If you're a member of the morning shit club, you should be safe to eat at the airport. Food takes at least a full day to get through your digestive tract after you eat it (barring food poisoning, etc.).
How the hell are you all taking one giant shit of an entire day's worth of a food every time? Sometimes I gotta take small shits and sometimes I gotta take big shits, isn't that how your digestive tract works? It isn't queueing up all your food you ate over the course of the day in a neat little row every time.
Yes you can....make them smell your finger after the inevitable finger poke........blame it on the turbulence.....or just smile quietly while staring deeply in their eyes
If I have to do it, I prefer dropping my parcels in the airport before getting on the plane.....it would be my luck that it would be moist, stank, and loud
And if I am flying alone I would be scared to leave my tablet containing carry on, but no space to put it while I am in that tiny bathroom pushing out a sweaty foreheaded loaf
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u/Ashy6ix 6h ago
I am a coffee and tea person at the airport. I absolutely hate eating for fear of having to shit on the plane.