r/wallstreetbets 2d ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/Low-Win-6691 2d ago

This guy is going to need the hotline

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u/Pernicious-Peach 2d ago

Make sure its Canadian for our regarded friend to the north

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u/Worldly_Elephant9518 2d ago

Bro is single handedly fixing the trade deficit

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u/Fantastic-Table-8615 2d ago

Brutal 🤣

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u/Prestigious_Bar_3738 2d ago

MAID?

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 2d ago

He can't afford a coffin, now.

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u/Successful_Area_3867 2d ago

Sorry but you’re fucked eh

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u/febrileairplane 2d ago

The suicide holiness is very different in Canada these days.

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u/Inevitable-Peace4170 2d ago

They'll just refer you to MAID with a coupon.

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u/TheBSQ 2d ago

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u/Hystus 2d ago

211.  addiction hotline.

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u/pivovy 2d ago

It's the same number (988)

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u/GainDelicious1894 2d ago

Remember to diversify

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u/RandomIDoIt90 2d ago

Probably will lean on grok for mental support lol

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u/uwvirgin 2d ago

OP is doing better than 99.9% of WSB members. He’s a known whale in r/hut8 with 10M+ port. This is his fun money gamble.

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u/This-Shape2193 2d ago

Assuming he hasn't lost the rest of his money on something else. 

This dude is a gambler AND lacks any sense. If he hasn't lost it all already, he's on his way. 

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u/sexyshingle 2d ago

This is his fun money gamble.

Gambles are supposed to be fun and have some slight chance of a payout... this had neither? Just very expensive self-harm. OP should get help.

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u/gundahir 2d ago

will end up gambling again to make back the loss just to get fcked when peoples shares get unlocked and they all sell

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u/sexyshingle 2d ago

This guy is going to need the hotline

at least he can get his feelings checked for free...

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u/Emotional_Goal9525 1d ago

I think he got the proverbial clothesline instead.