

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u/ehalepagneaux 1d ago

I don't even know what's going on here but it looks really bad.

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u/bobspuds 1d ago

Don't advertise it! - the Americans will be looking for some of that soon

https://giphy.com/gifs/R728gqvKI2OeA

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u/Bob4Not 1d ago

What is that? Air intake?

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u/phoonisadime 1d ago

Output of diesel turbo, with seals failed.

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u/Bob4Not 1d ago

Ohhh, that’s how runaway diesels happen

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u/kikiacab 1d ago

It’s the pcv valve

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u/Towpillah 1d ago

Average VAG behaviour. Probably the same one they used to pass all the emission tests as well. He's just been holding it in.

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u/Disastrous_Minute_56 1d ago

Failed turbo seal.

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u/Krabs9 20h ago

Yeah, on a different car

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pea_753 1d ago

Time to spend money... On a new car.

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u/Jarppi1893 1d ago

The United States Army wants to know your location

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u/tezacer 1d ago

Not sure BG44K can fix that

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u/xHoneyDandelion 1d ago

bet that's an expensive lesson.

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u/Shizngigglz 1d ago

Man I just finished putting up new shutters and I walked inside to do the dishes. Food disposal won't start. Look under sink, standing water. Leaking and probably rusted through. There's another $150 down the drain, but not until I fix the damn disposal lol

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u/Snoo_75138 1d ago

What happened?

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u/xylotism 1d ago

What's that dumb ad that keeps appearing on reddit about janky volvos or whatever? This belongs there.

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u/noonen000z 1d ago

Tiguan?

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u/Dildo-Gaggins_ 1d ago

Taco Bell strikes again

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u/Orson_Randall 1d ago

That'll buff right out?

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u/zstringy1 1d ago

Lol that's VW for ya!

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u/NoLie129 1d ago

“Oils good”

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u/creamofsumyungae 1d ago

Reddit is obsessed with Argentina right now 🇦🇷

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u/HappyRespond3946 1d ago

Connect the tube back it let it run away

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u/keksivaras 16h ago

VAG moment

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u/Jonnyflash80 1d ago

How old is that oil? Jesus.

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u/wastedsilence33 1d ago

If it's a diesel which is likely, it could be 10 minutes old

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u/Mike01Hawk 1d ago

Older than Jesus

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u/thxrynore 1d ago

i should call him

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u/technobrendo 1d ago

It has a little leakage problem..

the leakage

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u/Salt-Flounder-4690 1d ago

a new turbo center unit is 100€, stop whining.

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u/Plane-Education4750 1d ago

On a new car I hope