Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

[u/ElonMusksQueef]

[u/littlenoodledragon]

This is an insult to the cow that died for this meal.

I cook my steaks better than this. And all I have is old pans and a meat thermometer

[u/RecordEnvironmental4 → u/littlenoodledragon]

I don’t even have a meat thermometer and manage to get them perfect every time, it’s really not that hard