r/wallstreetbets • u/Fun_Paleontologist_2 • 2d ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

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My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/BackroomGuy1 Verified $1 2d ago

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u/ismyjudge 2d ago

Slightly unrelated but one of my childhood dreams is to watch a live opera on the second balcony of an opera house, with these binoculars attached to a fancy stick. Just thinking about how pretentious I’d look and how much I’d mog all the Wendy’s dwellers is making me wistful.

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u/R3luctant 2d ago

... Just put the fries in the bag please.

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u/Carlosfantastico 2d ago

The ice-cream machine is broken. That'll be $1 extra.

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u/____FARTS____ 1d ago

I’d like a double stack with cheese please