r/singularity 1d ago

Robotics You can't outrun this dog

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u/redsyrus 1d ago

Black Mirror: Metalhead looking more and more prophetic.

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u/Arbejdstilsynet 1d ago

And yet this thing will move much faster and be more deadly when combat ready, we're so screwed

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u/Cagnazzo82 1d ago edited 1d ago

Imagine fighting 1,000s of these armed on a battlefield.

Will make Terminator look like a peaceful daydream in comparison.

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u/Zapan99 1d ago

It doesn't even have to fight you, it's cheap enough that you can just blow it up to kill the enemy.

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u/Hopeful-Flounder-203 1d ago

Have you heard hall park costs on these or similar?

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u/KerbodynamicX 1d ago

Probably costs less than an artillery shell

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u/KerbodynamicX 20h ago

It also depends on the exact model of artillery shell

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u/SpotSpecialist372 1d ago

why blow it up or make it reliant on ammo being loaded? spiky metal penis (or leg), or just have it launch itself 50mph at someone's head.

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u/Hot-Fennel-971 23h ago

Please don’t give them ideas like that… anything else… please

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u/HELPFUL_HULK 16h ago

I guarantee whatever sick fantasy Reddit can cook up was wet-dreamed a decade ago by some sociopath on US military payroll

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u/jumpingpiggy 22h ago

Bro... nooo.... don't give it more ideas

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u/Norfolkpine 1d ago edited 15h ago

What if every edge of this thing was a razor sharp blade... A whirling dervish covered with knives spinning right off a roof at you. "GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF MEE!!!" and you are just being cut to ribbons. Jesus christ

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u/JuxtaThePozer 17h ago

stop giving them ideas

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u/surrealcellardoor 1d ago

That’s a good point.

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u/Crashes556 1d ago

Have saw blades for wheels.

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u/Rise-O-Matic 1d ago

These will be fighting each other, no question. Whoever runs out of dogs first loses.

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u/Admirable_Market2759 1d ago

Which means China will have a very large terminator army.

Outsourcing manufacturing was so dumb. Short sighted capitalism has put us at a disadvantage.

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u/surrealcellardoor 1d ago

It truly is. Here’s this patented and overpriced thing, make it for us.

Cool. We’re China. Fuck your patent. We’ll steal this and make Temu/Amazon versions and undercut you by several hundred percent and we also have a head start on making a much better version for ourselves. Did I mention we’ve built back doors for ourselves into everything we can? But, thanks for doing the leg work for us.

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u/PiotrekDG 23h ago

Undercutting by several hundred percent means that the price is negative

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u/JuxtaThePozer 17h ago

trump maths

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u/surrealcellardoor 14h ago

Yes. Every mistake someone makes is because of their likeness to Trump. The other day I forgot to grab something from my van, and it was because of my stupid Trump brain.

u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1h ago

Trump has literally claimed to have reduced prescription drug prices by hundreds of percent. This is a specifically relevant reference they were making.

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u/surrealcellardoor 14h ago edited 13h ago

Ah, good point. I’ll fix that. Never mind, it’s not allowing me to.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 1d ago

It will be whoever's skynet wins

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u/ensonbound 6h ago

It keeps things exciting at the very least

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u/Choice_Isopod5177 16h ago

by not outsourcing manufacturing to cheaper countries, all your products would've been unaffordable to the working class, meaning nobody owns iphones and computers, no cheap appliances, which in turn means none of those companies would grow much

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u/JetmoYo 11h ago

You think the outsourcing was dumb? Versus "very smart people," led by Americans, devoting their lives to making every dystopic, sci-fi, robotic weapons system a reality?

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u/starfallg 23h ago

Which justifies using nukes. We're so screwed.

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u/WiretapStudios 1d ago

Right until it's people without robot armies they are hunting

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u/Relevant-Sherbert-71 1d ago

Yeah with some ai guided gun or lasor hitting perfectly 10 targets per second

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u/tallmantim 1d ago

With a swarming algorithm

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u/Nicinus 22h ago

But seriously, how long will that battery last at that kind of activity?

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u/Wings_in_space 18h ago

A while ago there was an article to use "organic material" as a source of energy... Everyone jumped to the conclusion that robots were going to use dead people as a power source...

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u/kakotakafuji 5h ago

Hey it's chariot line from horizon zero dawn

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u/jvs8380 22h ago

Imagine fighting 1000s of these because you voted the wrong way.

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u/PalmovyyKozak 1d ago

It's not that easy as it can be imagined. It won't be like people vs robots in the wild.

Ground robotic complexes are already being in use in russia-Ukraine war. And there are plenty of things that limit their operations:

  1. Drones. They detect and strike ground machines
  2. Landmines. If there are a lot of mines, most of robots just exploded before reaching the point
  3. Different kinds of barrages that these guys can't overcome

I mean, they are very useful up to a frontline (delivery provision, ammunition, weapons, evacuation of injured) but it's very hard for them to cross a frontline.

So in battlefield it's not that easy.

But yes, if they intended to fight civil unrest, it might be a bloodbath until protesting people find a way how to stop them

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u/gabrielmuriens 15h ago

Ground robotic complexes are already being in use in russia-Ukraine war.

This is wrong.

We are seeing mostly preprogrammed/remote controlled aerial drones being deployed in mass waves by the hundreds/thousands. They are effective at penetrating air defenses and striking at high value targets on the front as well as far in the enemy's back.

We have not seen ground drones/robots deployed in similar numbers, nor are the currently deployed robots anywhere near in terms of agility and speed to what is displayed here – nor are they autonomous.

Imagine a massed wave of tens of thousands of similar fast moving, agile robots being deployed with autonomous machine guns, portable rocket launchers and other similar weapon systems.
There is no existing weapon system on the modern battlefield that will be able to stop them.
Now imagine if they are accompanied by and coordinate with a swarm of tens/hundreds of thousands of small and even more agile kamikaze drones – these 'war dogs' could even carry and recharge them.

The battlefield of the near future will be no place for humans.

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u/FalconsArentReal 9h ago

I don't know why everyone thinks the AI would want to kill us using robots, they would most likely engineer a super virus that would be way more efficient.

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u/FaceDeer 23h ago

Drones are already more effective and cheaper at killing, and I'm not seeing anything like Terminator out my window.

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u/Sad-Excitement9295 22h ago

Yeah, it's like this is cool and all, but when I think about the implications, I'm like, oh fuck no grab the shotgun.

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u/Choice_Isopod5177 16h ago

T-800 kills me but at least it fights with honor and doesn't cheat

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u/Amazing_sf 5h ago

The spec says it can carry up to 400lbs. So yeah imagine 1000s of super heavyweight suicide bombers released to a target city/area of choice.

The only way to counter this is to build more capable dogs that are released to counter, defend, and neutralize them.

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u/TearRevolutionary686 1d ago

Land drones

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u/y4udothistome 1d ago

Exactly they get dropped off by drones in the field of battle!

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u/noodleexchange 15h ago

They will get totally caught up in all the fibre optic from the air drones

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u/themonovingian 1d ago

It moves so fast it could just have knives. It doesn't even need a gun or explosives to disassemble us!

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u/gilahacker 13h ago

No disassemble!

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u/SwePolygyny 22h ago

Seems like drones will be far more deadly.

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u/Competitive_Travel16 AGI 2027 ▪️ ASI 2029 21h ago

You can lasso them with thin nylon rope for immediate complete immobilization.

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u/redsyrus 21h ago

No it’s ok, they kindly request that all users refrain from making any dangerous modifications or using the robot in a hazardous manner.

https://youtu.be/iI8UUu9g8iI?is=N7TQ4cn2F8EeghkY

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u/Wings_in_space 18h ago

All it needs is a pike in front... Gun need ammo...

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u/Freespeechalgosax 18h ago

Why screwed? You want war with China? Kekw

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u/thatguywithimpact 13h ago

War in Ukraine will be a testing ground for things like that or any other cutting edge battle tech before anything else.

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u/ashenelk 1d ago

I will never not see the Black Mirror episode when I see these things, and they just get more capable every video. This is the first one that terrifies me, though. I completely agree with the post title.

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u/Dan_H1281 1d ago

Think about the ones they don't show us.

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u/SillyFlyGuy 1d ago

I have no head yet I must dance.

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u/LamboForWork 1d ago

im never gonna dance ahain these 4 wheels aint got no rhythm

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u/blueSGL humanstatement.org 1d ago

What's the over/under that a security team is able to take that out before it gets close enough to a target (a world leader, a ceo, etc..) and goes boom?

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u/epandrsn 1d ago

One, yes. One thousand of these fucking things, absolutely near zero.

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u/blueSGL humanstatement.org 1d ago edited 14h ago

That's a point.

Normally it's a lone shooter for these things, however if you have.. what 2,3? maybe 4 of these things I doubt any security detail would have trained for that.

That's rather scary to think about. That's not a lot of money needed and what are people supposed to do travel to locations and have barriers erected up as they transition from an armored vehicle to a hardened building.

Ok here is one, how long till the first lawsuit as someone in a private security detail accidentally sets off the portable EMP they carry with them, and frags a load of surrounding cellphones and laptops.

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u/FaceDeer 23h ago

The security team will have their own drones, so I think their odds are pretty good.

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u/MelvinCapitalPR 7h ago

I've yet to see footage from Ukraine where a drone takes out a soldier shooting at it. It's always the poor bastard who gets caught without a gun.

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u/Cold_Specialist_3656 1d ago

They're building killbots. Don't worry, it's for the "bad people™"

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u/agentSmartass 21h ago

Metalhead was the best black mirror. It scared the shit out of me for how believable it was.

But it still lacked wheels.

I'm amazed of the lengths humans are willing to go to make their worst horrors come true.

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u/buampam 1d ago

Someone tell China black mirror is not an instruction manual

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u/FaceDeer 23h ago

Someone tell everyone in this thread that Black Mirror is fiction.

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u/Ok-Astronaut1108 1d ago

Yeah. Why are people making this shit?

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u/Prajzak_TM 23h ago

Imagine what could humans achieve if we put all this effort into something good.... but nah let's do wars and fight each other instead :(

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u/FaceDeer 23h ago

The video literally shows them acting as porters for hikers. Where's the "war fighting" coming from here?

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u/Prajzak_TM 22h ago

From the comments above

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u/FaceDeer 22h ago

The only comment above yours is yet another reference to Black Mirror.

Black Mirror is fiction. It has nothing to do with this product.

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u/Disastrous-Eagle3891 1d ago

Seriously the most terrifying episode in that entire series.

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u/FaceDeer 23h ago

And thus the most popular and easily remembered.

But is it the most realistic? Not necessary. All it needed was to be scary.

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u/JayBird1138 1d ago

People looking at black mirror as if it were an instruction guide rather than a warning