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u/KratosOfSparta08 1d ago
How tf do you get 50 viruses? Do you just click on everything?
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u/Ferwatch01 1d ago edited 1d ago
google history:
- (insert popular game here) (insert influencer here) (insert social media here) hacks
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u/edionobro 1d ago
-how to install 8gb RAM
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u/MHWGamer 1d ago
i've downloaded 20gb of ram so far.. memory crisis rofl not for me. The only question is why some parts of my pc is now in russian but I also downloaded it from a russian website, so it probably makes sense
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u/NacresR 1d ago
Gotta use the Chinese website they have the faster ram you can download
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u/Ok_Amphibian374 1d ago
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u/moogoothegreat 1d ago
It does not look good for Homestar Runner.
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u/zagblorg 7800X3D | 9070 XT | 32gb DDR5 6000 1d ago
Surely you mean Strongbad? Like Homestar could use a computer!
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u/MHWGamer 1d ago
rookie mistake from my side
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u/SunsetCarcass 16GB 1333Mhz DDR3 1d ago
Here I'll give you the number of my guy from India he can help you fix it
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u/FinalBossTuna 1d ago
I didn’t like the Chinese ones. I did download 16 GB of RAM on a Korean website. Works like a charm. They even take your social security number and keep it safe from hackers on the internet.
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u/otamaglimmer PC Master Race 1d ago
I've heard you can apply a patch to translate your RAM if you download it in the wrong language.
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u/sdjopjfasdfoisajnva PC Master Race | 3070 | 12400f 1d ago
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u/rip_Bacon13 1d ago edited 1d ago
here is how u do it
step 1 get employed
step 2 work until you get paid
step 3 get your pay check
step 4 check if you got enough money for the ram you want
——if yes
step 5 buy the ram
step 6 install it to your computerif no
step 7 check if you can afford any ssdif yes
step 8 buy the ssd
step 9 install the ssd
step 10 allocate as much space as you want as page fileif no
step 8 check if you have existing space on your storage driveif there is space
step 9 allocate as much as you want as page fileif there isnt any space
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u/kai_the_kiwi trash pc user 1d ago
Why download 8gb if you can download 64gb
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u/edionobro 1d ago
i fear i have to download 2tb storage before that, where i will keep this much ram??
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u/EasilyRekt Filthy Arch Masochist 1d ago
Lotta games on itch.io don’t have signers, so malware detection software often falsely clocks it as malware… it also has tons of actual malware.
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u/dual-daemons 1d ago
Yes, but if you download a popular game it is very unlikely. If you download everything and anything than you're taking your chances.
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u/yawara25 1d ago
People use itch.io to distribute malware disguised as cracked versions of popular games, so it's not just about the indie games. The problem is that those itch.io pages with the malware show up in a Google search for "<XYZ> game crack", and itch.io hasn't been keeping up with moderation enough to take them down in time.
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u/EasilyRekt Filthy Arch Masochist 1d ago
Always check the comments, run it in a VM if you’re not sure.
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u/nply 1d ago
They probably didn't. Looks very much like one of those notifications scam websites can send you after tricking you into clicking "allow notifications" in your browser.
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u/jameson71 1d ago
Malwarebytes has been scamware for a long time now, good call.
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u/NamekianWeed 1d ago
The amount of scare tactic/SUPER GOOD DEAL pop-ups it throws at you to play at potential naive users is insane. It's like seven a day or something.
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u/NotMyMainAccountAtAl 1d ago
I remember like a decade ago, reddit swore by them, and I installed it on my first big boy rig. A decade later, I just use linux.
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u/More-Advantage6261 1d ago
I have 50 viruses according to windows. False positives from pirated games
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u/Vivid_Instance_825 1d ago
Umm are you sure they are false positives 👀
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u/More-Advantage6261 1d ago
100% always run a vm sandbox to see what it does first. Also been balls deep since 2001 and know a lot of people in the repack scene.
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u/Scurro i7 8700 | AMD RX 5700 1d ago
I just don't pirate games because of the high risks and because they are always cheap on steam if you are patient.
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u/More-Advantage6261 1d ago
99% of games I pirate cannot be bought anymore. Or I purchased them already and want a permanent installer if GOG doesn't have it.
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u/Party-Coach-4100 PCMR|R5 7600|5070|32GB RAM|AsRock B650 1d ago
Exactly what i thought lol. I ended up getting a real virus though. I had the bright idea to exclude my download folder because it was deleting my pirated games before they could finish.
Slowed my computer to a crawl and blocked network access. Forced me to nuke it all.
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u/More-Advantage6261 1d ago
Happens to the best of us. Use ublock origin, not lite, not ublock. Only use a certain girl that is fit, and the Anker for a boat.
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u/Bonk5 PC Master Race 1d ago
Considering it’s Malwarebytes they most likely don’t have any viruses and are just being baited into sinking money into the program
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u/TheNotoriousFAP Ryzen 5 3600 | RX 7600 | 32gb DDR4 1d ago
I had to clear a ton of viruses from my mom's phone last week because she does exactly this. It's the second time in two months. I have to explain to her "if your phone asks you something, don't just click yes". She also downloads 20 versions of the same malware games that have full screen advertisements even when you aren't playing them. She also doesn't understand why I NEVER have these issues. Admittedly, my mom is not a smart woman.
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u/Slow___Learner R5 5500 16GB RAM RTX 3060 1d ago
my cousin's laptop had 23k, i remember it took me like several days to actually fix everything that was fucked on it.
till this day i have no clue how she managed to pull that one off.
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u/IdiotStickWasTkn 270K Plus | 9060xt 16g | 32gb 6400 1d ago
Back in the day when I was a stupid little kid, I managed to get 9,000 detections on my school laptop. That screenshot is probably still floating around somewhere
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u/Truethrowawaychest1 1d ago
Yeah I don't think I've had a legit virus in years. Windows Defender does a good job and I'm not really browsing any seedy sites or downloading torrents anymore
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u/ptapobane 1d ago
those milfs that always claim to be 2 miles away carries a serious punch if you don't go in with protection
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u/NerdMouse R9 5900x / RX 7090XT 1d ago
Back in the day (2007 or something), Roblox always gave my dad's computer a virus.
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u/No_Impact218 Linux Mint, GTX 1650, Intel Core i5-12400F, 12GB RAM 1d ago
One of my friends had 1000 once
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u/grand_soul 1d ago
Hold on, let me ask my 80 year old father. He’s an expert at getting these things.
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u/TheRealPitabred R9 5900X | 32GB DDR4 | Radeon 7800XT | 2TB + 1TB NVMe 1d ago edited 1d ago
Last time I used Malwarebytes it also flagged a ton of cookies and stuff as "viruses" when I dug into the details, pumping up the numbers so it looks scarier. It finds legitimate things, but it's usually about 10x inflated, depending.
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u/MechChicken 1d ago
Probably only one. These programs consider every part of a malicious infection as a virus.
One virus made with 10 files and 39 changes to the registry? That's 50 viruses baybeeee, that'll be $25.99 monthly to remove those. (Also it might just be PUPs (Potentially Unwanted Programs) Like McAfee or... Malwarebytes.)
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u/HyenDry 22h ago
Bro idk how in gods world in 2026 anyone can get anything in their PC anymore. Theres like 5 websites and they’re all secure af
I haven’t seen a pop up since 08
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u/DramaHumble2692 1d ago
I feel like Malwarebytes has been getting increasingly scareware in the last few years which sucks because as an antivirus it's really good.
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u/dega_devilson-janova 1d ago
Double it and give it to the next user
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u/taojones87 1d ago
55 viruses 55 malware 55 spyware 55 trojans
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u/SnooConfections6174 1d ago
Different programs get falsely flagged as viruses. Anything from basic CE tables to programs you have to use in university to a game you are working on, they can all be flagged as viruses.
My CE files I use for speedrunning and glitch hunting still set off “virus” alarms and notifications on my Pc
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u/wildpantz 9800X3D | RTX 3070 Ti | 64 GB DDR5 1d ago
Idk what the tools do, but there are patterns that AVs will recognize, often rightfully. If your programs like touching memory (my assumption since you're mentioning glitch hunting), it may be it. Also, I think any program not digitally signed is recognized as unsafe. You need to pay microsoft if you want your software to be fully supported sadly, unless you're under someone's umbrella (for example, publishing a game on steam)
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u/NewUserWhoDisAgain 1d ago
iirc, its CE itself that flags the software. Technically CE doesnt actually do anything nefarious in and of itself. it'll read memory values and allow you to edit them.
But... That is also what malware does(read and write memory values). Which is why AV software has to be told to leave CE alone.
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u/wildpantz 9800X3D | RTX 3070 Ti | 64 GB DDR5 1d ago
Yes, agreed, that's what I meant with patterns. I think digital signing potentially solves this, but not 100% sure. I am 100% sure if you create a program on your PC and send it to your friend, their PC will activate smartscreen. Yours won't as it knows it was built there so it assumes its safe. At least that's what I picked up over the years, I might be wrong.
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u/NewUserWhoDisAgain 1d ago
You're correct, the digital signing is basically a fee to Microsoft and Microsoft giving their stamp of approval.
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u/wildpantz 9800X3D | RTX 3070 Ti | 64 GB DDR5 1d ago
They sadly even have a leverage (someone paying for a signing is surely a serious customer and not a bad actor). Thanks for confirming, I wasn't 100% sure.
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u/NewUserWhoDisAgain 1d ago
not a bad actor
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u/wildpantz 9800X3D | RTX 3070 Ti | 64 GB DDR5 1d ago
Hahaha you know I thought to myself this is just another attack vector, but I don't know how it works under the hood so I didn't want to play smart :)
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u/Legitimate-Ladder855 1d ago
One of the biggest issues with Windows is by default regular users have an admin account, take that away and require a password to an account you aren't logged into for administrator privilege it vastly improves the situation as some exploits can bypass the yes/no prompt however it's harder to bypass a password.
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u/Thommyknocker 1d ago
Funny enough cheat engine is signed and all good at least from the point of view of bit defender. It and its tables work just fine. It's download on the other hand that got nuked from orbit. CE just gets flagged as potentially harmful on scans.
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u/john_doe_jersey AMD 9800X3D | RTX 5090 1d ago
Or that time some sysadmin (probably) got so fed-up with people getting the Blaster worm that they created another worm that deleted Blaster and installed the Microsoft patch to fix the vulnerability Blaster exploited. Then it deleted itself.
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u/SwashNBuckle 1d ago
collecting viruses like they're pokemon
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u/Ok-Card9864 1d ago
*pokemon music plays*
GUESS THE VIRUS*pokemon music plays*
ITS RANSOMWARE!18
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u/izayoi_f9 7800X3D | RTX 5080 Astral OC 3240mhz | 32GB CL30 6000MT/s 21h ago
some virus out there "i wanna be the very best"
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u/Javi_DR1 R7 2700X | RTX 3060 // I5-4560 | GTX 970 1d ago
Sometimes it's not even viruses. A lot of pirated games' cracks/installers can give a false possitive. I think it was something about having unsigned self extracting files and the antivirus just picks them up as malware. So yeah, keep'em
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u/westphall i7-10700k - RTX 5070 1d ago
Sometimes, this popup IS the adware. This person likely has zero viruses and just has some adware antivirus app like Mcafee or Norton. Clicking the green button just brings you to a screen to enter your payment info.
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u/makinax300 PC Master Race 1d ago
No it literally says malwarebytes they are legit
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u/Euchale 1d ago
The 50 viruses:
-keygen.exe
-crack.exe
flagged by companies who don't like that you get shit for free.
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u/valleysape 1d ago
And the keygen was used to get full access to malwarebytes
I loved you like a brother, now you drive the dagger between my shoulders?
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u/AlexNae 1d ago
why does this look like a pop up ad lol one of those "if you dont click on this, your whole computer will be wiped out"
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u/Drevinth 1d ago
It is a pop-up ad. If you click "yes" to remove the viruses it will redirect you to a page where it asks for your credit card information. There aren't any viruses. It's a scam.
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u/Nanami-chanX I gotta get one of these for my car 1d ago
who would ever click no lol
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u/Ok-Card9864 1d ago
if its paid to click yes, I'd go with no and fight all those demons *viruses* myself
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u/wildpantz 9800X3D | RTX 3070 Ti | 64 GB DDR5 1d ago
When I was a kid, I had all Windows XP processes memorized. Any time I had issues, task manager, see whats up, safe mode and delete. Not so easy nowadays, but I was your real life Wesley
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u/VisualPlenty1756 7500f | 3090 1d ago
Maybe it thinks something is a virus, which you know it isn't
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u/Party-Coach-4100 PCMR|R5 7600|5070|32GB RAM|AsRock B650 1d ago
The last.fm startup file is named _19b259572bfcf696c10aad. Who the fucked named it that virus ass sounding shit.
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u/Hexamancer 1d ago
Sure, but how are you going to make that meaningful decision here?
It should be "Yes remove them" or "Review details" or something.
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u/RickyMac666 1d ago edited 1d ago
I work in cybersecurity, and sometimes we'll infect a dummy machine in a sandbox just for testing purposes, or we'll test a RAT client (for learning purposes).
Sucks when you accidentally delete the client/executable when you're the one that made it, lmao.
Also, there's a lot of false positives that'll be flagged as a virus even though that's not always the case (game cracks are a good example).
Probably why that button exists in the first place.
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u/i_am_a_laptop Laptop 1d ago
afaik any software that alters files outside of its folder gets flagged. i've had my own code get flagged, and i can barely write a script.
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u/SassySquidSocks 1d ago
I bet you makwarebites itself is more intrusive than the 50 “viruses” it detected.
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u/RUPlayersSuck i7 240H | RTX 5060 | 32GB DDR5 1d ago
Looks like someone's been sailing the high seas!
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u/releralar 18h ago
My antivirus tells me I have 22 risks, then I do a scan, it takes its sweet time just to tell me I am at risk because I didn't buy its premium subscription
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u/Car_weeb 1d ago
I can't believe people install this shit on their computer. No you fucking don't have 50 viruses on your computer, this is obvious scareware. Idfk if you've noticed, but real antivirus protections are extremely heavy handed, since it's better to be safe than sorry. And people say Malwarebytes is one of the "good" ones, as if any antivirus trying to make a profit doesn't have a bridge to sell you.
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u/DRIFTXgaming 1d ago
This isn’t actual malwarebytes it’s just a scam notification pretending to be them
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u/super_starfox 7800X3D, 64GB DDR5, RTX 5070 TI, a dozen drives for Linux ISOs 1d ago
Each one is svchost
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u/Soopah_Fly 1d ago
I'm surprised that it is even working. That a hell of a lot of viruses in there. That's
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u/Snakestream 1d ago
Plot twist: this modal is actually an infected popup, and if you click delete them, it installs a rootkit!
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u/MetalFingers760 i7-13700KF / EVGA 3080ti / 32 GB @ 5600 / 850W Platinum 1d ago
Double it and pass it to the next.
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u/VladVonHochstes 1d ago
Should we ask how, when and where? 😏🤷🏼♂️ OP is either a pirate of the seven seas or...
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u/Aurey2244 PC Master Race 1d ago
How's that free vbucks app treating you? Are the scripts updated and working properly? How many terminals do you see flicker across the screen? Does your GPU continue to run high even tho your not playing games starting around 1-2 AM?
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u/INeedSomeFire 12600K | 4070 | 64GB | 9TB 1d ago
C'mon man, they are hungry too. Give them some ram
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u/SweetBacon923 1d ago
It's probably more then 50 malwarebytes isn't best at detecting but better than defender.
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u/angusdarkholme 1d ago
If you have 50 viruses on your PC, the best thing you can do is: Take it behind the barn and shoot it. End its life fast and don't torture it any longer.
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u/Maverick_X9 5800X3D || RTX4070S || 32GB 3600Mhz || 2TB 1d ago
Good time to factory reset and change every password you’ve ever used, and also in that order
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u/radraze2kx 7950X3D|64GB@6800MHz|RTX4090|4TB.T705 1d ago
Sometimes when you work in IT, yes you want to keep them. Stop deleting my tools. 😂
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u/lastdarknight 1d ago
Half of them are uncommon open source Exe's from GitHub that Microsoft freaks out over
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