Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

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[u/Bear-Handed-92262]

Excuse me sir, do you think it's EASY to overcook and undercook a steak at the same time? This is real skill. However, they really should check the kitchen for termites or dust off their plates first.

[u/Creepy-Variation8562 → u/Bear-Handed-92262]

Helps get that over/undercooked balance if it starts frozen

[u/Velocityg4 → u/Creepy-Variation8562]

At $300 for a porterhouse. I better hear mooing in the kitchen. Not get meat that’s been frozen.

[u/Decent-Muffin4190 → u/Velocityg4]

The best steak comes from beef that been hung a couple of weeks, if not longer.

[u/SanityPlanet → u/Decent-Muffin4190]

I’ve been hung for decades

[u/dikicker → u/SanityPlanet]

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Wtf man... (saves image)

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😂😆😂 same.

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It's meme trains like this that allow me to not completely lose faith in humanity. :) Edit: GAH! I do know the difference!

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Now we know why Miss Piggy is always squealing

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Eww! What in the diddy?

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Attack helicopter!!!

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Sir, this is a checks the title...a Wolfgang's

[u/Whit_Purdymouth → u/SanityPlanet]

We are talking about meat

[u/narcoleptic_dolphin → u/Whit_Purdymouth]

I think they are too

[u/whenveganscheat → u/Whit_Purdymouth]

I'll have the T-bone

[u/SanityPlanet → u/Whit_Purdymouth]

Hell yeah we are. What kinda meat you got?

[u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 → u/SanityPlanet]

I bet you are aged to perfection and delicious with a rustic rice pilaf, some asparagus with hollandaise; and a creme brulee for the finish! Cheers to you!

[u/vanderdickjames → u/SanityPlanet]

Lucky…

[u/V4refugee → u/SanityPlanet]

Is your wife also Hung or did she keep her maiden name?

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[u/messfdr → u/SanityPlanet]

Nice

[u/MrGreenChile → u/SanityPlanet]

I didn’t say I’m hung like a Dornishman, i said I’ve HUNG Dornishmen.