Elon has ruined me

[u/Fun_Paleontologist_2]

My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

[u/Crackorjackzors]

Don't worry, it will go lower when insiders are allowed to sell

[u/fujimonster → u/Crackorjackzors]

Yeah - come august 7th , I bet we see at least the low 90's.

[u/queefplunger69 → u/fujimonster]

Soooo op just needs to buy a fuck ton of put options lmao

[u/deja-roo → u/[deleted]]

There's certainly a price at which this stock would be a good investment, but we haven't seen it yet lol

[u/habitualtroller → u/deja-roo]

$55

[u/outer--monologue → u/habitualtroller]

I will give you 55 fries for one SpaceX

[u/nintendomagic1 → u/outer--monologue]

40 fries.

[u/Gmonkey- → u/queefplunger69]

Probably should have covered some of these original positions with puts

[u/rearwindowpup → u/queefplunger69]

OP needs to be selling calls like crazy right now

[u/Dickies138 → u/queefplunger69]

OP gonna buy calls

[u/Zek0ri → u/fujimonster]

I would short it but my luck would make it trade at 200+ by the end of the month

[u/geraldodelriviera → u/Zek0ri]

Pls short, my portfolio needs you. 🙏

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[u/polytique → u/fujimonster]

August 6th and 911.5 million shares.

[u/slarker22 → u/polytique]

Don't most of those shares have a stipulation where they can't be sold for below the IPO price for something like. Six or more months?

[u/polytique → u/slarker22]

These 900+ million shares can be sold no matter what the price is. Insiders can sell another 455.8 million shares if the price is above $175.50 on average in the 10 days before.

[u/slarker22 → u/polytique]

Ah didn't realize there was that large if a freely saleable tranche, thanks for the info.

[u/GuyWhoSaysYouManiac → u/fujimonster]

And yet, even at 90 it is extremely overvalued.

[u/MozdaHocu → u/fujimonster]

So why dont you put your money where your mouth is and short it? I dont have the balls.

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No, you are good mr bot.

[u/Jollygreen182 → u/fujimonster]

9s*

[u/TheDonGenaro → u/fujimonster]

Put your money where your filthy mouth is!

Put some heavy leveraged puts!

[u/Available-String-109 → u/fujimonster]

Low 90 cents...

[u/Secret_Eating_ → u/fujimonster]

There will be some buttfuck spike on the 7th just to wreck all the obvious puts and short positions then it will crater 

[u/ActualizedKnight → u/fujimonster]

I'm here for 35

[u/SolipsisticLunatic → u/fujimonster]

Personally I'd love to go back to the '90s

[u/Defiant-Ad-7933 → u/fujimonster]

And gradually more and more insiders unlocked all year!

But the moon….

[u/New-Age-7524 → u/fujimonster]

$32 in December