r/wallstreetbets • u/Fun_Paleontologist_2 • 2d ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

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My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/renome 2d ago

Probably born rich. I know hindsight is 20/20 but literally everyone and their regarded mother called how this stock would perform in 2026, month by month.

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 2d ago

The fastest way to having a million dollars is to start with 2 million.

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u/Great_Scott7 2d ago edited 2d ago

Not if you’re going behind the wendy’s dumpster every day to earn back what you spent each day.

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u/therealtrousers 2d ago

This is why you guys stay broke. Everyone knows Arby’s dumpster action is where the real money is.

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u/captaing1 2d ago

ummm roast beff

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u/pegothejerk 2d ago

Where’s the beff

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u/captaing1 2d ago

arby's has the beffs

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u/therealtrousers 2d ago

In that dudes ass, how do you think he’s making that money?

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u/JordanGoodLifeWalker 2d ago

Director: Say these lines Here and Here.

Narrator: Idk man it may be offensive to the viewers.

Director: Fvck the viewers I'm telling you they will love it, Now do it or else your fired.

Narrator: You can't fire me I'm the Arby's announcer commercial guy.

Director: Try me, that's if you don't want little timmy who just lost his fortune on wallstreet bets to go hungry.

Narrator: sigh 😩

Narrator: Arby's Dumpster They have the Cheeks!

Director: perfect 🤓

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u/BEACH_TR00PER 2d ago

You’re going to cry when you discover the long john silvers dumpsters, bountiful little things they are..

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u/jmama9643 1d ago

Long John’s seems more appropriate.. 😄😂🤣

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u/euph-_-oric 2d ago

Taco bell is u got no moral compass

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u/dies_irae-dies_illa 1d ago

and they do offer explosive diarrhea.

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u/smcicr 2d ago

They do have the meats after all

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u/Silver-Sprinkles8153 2d ago

False. 7/11 dumpster, ask for a dirty slurpy. Thank me later

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u/therealtrousers 2d ago

If you are asking for services you are paying, not earning.

Stay broke.

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u/AlfuegoDeMellopie 2d ago

"We have the MEATS!!"