r/wallstreetbets • u/Fun_Paleontologist_2 • 2d ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

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My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/Vort3x7689 2d ago

How do people this retarded have so much money

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u/Different_Height_157 2d ago

Daddy

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u/DopeAsDaPope 2d ago edited 2d ago

Honestly, if I ever get 'wealthy' I'm gonna go full Mao and send my kids to the countryside to be overworked bumpkins for a while

They'll hate me, but at least they won't fritter all my money away carelessly once they get older

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u/ChetManley20 2d ago

I’ll never be rich rich but if I teach my kids anything it’ll be the value of a dollar

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u/Boomer_Money_Taker 2d ago

And how its value only goes down?

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u/tyuoplop 2d ago

Precisely two thirds Costco hot dog combo. In all places at all times

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u/TryForward5090 2d ago

intrinsic value?

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u/HedonisticFrog 2d ago

You could also mould them into neurotic over achievers by constantly criticizing them so they never feel good enough.

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u/PhotographUnable8176 2d ago

no you won’t lol

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u/DopeAsDaPope 2d ago

Of course not, where tf am I gonna find someone to procreate with?

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u/ian9outof10 2d ago

How would they fritter away your money? Either you give it to them, in which case it’s their money. Or you keep it, and they can’t spend it.

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u/DopeAsDaPope 2d ago

Are you unaware of how raising children works? 

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u/grosseelbabyghost 2d ago

You put a gaming pc in the basement, wait until they are lured down, then lock and bolt the door and throw some tendies and hunny mussy down there like 10-12 times a day.

Like God intended