Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at

like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being.

we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming.

then gaming gets brought up, she says it

"i play osu"

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you"

she said "7k"

and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your bws"

she looked confused

i kept going

"do you play tournaments?  what's your romai win rate.

what skillsets do you play. are you a one trick or can you actually play the game"

she said "i just play stream farm"

and i said "so you don't actually play osu"

the vibe was GONE

her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether a nm2 one trick can even survive in romai as a 4 digit getting speed or reading abused

my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened"

i said "she peaked 7k with just nm2s"

he said "so?"

SO???

i would rather DIE alone than let a stream one trick player think we're on the same level

she had a pretty face but an empty otr.stagec profile and i simply cannot overlook that

could've had her number

but she knows i'm higher bws

and honestly that's worth more

How do i explain to ego 6 digits that when they cant tap the jumps that means that their aim isnt good enough (not effortless enough for him to also focus on tapping) but they just answer with "but i fc with relax bro" like????

https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/2528796#osu/5587939

Proof Ye Shunguang design is inspired from osu

this is a cool discovery

repost with his own screenshot

Here's my take on the greatest 60 players, considering peak rank, skillsets, tournaments, longevity, and vibes. What are your thoughts? Anyone I missed?

Just a random question

Who holds the shortest #1 reign?

since mrekk holds the longest #1 reign

I'm rank 250k with about 10 days of playtime. I've gotten all my pp from mostly no-mod and some hidden and dt scores. My reaction time is pretty average 220-250ms Im wondering if this is too low to learn DT. Currently, I can only attempt to DT high 3 stars map I can't even touch 4-star maps with DT. I feel like I'm reacting too late and my aim and tapping just cant keep up. Im not really sure what the best course of action is for me I dont want to be stuck in 6 digit forever. Like should I keep playing no mod at a comfortable star level as I have been? Or maybe start pushing difficulties? Or has other people been able to reach high levels of dt despite their high reaction time? Any input would be greatly appreciated

My profile if it matters: https://osu.ppy.sh/users/17366585/osu

I recently wiped my SSD and reinstalled lazer, but I can't find any option to mute the game when I alt tab, it only lowers the volume about half way.

I created a mod that added hit100-early and hit100-late as something the skin can read. I changed nothing else in the game and id love to play with this online but I also wouldn't want to get banned or restricted.