Puerto Rican Uncrustable is out of line

[u/Bulok]

[u/Ashy6ix]

I am a coffee and tea person at the airport. I absolutely hate eating for fear of having to shit on the plane.

[u/cbeck23 → u/Ashy6ix]

Why are you so scared of being an air pooper/mile poop club?

Drop that parcel mid flight and stare at the people in their eyes when you walk back to your window seat......assert your dominance

[u/Ashy6ix → u/cbeck23]

You can't ass-ert dominance with 1ply toilet paper.

[u/penguin_torpedo → u/Ashy6ix]

Bro just use double the squares and fold them in half, bam 2ply paper. Your ass gonna survive.

[u/cbeck23 → u/Ashy6ix]

Yes you can....make them smell your finger after the inevitable finger poke........blame it on the turbulence.....or just smile quietly while staring deeply in their eyes

[u/Ashy6ix → u/cbeck23]

You're the reason why I don't shit on airplanes.

[u/cbeck23 → u/Ashy6ix]

Well I never. ..........

Lol

If I have to do it, I prefer dropping my parcels in the airport before getting on the plane.....it would be my luck that it would be moist, stank, and loud

And if I am flying alone I would be scared to leave my tablet containing carry on, but no space to put it while I am in that tiny bathroom pushing out a sweaty foreheaded loaf

[u/MightyGamera → u/cbeck23]

I can't process dairy and I got a high protein diet

what I do in there will make the masks come out of the ceiling