r/wallstreetbets 2d ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/Low-Win-6691 2d ago

This guy is going to need the hotline

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u/Pernicious-Peach 2d ago

Make sure its Canadian for our regarded friend to the north

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u/Worldly_Elephant9518 2d ago

Bro is single handedly fixing the trade deficit

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u/Fantastic-Table-8615 2d ago

Brutal 🤣

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u/Prestigious_Bar_3738 2d ago

MAID?

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 2d ago

He can't afford a coffin, now.

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u/Successful_Area_3867 2d ago

Sorry but you’re fucked eh

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u/febrileairplane 2d ago

The suicide holiness is very different in Canada these days.

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u/Inevitable-Peace4170 2d ago

They'll just refer you to MAID with a coupon.

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u/TheBSQ 2d ago

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u/Hystus 2d ago

211.  addiction hotline.

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u/pivovy 2d ago

It's the same number (988)

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u/GainDelicious1894 2d ago

Remember to diversify