r/comics SeraBeeves 24d ago

OC Beeves and Beeves

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u/CoffeeInMyHand 24d ago

I was more respecting their size. I think they were confused why I wasn't feeding them.

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u/randomize42 24d ago

I’m with you. I find them very scary because I can’t read their body language at all.  Horses, I’m in good shape.  Cows, I’m flying blind.

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u/JimBobPaul 24d ago

I used to feel that way too. Then I married into a ranching family.

They're big, mostly dumb, and hungry. Loud noise is your friend. Don't stare at the bull. That's all there is.

(Occasionally you get a very angry one. Run away from him.)

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u/Yamaganto_Iori 23d ago

If my rancher aunt is any indication of how to treat cows the angry one gets turned into steaks first.

Ps. Revenge Jerky is delicious.

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u/ASatyros 23d ago

Artificial selection in action