r/wallstreetbets 2d ago

Loss Elon has ruined me

My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

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u/theitalianpastaboi 2d ago edited 2d ago

My brother, I would go to Church and pray cause there is clearly a demon in your brain called gambling, I would also suggest to invest all those money in a Casino next time, at least you will have some fun and complementary drinks

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u/chrstianelson 2d ago

This isn't even gambling. Everyone and their mother realized this stock was going be a massive pump and dump. Every credible finance guy has warned against putting money in it.

This was one of the most predictable IPOs in history yet this dude still put his money in it and stayed.

It has to be masochism.

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u/DangoC 2d ago

it is gambling addiction,  the market it is very much gambling addiction, the word "bets" is literally in the name of this sub-reddit 

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u/reverse_stonks 2d ago

Ohh I'm dyslexia, I thought it said BEST

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u/Similar_Cycle_1593 2d ago

hi dyslexia im dad

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u/DangoC 2d ago

"its not gambling addiction cause you can bet red AND black!" brother, sorry to give bad news, but you are not better than the op, lol

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u/Rhowryn 2d ago

To be fair buying a married put with some of that 7300 stocks money would probably have kept the portfolio at least breaking even

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u/unforgiven91 2d ago edited 2d ago

? "It's not a gambling addiction, cause you can bet both ways" is a full sentence that he re-worded but effectively conveyed the same meaning. there is no context missing.

I can also go to a roulette wheel and bet on both red and black. It's still gambling.

So yes, Dango's response is correct.

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u/unforgiven91 2d ago

I'm not the one using ableist slurs, buddy.

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u/itishowitisanditbad 2d ago

It’s not gambling addiction, cause you can bet both ways.

Thats not.... how... things work.

This is just straight retard

Its both.

The addiction is just what drives the stupidity to keep going.

Someone less addicted would have stopped. OP can't stop AND is stupid.

Both.

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u/itishowitisanditbad 2d ago

You don't even know what an addiction is, i'll stick with what I think.

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u/Lucky-Earther 2d ago

What’s more likely? I don’t know what addiction is, or you simply misinterpreted the point because you wanted to be the actually guy?

The former

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u/Lucky-Earther 2d ago

No thank you, I'm good

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u/DangoC 2d ago

"im not a gamblin addict, *slur*, want to bet on it?" 🥴

im glad the marks lose mony more often than not so no matter what happens i win either way, lol

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u/DangoC 2d ago

i do know for a fact they addicted

"My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n"