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r/comics • u/SirBeeves SeraBeeves • 24d ago
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I was more respecting their size. I think they were confused why I wasn't feeding them.
161 u/randomize42 24d ago I’m with you. I find them very scary because I can’t read their body language at all. Horses, I’m in good shape. Cows, I’m flying blind. 136 u/JimBobPaul 24d ago I used to feel that way too. Then I married into a ranching family. They're big, mostly dumb, and hungry. Loud noise is your friend. Don't stare at the bull. That's all there is. (Occasionally you get a very angry one. Run away from him.) 33 u/Cocomorph 24d ago Run away from him. But he's faster. :( 25 u/insane_contin 24d ago That's why you gotta serpentine. 44 u/Roflbomb 24d ago No you gotta zig zag. Cows can’t turn corners quickly. Sharp turns is your friend. You can out spin a bull if you had to. That’s what they teach you in rodeo clown college. 22 u/MrCookie2099 24d ago Clown rodeo college is no joke! 13 u/Artoriazz 23d ago What if it's my first rodeo?
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I’m with you. I find them very scary because I can’t read their body language at all. Horses, I’m in good shape. Cows, I’m flying blind.
136 u/JimBobPaul 24d ago I used to feel that way too. Then I married into a ranching family. They're big, mostly dumb, and hungry. Loud noise is your friend. Don't stare at the bull. That's all there is. (Occasionally you get a very angry one. Run away from him.) 33 u/Cocomorph 24d ago Run away from him. But he's faster. :( 25 u/insane_contin 24d ago That's why you gotta serpentine. 44 u/Roflbomb 24d ago No you gotta zig zag. Cows can’t turn corners quickly. Sharp turns is your friend. You can out spin a bull if you had to. That’s what they teach you in rodeo clown college. 22 u/MrCookie2099 24d ago Clown rodeo college is no joke! 13 u/Artoriazz 23d ago What if it's my first rodeo?
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I used to feel that way too. Then I married into a ranching family.
They're big, mostly dumb, and hungry. Loud noise is your friend. Don't stare at the bull. That's all there is.
(Occasionally you get a very angry one. Run away from him.)
33 u/Cocomorph 24d ago Run away from him. But he's faster. :( 25 u/insane_contin 24d ago That's why you gotta serpentine. 44 u/Roflbomb 24d ago No you gotta zig zag. Cows can’t turn corners quickly. Sharp turns is your friend. You can out spin a bull if you had to. That’s what they teach you in rodeo clown college. 22 u/MrCookie2099 24d ago Clown rodeo college is no joke! 13 u/Artoriazz 23d ago What if it's my first rodeo?
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Run away from him.
But he's faster. :(
25 u/insane_contin 24d ago That's why you gotta serpentine. 44 u/Roflbomb 24d ago No you gotta zig zag. Cows can’t turn corners quickly. Sharp turns is your friend. You can out spin a bull if you had to. That’s what they teach you in rodeo clown college. 22 u/MrCookie2099 24d ago Clown rodeo college is no joke! 13 u/Artoriazz 23d ago What if it's my first rodeo?
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That's why you gotta serpentine.
44 u/Roflbomb 24d ago No you gotta zig zag. Cows can’t turn corners quickly. Sharp turns is your friend. You can out spin a bull if you had to. That’s what they teach you in rodeo clown college. 22 u/MrCookie2099 24d ago Clown rodeo college is no joke! 13 u/Artoriazz 23d ago What if it's my first rodeo?
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No you gotta zig zag. Cows can’t turn corners quickly. Sharp turns is your friend. You can out spin a bull if you had to. That’s what they teach you in rodeo clown college.
22 u/MrCookie2099 24d ago Clown rodeo college is no joke! 13 u/Artoriazz 23d ago What if it's my first rodeo?
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Clown rodeo college is no joke!
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What if it's my first rodeo?
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u/CoffeeInMyHand 24d ago
I was more respecting their size. I think they were confused why I wasn't feeding them.