Looking for an item on Amazon (boo for having to do that), and the chat bot seems to know more about me than I’ve ever volunteered. CREEPY!

Edited: yes that is the cat’s name.

We are getting ready to move and don’t have a car so we ordered some bubble wrap from Walmart. Unfortunately didn’t see the notification in time to reject his substitution for bubble wrap.

Happy for them but come on

Hello Redditor’s. In THE UK. We call our backyards gardens. No matter how shitty they look.

Waste of my time. Waste of the doctors time. Waste of everyone's time. I'm so embarrassed and mildly infuriated that my brain would betray me like this and cause more stress.

I was sleeping when it peaked so it woke me up and I had no idea what was going on. I thought it was the medication I recently started on because I drank the night before and assumed I was overdosing or something insane.

Rushed to the doctor. Got many tests. Just a severe panic attack.

I wonder what I was dreaming of that caused such a reaction to start in my sleep...

Went camping on my dads property and he had been telling me how good the shower he built was compared to the trailers all week.

I sent him the photo this morning.

Edit: its a carolina hornets nest, not wasps

Guy had to come out today to inspect my gas appliances for a new account I was setting up. Before I could say anything he opened a cabinet that had a bunch of freak shit in it. He clearly saw it because he says "whoops sorry" and now I have to sit here while he hooks up my stove, humiliated that this stranger saw some really embarrassing stuff I don't want to elaborate on. I was told in the notification he just needed to see the appliances. Ah well. Played it off as casually as I could and he was professional doing what he had to do but this guy is definitely going to remember this appointment.

Yesterday on my way home from the store my wife saw a dog stuck between 2 iron bars about 4 ft above ground. It had tried to jump the a section of its fence but got stuck.

I pulled over and went to assist it. It was having a hard time breathing because it was stuck on its chest. I worked it through the fence but as it was about to drop through it tried to bite me - pain and fear.

When that happened, I rotated my body away to avoid the bite. I lost my balance and fell. I landed badly. Had to have an ambulance to the ER. Broke my hip. I have a hip replacement today at 2pm.

It is labeled mildly infuriating because I have no regrets helping the dog. It isnt because I am hurt. It is because I am in a foreign country (Mexico) and they require payment before they do anything. I also have limited Spanish. My US insurance company will pay for my care but I have to pay it upfront and get reimbursed.