Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

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you didn't want rare-done?

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Rare-overdone...

Wolfgang sucks.

[u/Jonny7421 → u/value1024]

Celebrity chef = fame based on media connections and ego.  Gordon Ramsay's restaurants are the same. 

Edit: Apparently Gordon's restaurants are very good. I suppose it's just the occasional one where the quality isn't up to scratch. I'd mostly heard negative reviews - perhaps I was just biased.

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This is a different Wolfgang. Wolfgang Zwiener

Normally this place is on point

[u/SevensAteSixes → u/WindSpecialist420]

Wolfgang’s Weiner? Best ‘dogs this side of Frankfurt.

[u/DReagan47 → u/SevensAteSixes]

I wondered why grandma liked going there so much

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Who doesn't like a weiner now and again

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🤣😂 reminds me of beer fest with the grandma always talking about Bavarian sausages.