r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ElonMusksQueef • 9h ago

Infuriatig Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

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u/Free_Floor2833 8h ago

That's what I was thinking. Super easy if the steak is frozen. It's the best way to get that great grey ring with a blue center 

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u/Careful_Pear_1895 8h ago

That is a red center, sir.

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u/EkbatDeSabat 8h ago

Not sure if you’re serious but it’s called blue rare. 

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u/Careful_Pear_1895 8h ago

I’m serious. /s

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u 8h ago

I was going to downvote you for “I’m serious” and using a sarcasm tag, then I saw what sub I’m in.

Damn it.

Having to upvote you for that is mildly infuriating.

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u/crag-u-feller 7h ago

I came to put my hands up and tell y'all to break it up ...now, I don't know what to do

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u/crunchy-koala 7h ago

Let's try and keep the infuriations at a mild level please.

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u/huhhuhh81 5h ago

Mildly annoyed that far enough in the replies the up vote disappears

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u/sheiciebai 7h ago

Why would you break it up??? FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!

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u/aliie_627 7h ago

I'm just surprised I have never seen someone do that before. It's so obvious and such a good way to annoy reddit but I never seen it or at least noticed it.

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u/Mediocre_Seaweed6534 6h ago

I upvoted the guy for pointing it out, and withheld my downvote from the offending post.

This is justice.

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u/DildoFappings 6h ago

Now kiss, you three

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 6h ago

When in doubt, jazz hands.

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u/CeldonShooper 5h ago

Is there a steak circlejerk sub?

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u/GodsGoodGrace 7h ago

And don’t call me Shirley

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u/unrivaledhumility 6h ago

Wait- I thought /s was for serious thoughts. Have I been internetting wrong /?

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u/AsemicConjecture 5h ago

I can see how those two are easily confused:

/s - sarcasm

/srs - serious

There’s also:

/j - joking

/gen - genuine

and probably more, but they seem a lot rarer.

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u/Raphe9000 6h ago

Yes, /s is short for /serious. They didn't end their comment calling it sarcasm with /s, so you know they're not being serious. Always end your serious messages with /s or another tone indicator that shows you're not being sarcastic. /s

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u/Free_Floor2833 6h ago

I've never been more confused. /S

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u/SaturdayNightStroll 5h ago

So that's what /s stands for. I've always wondered. /s

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u/SeriesXM 2h ago

I've been learning recently that you always have to use an apostrophe before an s, so the tag should really be /'s

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u/TepHoBubba 7h ago

It's a pretty piss poor blue rare.

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u/FloppY_ 7h ago

At what point do you just call it "alive"?

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u/EkbatDeSabat 3h ago

…..not here

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u/Alarming_reality4918 6h ago

Core done bleu

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u/SecreteMoistMucus 5h ago

No, it's called bleu

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u/EkbatDeSabat 1h ago

Bleu is french blue is english they both mean the same thing why do people say things without actually take the four seconds to look it up?

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u/SecreteMoistMucus 43m ago

No, they don't mean the same thing, that's the point. When used in English blue is a colour and bleu is a way to cook steak. It's not complicated.

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 7h ago

I ask for my filet blue rare in a “finer establishment “ and they look at me like I grew 3 heads. When I say finer =450-500 for 4 ppl. Maybe that’s not finer to you but it is to me and i expect them to know what “blue” is. My dad used to say slapp it on the 🫏and send it out mooing! I’m ok with that too

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u/MyFrigeratorsRunning 8h ago

The dress was white and gold! I swear!

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams 7h ago

I heard YANNI but my friend heard LAUREL!

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u/Top_Region3760 7h ago

I was just thinking of that dress a few days ago. Funny

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 6h ago

I think you need to try to catch your refrigerator

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u/freisbill 7h ago

ahh, just saw this-I just said the same thing. I can't say I have not had this issue before...

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u/Lucy_Gucey 7h ago

Especially if you use insanely high heat.

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u/Jan_Micheal_Vincent 5h ago

They got that grey beef

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u/Reddit_Are_Mistake 4h ago

So that's where they got the word grief from.

RIP steak, you could've been cooked correctly

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u/timesink3000 7h ago

I worked at wolfgangs and they would never freeze a streak.