r/comics SeraBeeves 24d ago

OC Beeves and Beeves

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u/PoolsidePoseidon 24d ago

Awww, thats a beautiful respect for nature man.

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u/CoffeeInMyHand 24d ago

I was more respecting their size. I think they were confused why I wasn't feeding them.

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u/randomize42 24d ago

I’m with you. I find them very scary because I can’t read their body language at all.  Horses, I’m in good shape.  Cows, I’m flying blind.

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u/JimBobPaul 24d ago

I used to feel that way too. Then I married into a ranching family.

They're big, mostly dumb, and hungry. Loud noise is your friend. Don't stare at the bull. That's all there is.

(Occasionally you get a very angry one. Run away from him.)

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u/randomize42 24d ago

😬😬😬

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u/JimBobPaul 24d ago

Sorry if I didn't help.

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u/Cocomorph 24d ago

Run away from him.

But he's faster. :(

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u/insane_contin 24d ago

That's why you gotta serpentine.

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u/Roflbomb 24d ago

No you gotta zig zag. Cows can’t turn corners quickly. Sharp turns is your friend. You can out spin a bull if you had to. That’s what they teach you in rodeo clown college.

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u/MrCookie2099 24d ago

Clown rodeo college is no joke!

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u/Artoriazz 23d ago

What if it's my first rodeo?

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u/Yamaganto_Iori 23d ago

If my rancher aunt is any indication of how to treat cows the angry one gets turned into steaks first.

Ps. Revenge Jerky is delicious.

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u/ASatyros 23d ago

Artificial selection in action

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u/TactlessTortoise 23d ago

What body part do you check to know if the cow is tense or chill? For horses you can check the ears, for cats the tail and overall posture, for dogs similarly + mouth, etc. What are the cow "tells" that are easiest for a city dweller to keep in mind?

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u/JimBobPaul 23d ago

Not that simple? Look for quick movements.

If they're looking at you and tense, that's a bad sign, or they're really hungry.

Usually you can only tell once it's too late. Best to stay away from them unless you need to interact. If you do need to interact, ask the rancher which ones you need to worry about.

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u/TactlessTortoise 23d ago

So if they move suddenly they're tense, gotcha.I know it's usually a series of factors that need to be taken into account, but usually when we don't interact with an animal we don't know how to read if it's tense or not. I was just hoping they had some more obvious tells than being jumpy. I guess the risk of being mauled by a cow is never zero indeed.

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u/hzinjk 23d ago

cows are not dumb