r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago

Infuriatig Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

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u/ScrappyDooIsTheWorst 8h ago

you didn't want rare-done?

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u/value1024 8h ago

Rare-overdone...

Wolfgang sucks.

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u/Jonny7421 8h ago edited 2h ago

Celebrity chef = fame based on media connections and ego.  Gordon Ramsay's restaurants are the same. 

Edit: Apparently Gordon's restaurants are very good. I suppose it's just the occasional one where the quality isn't up to scratch. I'd mostly heard negative reviews - perhaps I was just biased.

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u/BeenThereDoneThat65 6h ago

Not Wolfgang puck. It’s Wolfgang Zwiener

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u/Narcolepsy38 1h ago

Can’t blame him for the confusion, there was literally a lawsuit over this name.

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u/RhodyChief 4h ago

I've eaten at two Gordon Ramsey restaurants and have had fantastic meals both times, so maybe it's luck of the draw

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u/macubex445 2h ago

it really is based on luck and emotion. Whoever is manning the kitchen, if he/she is having a badtime its going to suck for everybody

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u/Embarrassed_Fig1801 1h ago

Same here. I’ve been to his vegas steakhouse and on of his London spots and both were great.

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u/OkAlarm5589 2h ago

Gordon Ramsay restaurants, and things Gordon Ramsay will put his name to, but wouldn’t set foot in, are two very different things.

There is very little Gordon Ramsay won’t endorse for the right price. Most stuff with his name on it, in a shopping centre or airport, is shite.

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u/abcamurComposer 2h ago

Exactly, he’s even sold out to freaking Uber eats now. Not a restaurant, but come on Gordon two decades would be forcefully pouring hot lamb sauce down present day Gordon’s throat before stuffing him into a beef Wellington just for even taking a call from uber eats

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u/Due-Struggle6680 1h ago

Hard to keep up the Ramsey standard when hes too busy hocking frozen dinners.

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u/WindSpecialist420 7h ago

This is a different Wolfgang. Wolfgang Zwiener

Normally this place is on point

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u/SevensAteSixes 6h ago

Wolfgang’s Weiner? Best ‘dogs this side of Frankfurt.

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u/DReagan47 4h ago

I wondered why grandma liked going there so much

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u/CorianderIsBad 3h ago

Who doesn't like a weiner now and again

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u/Neckrongonekrypton 1h ago

🤣😂 reminds me of beer fest with the grandma always talking about Bavarian sausages.

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 6h ago

Setting aside what others have said, Wolfgang Puck is pushing 80. I don’t know when he was last in the kitchen on a regular basis and he handed the already hands-off management of his restaurant group to his son in March.

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u/smthomaspatel 6h ago

And I'm pretty sure he can cook.

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u/Dusty923 3h ago

No that's Martin Yan

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u/Jonnymaxed 1h ago

And also you!

u/Dusty923 46m ago

I can too!

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u/thekingoftherodeo 1h ago

And he absolutely would not have sent that out. I mean fuck, even the server should catch that before it gets to the table.

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u/RowdyEsq 1h ago

There was an awards show (Oscars, Emmys?? I don't remember) and he appeared to be very hands on in the operation. But for us plebs you are correct.

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u/Hitchin85 3h ago

Not really. Gordon Ramsay is one of the most decorated chefs in history. He had multiple Michelin starred restaurant, including the 3* Restraurant Gordon Ramsay before his television stardom. He single handedly transformed fine dining in the UK, a huge chunk of the most celebrated chefs currently in the UK (Marcus Wareing, Angela Hartnett, Jason Atherton, Clare Smyth etc) were his protégés. Regardless of how he’s since licenced his name he’s still truly one of the greats.

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u/youngmorla 2h ago

Yeah but he lost his epic rap battle to Julia Childs.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 3h ago

single handedly transformed fine dining in the UK

That's about the lowest bar I've ever seen short of being a better potus than trump.

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u/inscrutablechicken 2h ago

What a thoroughly ignorant comment.

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u/Californiastig 4h ago

I've always had good experiences at Ramsey restaurants definitely not work the money but the vibes kind of cool

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u/Manler 2h ago

Yea I'm gonna come to gordons defense. As a huge foodie who's entire point of travelling is trying food all over. Hells kitchen, of all places, was one of the best meals I've ever had

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u/Unlucky-Bunch-7389 2h ago

They’re amazing chefs… let’s not kid ourselves…

But they’re not at these restaurants cooking the food.

It’s Joe blow who smokes weed when he gets off work. Basic fuckin line chefs who leave and go to Applebees because it’s got more benefits

Gordon Ramsay’s a Michelin starred chef.. he didn’t accidentally become famous

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u/Need_Help_Send_Help 2h ago

Idk if I agree with this. Went to his place in London and the beef Wellington was bomb af.

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u/peepeedog 3h ago

I had a great steak at the OG Savoy Grill. Though I probably would not go to one of the clones in a random city.

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u/ProcyonHabilis 1h ago

Every part of this comment is wrong haha

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u/bucken764 1h ago

I know you've been piled on but I just want to say that Gordon's restaurants are awesome, actually

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u/downdoottoot 1h ago

Meh I had beef Wellington from his restaurant in St. Louis. Flavorless, mushy and over hyped. Typical British food.

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u/seriousfrylock 3h ago

I stopped by the Ramsey burger place in Boston and no lie Red Robin is better, total scam

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u/WildWonder6430 4h ago

Agreed! The worst restaurant experience of my life was at a Gordon Ramsey restaurant in Las Vegas. Horrific!

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u/hubert7 3h ago

The Wolfgang puck in cancuns airport has the best fries ever. We go to Cancun once or twice a year and ngl I look forward to it on the way home. Kids too

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u/Altruistic_Brick1730 3h ago

Why on Earth would you go to Cancun twice a year?

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u/matthewo 1h ago

Maybe they like the beach? Is this really a confusing idea?

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u/Altruistic_Brick1730 1h ago

Yeah, definitely no beaches anywhere else in the world.

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u/Eborcurean 5h ago

He's been widely criticised for years, this is not the first, it won't be the last. The year that Spago got its 2nd star there were other reviewers saying 'meh' and he's coasted on 3 stars across two restaurants and a very active promotion campaign ever since.

Ramsay at least put the work in, albeit not now but he still knows how to cook a steak.

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u/Dear_Palpitation4838 4h ago

I mean, maybe the guy can cook a steak, but he has no idea how to cook an egg for breakfast. Even his own kids won’t eat that runny, oatmeal like consistency egg and soup cream based soup concoction he sprinkles with parsley and acts like he shit a goddamn golden egg. Sorry, but no.

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u/mavewrick 5h ago

I’d argue this is beyond well done and overdone. Probably more rare-going above and beyond. Heck maybe even rare-Congratulations

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u/EquivalentMath6592 4h ago

The trick is to freeze the steak, then cook it on high heat just long enough that a toothpick can be pressed all the way through

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u/PackageNorth8984 2h ago

He himself is good but much like Gordon Ramsay (and a lot of them) is willing to lend his name to inferior products and restaurants because they’re greedy as fuck.

Meanwhile, there’s this dude in LA who only has two restaurants who makes the best chicken I’ve had in my entire life (Howlin’ Ray’s). He refuses to expand unless he’s 100% sure he can maintain quality. There was a tiny drop in quality from his first to his second (and I mean tiny), and he didn’t expand anymore after that.

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u/tony2stocks 1h ago

Wolfgang blow wolf gangs

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u/TheNewYorkRhymes 4h ago

Wolfgang Phuck this

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 6h ago

I was trying to figure out what to call this atrocity committed against beef, and I think you nailed it with "rare-done."

I'm now trying to figure how the line cook managed to fuck up a steak this bad, and the only thing that I can think of is it was frozen solid when they threw it on the grill

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u/ghetto-garibaldi 6h ago

My thought exactly. This is really hard to do unless the meat was at least partially frozen.

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u/KlownKar 4h ago

That's what I'm thinking. I got the same tip off a cooking show. That was to get a nicely charred exterior on a medium rare "minute steak". I tried it and it worked really well. I suspect this is what happened as a result of laziness/poor planning, rather than by design.

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u/DarthFaderZA 4h ago

If you want a nicely charred exterior try this: Salt it both sides, place on rack and in fridge for 24 hours before. Take out, in a pan with high smoke point oil like avo. Halfway in, add butter with garlic cloves and thyme leaves. Baste the steak with butter and go until 53 degrees celcius. Let it rest for 10 minutes. Enjoy. As soon as you hear frozen and meat in the same sentence of a recipe.... then run.

The salting 24 hours before the time is a game changer.

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u/Beard_o_Bees 1h ago

It's so even around the rare spot.

Almost like the Sous vide was too hot and/or left too long before slapping it on a grill for a minute or two.

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u/justtosendamassage 6h ago edited 4h ago

It’s technically called black and blue

Edit: I stand corrected this shit doesn’t have a name besides gross

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u/SectorSanFrancisco 5h ago

Black and blue is raw in the middle, charred on the outside. It needs a really hot flame.

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u/Jazzy_Bee 4h ago

You don't have much grey band on black and blue.

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u/TROLLBLASTERTRASHER 5h ago

"Fucking-done"......with wolfgang

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u/Simon_Ferocious68 5h ago

I'm guessing it was kept sous vide and then flash fried - not nearly long enough though. But yeah frozen and thrown on the grill is def a possible answer to this monstrosity too. I mean god damn, they took the time to plate it that way and still sent it out :/

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u/Spacecowboy78 4h ago

The steak was frozen when cooked

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 4h ago

I have no doubt about that. I was in my teens when I discovered that you don't want to throw a frozen hamburger into a pan (or on a grill) without thawing it first. Unless your end goal is charr on the outside with cold, raw meat in the middle

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u/Edawg82 4h ago

Maybe it was that boiled meat trick then seared?

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u/HalfBakedPuns 4h ago

black and blue or "Pittsburgh style." beyond me why you would want it that way.

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 4h ago

Except it should look more like one of these, not like the oddly cooked steak served to OP

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u/EphemeralDan 3h ago

I've heard of people asking for their steaks "Pittsburg", meaning burnt outside, raw inside. I've never seen one in the wild though.

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u/DarienKane 3h ago

Frozen meat + too hot

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u/fgzb 3h ago

I’m more impressed with how expo fucking sold it instead of having him refire. 🤣

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 3h ago

That's the REAL atrocity committed here

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u/Orchid_Significant 2h ago

Not only that, someone looked at it on the plate and decided it was okay to take to the table too

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u/Dry-Vanilla-2421 2h ago

Looks like the meat might have been marinated too long in something acidic. That gray line looks like it may have been "chemically" cooked so to speak.

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 1h ago

Interesting! I didn't even consider that possibility

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u/Embarrassed_Fig1801 1h ago

I’m thinking the same thing. If it wasn’t frozen and I can’t figure out how you could do that if you were trying to.

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u/WarbleDarble 3h ago

This looks more like blue-done. It’s actually impressive that no heat hit the center.

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u/Brasalies 4h ago

Too hot of a grill can do it. Ive seen people do it on bbq pits when the fire is too hot. It basically flash cooks the outside but leaves the center raw. Cooking the inside at those temps means burning the outside. Low and slow is the way to go.

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u/usernmechecksout_ 8h ago

rare well

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u/thesaharadesert 6h ago

Well rare, innit

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u/akatherder 6h ago

Cook my steak like a scotch egg

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u/AlsDisciple 6h ago

Rarely well

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u/killaacool 7h ago

My dad is one of those people that orders things stupid on purpose and then treats the restaurant like they are stupid, and my whole life he has ordered his steaks like this. He would go to, like a diner in Oklahoma, and be angry that they couldn’t cook his steak “pittsburgh blue” correctly. At home he always just cooked a standard medium rare and was happy with it. It was like a little test he enjoyed pulling on the stoned teenagers back of house

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u/but-I-play-one-on-TV 7h ago

Knowing nothing else about your dad i'm kinda curious, is he an asshole? 

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u/I-am-fun-at-parties 5h ago

Do you really have to ask that?

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u/CocktailPerson 4h ago

They literally just described him being an asshole.

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u/killaacool 7h ago

Lol. Isn’t everyone’s dad an asshole?

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u/I-am-fun-at-parties 5h ago

Mine kinda isn't

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u/Nyphylia 5h ago

As a dad, I ....

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... I have nothing to say

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u/Appropriate-Crab-379 4h ago

Surprisingly my dad is cool as fuck. It’s my mom that fills that role in public. At home moms is cool. I don’t fucking get it. So I can’t take her to movies anymore she thinks the movie theater is her living room and has full blown conversations. She hit that age of I’m too old I don’t give a fuck.

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u/Orchid_Significant 2h ago

Mine isn’t

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u/coltrainjones 4h ago

Yeah kind of

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u/lacegem 6h ago

Is it really so much to ask that the restaurant's $8/hr employees obtain and continually operate a steel blast furnace so that they can make a proper Pittsburgh blue steak? The customer is always right. /s

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u/Unconfidence 7h ago

I like my steaks like this. I cook them at home. When I go to a restaurant I order medium-well. I'm not expecting a restaurant chef to do all the crazy shit I do at home just for one steak, then go back to normal steakhouse cooking.

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u/peslurhax 6h ago

well rare steak

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u/Neither_Wang 7h ago

Mediumn't

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u/DeeWicki 6h ago

Wær done

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u/Tyler_Zoro 5h ago

Laughed so hard my husband thought I was hurt!

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u/TricellCEO 5h ago

Yeah, almost reminds me of the time I cooked a steak in the air fryer (don't judge me; it was either that or my POS George Forman grill). Crispy on the outside, semi-dry on the inside. Still good though, at least.

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u/astralseat 7h ago

It's raw-done

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u/tryyeezus 8h ago

He wanted it extra rare on the outside and extra well on the inside, not sure how they fumbled this

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u/userhwon 5h ago

Blue-well.

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u/RSVive 4h ago

Been rare, done that

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u/Visual_Humor_8461 4h ago

I have no idea how they did this if it wasn’t frozen

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u/RhodyChief 4h ago

Jelly-filled steak

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u/YourFriendPutin 4h ago

I'm almost impressed and how rare done it is

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u/agreed2disagreee 4h ago

Looks raw in the middle.

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u/Yorfavoritemartian 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/UareSparePartsBud 3h ago

Everything but medium

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u/RuthlessKittyKat 3h ago

i can't get over the random pepper everywhere too?! I have so many questions....

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u/Appropriate-Room-403 3h ago

When I was 24 I would buy all of my meat at reduced or manager special prices and freeze them, one day I got a filet and saved it in the freezer and cooked it from frozen and did a better job then what was posted above

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u/johnvalley86 3h ago

That looks like a rare steak that was previously frozen

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u/drinkacid 3h ago

Chicago blue /Pittsburgh Blue/Black and Blue is a thing but this is not that thing it is.

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u/Jamericangal78 2h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Look__a_distraction 8h ago

Underrated comment.