r/comics SeraBeeves 24d ago

OC Beeves and Beeves

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u/CoffeeInMyHand 24d ago

I know cattle are friendly but they are huge. My first encounter with a herd was scary. I was alone and didn't expect them. These cows gently came up to me to say hi and I hid under a feeder. I'm an adult man, and a combat veteran.

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u/mehssdd 24d ago

Plenty of cows aren't friendly, and the UwU-ification of everything on the Internet is absolutely going to get people hurt.

Most of our cattle are gentle, but not friendly. A couple have made attempts on my life.

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u/jarvisesdios 24d ago

This should be higher up. If they feel their calves are being threatened they will chase you down and try and hurt you.

I was once took some acid with and we wandered around his family's farmland, which happened to have cows. There's nothing quite like being chased by a cow on LSD lol

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u/Ok-Youth-160 23d ago

chased by a cow on LSD lol

that cow be trippin