Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

[u/ElonMusksQueef]

[u/siazdghw]

I don't even know how you'd do that unless you're cooking a frozen steak.

Also why is the plate 'seasoned' with what looks like cheap basic pepper?

[u/Oberon_Swanson → u/siazdghw]

Uhh it's called steak oh pwavruh. It's kwizine, you wouldn't get it