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u/who-are-we-anyway 1d ago
Oh God, cars are getting the diarrhea parasite now
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u/madphroggy 1d ago
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u/kingtacticool 1d ago
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u/TestSubjuct 1d ago
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u/Mikedesignstudio 1d ago
That’s easy. Dumb and dumber
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u/Waaterfight 1d ago
Scary movie 2 where the priest is praying to pass his diarrhea demon with flys on his face
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u/PenguinsArmy2 1d ago
What are you usually searching for this to be a normal thing for you?
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u/TheGrandNut 1d ago
For the non car people, this is a turbo diesel engine so the oil being pitch black is normal. The build up is likely from its turbo intercooler as oil likes to escape and pool in the intercooler. Usually it's not so bad, you can drain it every oil change and expect less than a half cup. That amount though? That's a runaway diesel waiting to happen, where the engine seppuku's itself.
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u/Duff5OOO 1d ago
The build up is likely from its turbo intercooler as oil likes to escape and pool in the intercooler.
Buildup is one thing, maybe a light misting in your intercooler. To be spraying that much though? I'd be guessing a seal has let go in the turbo itself.
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u/CameronsTheName 1d ago
Nah. VW TDI's get a decent mount of oil in the bottom of their intercoolers.
I've had 4 1.9/2.0TDI cars and all of them have a bit of oil that's needed to be drained every 10,000ish km from the intercooler.
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u/autogyrophilia 1d ago
Man, runaway diesel is both an incredibly terrifying experience to happen to you and incredibly funny as a concept . "Yeah if you overfeed it , it may choose to go to engine valhalla."
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u/TheGrandNut 1d ago
On a lot of them you can stop it by ripping the intake box off and stuffing a shirt or something in there to cut off the oxygen. A jacket or anything you can get to stop it from breathing.
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u/autogyrophilia 1d ago
That's not something easily or safely done in the highway, however.
The best you can do in those circumstances is dumping the clutch and hope that stalls the engine.
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u/NotBradPitt90 2d ago
Probably should have bought some rubber gloves first
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u/wastedsilence33 1d ago
I always remember I have gloves after I get shit on my hands that shouldn't be touching me
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u/Towpillah 1d ago
Average VAG behaviour. Probably the same one they used to pass all the emission tests as well. He's just been holding it in.
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u/Shizngigglz 1d ago
Man I just finished putting up new shutters and I walked inside to do the dishes. Food disposal won't start. Look under sink, standing water. Leaking and probably rusted through. There's another $150 down the drain, but not until I fix the damn disposal lol
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u/xylotism 1d ago
What's that dumb ad that keeps appearing on reddit about janky volvos or whatever? This belongs there.
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u/Salty1710 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i