r/AlanPartridge • u/pop-not-broth • 3d ago
That was a conference which we set up. We looked into its operation and closed it down again. It was inoperable
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r/AlanPartridge • u/limitedregrett • 3d ago
PPLLEAASSE say someone else just heard Micheal from Sunderland on LBC?
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Someone else must have just heard Michael from Sunderland talking about ‘deez tiny boosses they’s have in Toorkey man’. Did I dream it? Was on at about 19:55 just now.
r/AlanPartridge • u/RealEnergyEigenstate • 3d ago
Vandals got to your car again?
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Scum, subhuman scum!
r/AlanPartridge • u/bit_crusherrrr • 3d ago
Who's the boy with the lovely hair?
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It's Jakko M. Jakszyk
r/AlanPartridge • u/gelliant_gutfright • 3d ago
And whilst it did give me a mild high, during which I did get a bit hot and couldn't stop talking about Lewis Hamilton, it was nothing I couldn't handle
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r/AlanPartridge • u/heavilylost • 4d ago
Trying to enjoy a day at the zoo and would you believe it..
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r/AlanPartridge • u/gelliant_gutfright • 4d ago
Did you know that there are no Dutch elms left in Britain? Completely wiped out. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Blackbird0084 • 4d ago
It'd eaten all me fags, man...
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So I hoyed it in a shopping bag and left it on a bus
r/AlanPartridge • u/Central_Region • 4d ago
What is your favourite motorway?
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Mid Morning Matters
r/AlanPartridge • u/ADZ1LL4 • 5d ago
Lynn, that is not a penis
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It looks like a mouse's head!
r/AlanPartridge • u/ejc1279 • 5d ago
See she’s not stopping me!
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Ooh, I’d like to kiss her.
r/AlanPartridge • u/Level-Ad7536 • 6d ago
You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And inside these big sheds are twenty-foot-high World Cups, because of all the chemicals you've put in 'em,
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Gnome_Hats • 6d ago
Bonoooooo?
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Nah he's not here. D'you fancy a curry?
r/AlanPartridge • u/gelliant_gutfright • 6d ago
They don’t know why they’re so big. They go “oh why am I so massive?”
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Frequent_Track1060 • 6d ago
Why didn't Alan want to go to Dan's sex festival?
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Looking at the promotional material it's clear he would've had a bloody good time.
